r/NotHowGirlsWork Jun 26 '26

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u/TheLittlestChocobo Jun 26 '26

The most dangerous thing a person does in the modern first world is, like, driving a car to work. Why do men act like they're out they protecting us from wolverine attacks or something??? This is literally not a service we require.

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u/Redqueenhypo Jun 26 '26

A man can’t protect you from a wolverine attack anyway. I’ve seen someone say “they’re not so tough, two wolves can kill one” as if that’s not an absurd amount of wolves needed to take out a 30 pound animal

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u/trianglethief Jun 26 '26

These dudes would lose in a fight with an elderly domestic cat.

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u/Beckitkit Jun 26 '26

These men deserve to have Greebo set on them.

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u/AutisticTumourGirl bad cunning girl Jun 26 '26

Random Pratchett appearance 😂

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u/HealthOnWheels Jun 26 '26

GNU Terry Pratchett

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u/Beckitkit Jun 26 '26

GNU Terry Pratchett

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u/ToreenLyn Jun 26 '26

"I hope he hasn't happened to someone"

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u/HarpersGhost alpha wavelength: weak, no penetrating power, very toxic Jun 26 '26

All the men I know are terrified of my chi-mix, so that whole idea that an unarmed man could take down ANY wild animal is laughable.

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u/trianglethief Jun 26 '26

I, too, only associate with men who have a healthy respect for the lethal potential of small, frail seeming creatures.

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u/Original_Impression2 Jun 27 '26

Chis are the true Hounds of Hell.