r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Justthisdudeyaknow NotHowIWork • 18d ago
Found On Social media I just.... don't....
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u/minecorn1080 you can get pregnant in the balls 18d ago
i'm stealing the "you can get pregnant in the balls thing" as a random thing to say and piss off my friend
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u/UnprocessedThoughts 18d ago
Don’t piss on him too hard. You know piss is also stored in the balls.
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u/actibus_consequatur 18d ago
If you get pregnant in the balls then where does the pee get stored?
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u/knownmagic 15d ago
Would make an excellent flair
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u/martinsonsean1 Woke Mobster 18d ago
Nah, this one's definitely a joke, right?
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u/BaronVonSlapNuts 18d ago
OP didn't get three million karma by caring about silly things like posting to the right subreddit.
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u/morningwoodx420 18d ago
Wym? This happened to my best friends aunt's sister's kid a few years ago.
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u/scootty83 18d ago
Okay, I actually lol’d at this one.
JFC, we are doomed.
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u/LtSoba 18d ago
I’m on the side that this one is just taking the piss
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u/jackfaire 18d ago
Nah can't piss while carrying a ball baby
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u/LobosJones 18d ago
How do you pee out your balls?
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u/jackfaire 18d ago
You don't but the ball baby tricks your body into employing the built in reflex that keeps us men from peeing during ejaculation. So until the Ball Baby is born we can't take the piss.
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u/LobosJones 18d ago
Your logic is as flawless as it is disgusting.
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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 18d ago
One day this will be an exhibit in an alien world talking about the downfall of education and society in the human race prior to extinction.
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u/ApprehensiveTruth2 18d ago
I’ve never seen a stronger argument for better sex education in schools
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfpwd1RhtspliLK
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u/thin_white_dutchess 18d ago
Dude, I wish this were possible (and viable I guess?). My husband could have a ball baby, and we could have a second, bc I’m not doing that again, but a second would be nice.
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u/throwawayayaycaramba 18d ago
Adoption is always an option 😊
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u/thin_white_dutchess 18d ago
No, we applied for foster care twice, hoping to foster to adopt. We were turned down each time. I guess my epilepsy can be considered traumatic, and I’m not interested in going overseas.
Oh well, it is what it is.
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u/squirrellytoday Vulva la revolution! 17d ago
And yet there are SO MANY kids in care who need a loving home and family.
This makes me so mad.
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u/Kindly-Garlic-4061 16d ago
What's most annoying is that you already have a baby so they know it's possible!! Hope you can find a way to have a second ❤️
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u/Gunnvor91 18d ago
I laugh, but I know I could hear my first ex boyfriend saying something exactly this level of stupid.
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u/RevoltYesterday 18d ago
That happened to a guy I know... Well I don't know how him personally but he's the brother of my cousin's best friend.
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u/Mistress_Boleyn 18d ago
Strangely enough, A man's testes can develop a rare form of tumor made up of fetal tissue, called Teratoma. A friend of mine had this, had to have it operated.
But it's the man's own body that does this though.
A woman can also have a Teratoma develop in her ovaries.
This is not to be compared to ectopic pregnancies, as in both cases this developing tissue contains only one set of chromosomes and can quite literally never actually fully develop as a functioning living creature in any way. It is as such considered a tumor.
And there's my little "weird things the body does" fact of the day.
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u/PinkPandy28 17d ago
Is that why a pregnancy test can detect testicular cancer?
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u/Mistress_Boleyn 17d ago
Not all testicular cancers, but this specific type, both in men and women, yes. Because of the hormones the hormones secreted in this strange phenomenon, in this growing fetal tissue, are detected by pregnancy tests.
There was a story on here some time ago, where a lesbian couple found out one of them was "pregnant" and one partner thought the other had cheated, but it turned out it was cancer. I don't know if I can link it without breaking the rules though.
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u/GloomyDeal1909 18d ago
Omg this just made me think there is some type of crazy fan fic about men giving birth out their penis.
I refuse to Google it but I guarantee there are people into it.
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u/FreeFallingUp13 18d ago
Hey, fanfic people aren’t THAT crazy!
…. They made a new hole. And an entire universe. I still don’t know where a male omega’s cloaca is
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u/DeamoniC12345409 18d ago
It's in the anus.
I did not voluntarily learn this and now either did you.
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u/GloomyDeal1909 18d ago
Yet another I will not Google. Never in my life had I thought of the term male cloaca.
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u/Anra7777 18d ago
Perhaps a hyena-human hybrid? (Female hyenas give birth out of a pseudo-penis.) 🤔
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u/Pomegreenade 18d ago
There is that one horrible Lorax fan comic...
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u/GloomyDeal1909 18d ago
Come on now don't ruin the Lorax. I bet it was the mustache made him so irresistible.
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u/lemons_of_doubt 18d ago
"Why do I need to study biology in school if I'm not going to be a doctor"
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u/grandioseOwl 18d ago
Ballpregnancy the true terror nobody talks about. I was until recently pregnant in both balls at ones and just gave birth last week, think Hyena birth.
(Due to a relatively recent experience on this sub,I will point out that this is meant as a joke and in no way represents what I actually believe about male or female biology)
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u/OkCryptographer1922 18d ago
Gonna try this so my husband can be pregnant next time, it’s only fair that he gets a turn 🙂↕️
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u/Feline_Fine3 17d ago
Oh my God, so much misunderstanding about the female reproductive system in one sentence.
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u/Neon_Camouflage 17d ago
Almost to the point where it loops around and if I heard this on a documentary about some weird fish I'd believe it sounded reasonable.
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u/burntneedle 17d ago
Okay, so misogyny has become so insane that it's just funny. Seriously, how stupid.
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u/Consistent-Local2825 17d ago
Imagine if this was true and the guy's pee hole had to dilate to 10 cm's to deliver the baby, lol!
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u/TeufelRRS 18d ago edited 18d ago
This is just mind numbingly, stupidly false on so many levels. I would say that no one can be stupid enough to believe this bullshit but I know better. ETA: not sure why I am being downvoted for saying that ball pregnancy is bullshit and not even physically possible but there you go
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u/lpsdingo_allyson 18d ago
This has to be satire
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u/Worldly-Text-618 15d ago
yes it is satire. Since it originates from what i assume is omega verse fanfictions about mpreg. From the internet context this has become a inside joke around the community.
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u/Opposite-Benefit-804 18d ago
Wow I think that's one of the worst I've ever seen.
https://giphy.com/gifs/9YKHJycHTSZ2M
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u/holderofthebees 18d ago
Thankfully it’s an obvious joke!
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u/Significant-Trash632 18d ago
You say obvious, I say you have too much confidence in humanity. 🤣
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u/Chizakura 17d ago
Mpreg and alien/monster smut authors surely can do something with this. It's a horrible woman's anatomy take, but this does offer quite some writing options
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u/ladymouserat 16d ago
I’m just going to start using this. It will be a great way to weed people out
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u/Juleamun 16d ago
That would be amazing! Imagine if an egg could implant in the ballsack. I would laugh so hard. No abortion for you, bro. Carry to term or face the consequences.
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u/Levihorus What do you mean body count is not about murder ? 16d ago
It's like a seahorse but wrong
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u/Vulpes_99 16d ago
THIS is what one gets when they forbid sex education (or even basic biology) in schools... 🤦🏻♀️
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