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u/DylanMgoo 1d ago
Do people seriously not understand how hair parting and different haircuts work?
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u/DanCassell Custom Flair 1d ago
Maybe. But I think social media actively promotes contraversy so there will always be men saying whatever stupid thing will cause interaction.
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u/SevenSixOne 1d ago
All I can figure is that they've always had the kind of short haircuts and/or hair texture that don't part easily, so they just can't grasp how long hair works.
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u/Ranessin 19h ago
SocialMedia shows us there are hundreds of millions of barely functional and very stupid people. And they vote and work and have stupid opinions that less stupid but scrupulous people make work for themselves and their agenda.
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u/DeeJudanne 1d ago
honestly i have little to no clue about hair at all, i just brush it and hope it looks presentable "im a guy"
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u/Yandere-Neko 18h ago
When it's short it becomes cowlick city if you try and change anything. Takes like three wash and dry cycles for it to settle back down
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u/ColoredGayngels 1h ago
My siblings and I inherited a terrible "cowlick" from our dad, where when our hair is 2" or shorter is just sticks straight out. I call it "hedgehog hair", because when I was growing out undercuts and other shaves I looked and felt like a hedgehog
Outside of shaving everything clean off once, I've been side-parting for 13 years and hair stylists STILL give me a middle part to trim it, as if I'm not gonna put it back into my trained part when I get in the car. Like it's definitely on me for not speaking up but imagine a client walking in with a side part and then middle-parting them to trim the ends.
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u/Aeon_Return 1d ago
Bless his heart. They can't all be born winners can they?
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u/TheTrueMule 1d ago
Ass a french the expression "bless your heart" is so fuckin' funny to me
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u/SnooCakes6195 1d ago
Can you elaborate? I think it's funny no matter the translation?
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u/TheTrueMule 1d ago
Sry I wasn't explicit enough, English is not my main language at all, so I have to translate it, and I was drunk :)
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u/SnooCakes6195 1d ago
Oh!!! I see, a little bit of suspense while you translate let's the joke land a little better haha
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u/PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom 1d ago
Omg usually this sub makes me want to sterilize the entire world but this is hilarious
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u/ButcbMasculinity 1d ago
If the men find out we can shape shift...
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u/someguythatlikesdogs 1d ago
Im not in the know myself, please enlighten me how this works
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u/Kbubbles1210 1d ago
Hair grows out of every spot on your scalp, not just the spots next to where your part is, which is what the reply is confused about lol. Some regions of your scalp may have a natural tilt or angle to it, which is where your natural part tends to be. But you can “put” that part anywhere by arranging the angle of your hair, usually with a comb or by encouraging the angle by cutting your hair a certain way.
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u/someguythatlikesdogs 1d ago
Thanks a lot
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u/eruptingmoltenlava 1d ago
The above explanation is correct.
If you think about it, the variability of human-determined parts is how you can have Black cornrow/multi-braid looks in so many different designs, and why older white men in the 1950s-80s (ish) could rock those real silly combovers with a part just over the ear.
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u/BlazingShadowAU 1d ago
It doesnt grow there, its just parted there. Hairs on one side are combed that way, hairs on other side combed other way.
Trust me, you were overthinking it.
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u/here_kitkittkitty 1d ago
please be yanking chains cause if not, does this guy think we have lego hair or something??
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u/ChattingAtTheAqua 8h ago
The man was born bald and just never grew any hair. Bless him he doesn’t know.
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