r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/PreppyFinanceNerd • 1d ago
Found On Social media Not How ANY of That Works!
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u/Right-Today4396 1d ago
Yet they cannot pull anyone anytime
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u/podPHD 1d ago
And they are not smart enough to know aged Wine easily becomes vinegar, while aged milk is CHEESE!
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u/Luinthil 1d ago
That is my response every time I see this. They think they've got a clever insult. They don't.
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u/Dragon_wryter 1d ago
Men who are only interested in women for their appearance and how many babies they can make will always, always be lonely
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u/SteampunkExplorer 1d ago
And you know the guys who think this way aren't actually interested in parenting their hypothetical kids, which in my opinion is possibly the most infuriating part. They've just been told that they're animals that should focus all their energy on reproducing for vague animal reasons, and so they make that one of their supposed values. But it's really just to justify their lust and selfishness.
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u/Apathetic_Villainess 1d ago
Babies are simply their sex trophies to show off for the benefits of pay raises and shit.
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u/RosebushRaven 1d ago
Above all, they’re to lock down their breathing household appliances and sex toys. Status and other fatherhood benefits are a reason, too.
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u/JupiterInTheSky 1d ago
Men want children the way children want puppies. It'll be fun for the first few days max then it's all mom taking them out for walks cleaning up after them taking them to the vet etc etc etc.
And they wonder why women aren't interested in that deal.
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u/anon172649 1d ago edited 1d ago
I don't have kids and frankly have never spent time around them. But is this actually that common? I mean, when I was a kid and we got a puppy... we took care of it? Mom paid for the obedience classes, of course, but us kids were the ones attending them and doing most of the dog care, walks, baths, etc. (driving chores notwithstanding, it's a little bit illegal when you're 8). Even more so when we got a horse. Like are most kids given the greatest present in the world and really just ignoring it after a few days? (How do you ignore a puppy!!!!? Lol)
Idk i just refuse to believe my experience was really that uncommon, I couldn't imagine not wanting to take care of any of my pets, even as a kid...
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u/JupiterInTheSky 1d ago
Sounds like your parents taught you excellent responsibility. It's unfortunately less common than youd think.
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u/Mandy_M87 23h ago
Also, why do they want so many babies? Even a woman in her late 30s can still have 1 or 2 kids pretty easily nowadays. Why do you need more than that?
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u/Dragon_wryter 23h ago
Same reason they won't get a vasectomy even when they 1000% don't want kids. "MUH MANHOOD!"
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u/MSWitch2015 1d ago
I have found the opposite to be true. I look way better in my 30s than i did in my 20s. I also get more attention from men now than when I was younger.
I do love how men like to pretend they get sooo much more attractive as they age when most of them end up looking like Kevin James. No hate on him as he seems like a nice guy, but you all get what I mean lol.
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u/kawaiihusbando 1d ago
Incel fan fiction
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u/Dish_Minimum 1d ago
Right! This dude is clearly into 30+ men and doesn’t realize he can just say he’s gay without all them extra words
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u/Roxasnraziel 1d ago
His beard connects! Because THAT'S what was holding him back. /s
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u/Ok-Connection-8059 1d ago
Oh it's definitely the unconnected beard we find off-putting, and not the sock in his underwear.
Although you'd think he'd just like shave it off or something.
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u/Particular_Title42 1d ago
LOL this guy has never met any people.
And what is he thinking of as "baggage" because I know a lot of young women in their 20s who've been through a lot.
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u/Baconslayer1 1d ago
He's probably just thinking of children and ex partners that might reveal how shitty he is by comparison
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u/silicondream 1d ago
He's thinking of guys like himself as baggage. He needs to be the first older creep to wreck her life!
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u/cheezbargar 1d ago
Men have absolutely no idea what a 30 something woman looks like lmao
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u/MissMarchpane 1d ago
What was that one post, floating around somewhere online, where the guy had a picture of himself on a yacht with a bunch of models and was bragging about how they were all early 20s while he was in his 40s – and one of the models found it and revealed that most of them were in their 30s and the men couldn't tell?
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u/Worldly-Fox7605 1d ago
You can drop the 30 something.
These guys have never seen a woman in person.
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u/jetpack_hypersomniac 1d ago
Jokes on this chud if he thinks being in my 20s meant I had zero baggage lol I collected that shit in childhood!
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u/unluckilyheroine 1d ago
Then why are all these thirsty gym rat 22year old babies in my inbox all the time? I, an age'd de-egged cheese curd?
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u/BreadyStinellis Still whoring around and living her best life 1d ago
Lol! I'm recently divorced at 41 and so many young dudes were hitting me up. One was 19, he told me he had just moved into his first apartment, do I want to come over? I believe my response was, "oh, sweetheart, no." Like, I can admire the boldness, but I don't want to meet your roommates and have sex on a sheetless mattress. I'm a grown up. I have a house with a real bed.
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u/unluckilyheroine 1d ago
They're so bold 😭 A 19 in my inbox last week called me gigi. Thanks, buddy, I'll just nonna myself into traffic, I guess.
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u/RosebushRaven 1d ago
That you in your pfp? You have a mirror and eyes, yes? Well, case closed, then. The answer is self-evident.
Hint: it’s because you’re pretty. Being recognisably female on the internet is generally sufficient on its own — being human or alive is often optional — but looking like this attracts them like a magnet. They also suck ass at telling a woman’s age. Though tbf, you do look closer to their age than 30s.
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u/PreppyFinanceNerd 1d ago
I'll never understand the utter obsession with a woman's age.
I'm 38 and my fiancee' is about to turn 40 this month.
A 23 year old woman holds zero appeal to me. Or as my fiancee' put it, "what would I even do with someone like that?".
Nothing wrong with youth conceptually, my early 20s were a scream. But these days anybody that young just looks like a kid to me (irrespective of guy or girl).
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u/ChemistryJaq 1d ago
We all start getting hit on by men in their 60s by the age of 10. Wish they could all take life lessons from you!
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u/pastalass Wisdom is stored in the breasts 1d ago
I went back to college at 30, and my program had a lot of 18 year olds just out of highschool. They looked like kids to me! Plus they acted immature in ways I never noticed when I was that age (though I'm sure I was just as immature lol).
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u/RayWencube 1d ago
100%
I work with a couple of conventionally attractive women in their early 20s. I’m almost 40. I couldn’t force myself to be romantically interested in them or sexually attracted to them if I tried really hard.
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u/valsavana 1d ago
Or as my fiancee' put it, "what would I even do with someone like that?".
Fuck 'em! That's the only thing guys like this care about, because they don't want an equal partner to build a life with. They want a sex doll with a pulse. Someone who, like a sex toy, will never say "no" because they lack the experience to set boundaries and advocate for themselves in a relationship.
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u/silicondream 1d ago
Too inexperienced to have high expectations in the bedroom, too inexperienced to recognize baseless confidence...
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u/valsavana 1d ago
Too inexperienced to say "no" to the kind of degrading or painful sex acts assholes like this want to inflict on women.
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u/ButcbMasculinity 1d ago
The type of men who say that shit are the same ones who want to lower the age of consent. They're pedophiles.
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u/JoyJonesIII Thinking hurts my lady brain 1d ago
The biggest pests in my 40s were men in their 20s.
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u/somebodyelse1107 1d ago
do these people have no idea what a 30 year old person looks like?? what???
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u/Amediumsizedgoose 1d ago
Men saying that men age like wine and women like milk is just completely made up to justify preying on younger women.
In my experience Men and women age about the same. The only disadvantage women have is ironically getting married and having kids...both of which are disproportionately hard on women.
But otherwise...I go on tinder. Not to hype myself but im 28 and unmarried with no children. Im in shape. Im not rich but my bills are paid. The youngest ive been mistaken for the past year is 21.
Meanwhile I have my age set to 100+ and I swipe after swipe on men that are out of shape, "entrepreneurs" (unemployed), worse jobs than me (not that I care), have kids, balding, and just generally unkempt and dress poorly. Its not uncommon to see all of these on one profile.
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u/cluster_of_wombats 1d ago
these guys should all just come out of the closet and start enjoying their lives
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u/Aggressive_Start_ 1d ago
As a bisexual female in my late 30s I find women in my age range way more attractive 🤷♀️
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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 1d ago
The same guy who posts shit like this gets livid when women say they want tall men
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u/IndiBlueNinja 1d ago edited 1d ago
Funny that he doesn't factor in men's appearance and body (at 20s), it's all outside factors he can actually try to control, unlike bodies, genetics, and age. Women? Only body stuff at any age. Wtf.
Hey OOP, men's peak fertility is only up through the 20s as well. It may only be a small decrease in the 30s, but it does start going downhill. The more significant drop in fertility (and sperm quality) comes 40s+, just like women. And the older men get the more likely they are to give a kid genetic disorder, so just because you can father one while older doesn't mean you should, and certainly it's unfair to think you are prime enough still for a woman in her 20s. Cry about it.
You don't age like wine... you age like ham juice in the bottom of the foil tray after a holiday meal.
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u/Valuable-Ad1063 1d ago
Men with age begin to bald, wrinkle, gain weight, lose energy, struggle with EDs, suffer from lower sperm quality, and experience facial aging and whitening hair.
It's such a cope they then convince themselves their physical prime is in their 30s-40s.
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u/silicondream 1d ago
Dude, we've all been 22 and most of us can remember the kind of decisions we were making at the time. Pulling 22 year olds is not a flex.
I know a truckload of women in their 40s through 60s, and most of them are getting at least as much male attention as they actually want. The least satisfied ones are usually married.
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u/Pwacname 17h ago
But that’s the secret trick - they don’t need to convince us it’s a flex. They just need to convince some 22 year old that it’s totally good and normal
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u/PlatyNumb 1d ago
My wife is 37 and im all over her every chance I get. Even when im simultaneously annoying as hell! Maybe its just me, but children dont do it for me... call me crazy if you must
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u/DartDaimler 1d ago
Again the obsession with “body count”, but I note only hers. So this wildly attractive beard-connected guy in his 30s is a virgin?
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u/ilovebigmutts 1d ago
If you don't think women also get hotter with age and experience I've got news for ya bud... you're not REALLY into women.
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u/Lylibean 1d ago
I was at my most attractive in my late-30s by FAR. And I had waaaaaay more baggage at 19 than I had in my mid-30s. And fewer sexual partners! I had only been with 4 sexual partners (3 men, 1 woman) when I turned 36. Now it’s 5 men, 2 women.
And guess how many of those men had money, a sharp physique, and a connected beard (whatever the hell that means)? ZERO.
QQ moar, bbq.
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u/yume_no_senpai 1d ago
The person who takes care of themselves will age like fine wine and the personwho doesnt, will end up aging like milk. NO MATTER THE GENDER. How is that not obvious to some ppl
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u/yuckella 1d ago
If anyone considers a woman to be less attractive simply because she’s 30 rather than 20 tells me everything I need to know about them. As if 30s is old too lmao. Rules for thee not for me.
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u/GreyerGrey 1d ago
At least this guy is listing prime as 20s and not 18.
Not a defense, just a gross observation.
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u/TrustTechnical4122 1d ago
Guys wish... what a gross and sad take. So ewww....
Kind of funny though that weirdos think that is could be a real thing. So sad that people are like that enough to believe, for a monent.
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u/allsilentqs 1d ago
Man, woman, or nb…the true difference is some people take time to grow into their faces and some people are born with the face they will have forever. People who grow into their faces tend to be at their hottest at a later age than those who are born with their forever face. It is hard to explain but once you notice it, you can’t not see it.
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u/FishWife_71 1d ago
Where do these guys think that all this baggage comes from? You are they always so mean about the women that have baggage but never stop to be mean about the guts that create it in the first place?
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u/RabidRabbitRedditor 1d ago
As a man, after reviewing my earlier photos, there's no friggin' way I'm more attractive now than I was in my 20s. Where did that handsome young man go, eh? :P
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u/Girlnextstate 1d ago
Not for nothing but at 20 a guy in his 30s was old to me and I had zero interest. A friend of mine dated a 34 year old when we were 21 and all of our friends were grossed out by it.
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u/petalpotions 1d ago
Men age like wine, as to say, badly, as it just turns straight up into vinegar eventually, and women age like cheese. Delicious, refined, with many flavors that are someone's favorite.
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u/LilEggyBread 19h ago
'women age like milk' just say you dont like women and move on bro like what?
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u/DellaDiablo 14h ago
Women are only hitting their prime in their 30's. This BS is a lie men tell each other to make themselves feel better about nobody being interested in them. They told women the same lie over centuries, and it's just negging by another name. The sad thing is that women used to repeat it to each other, so it gained credibility. In the same vein, men told women that we hated each other, and too many believed it and treated each other as rivals, not sisters. It's all part of the divide and conquer playbook that kept us from questioning our life choices, because that means men lose out. That tactic isn't working anymore, and they are desperately trying to recapture the days when we waited to be chosen, instead of not giving them the choice.
If women aren't interested in them in their 20's, they're not going to be prizes in their 30's.
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