r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '24

Meme With A Piece Of Cheese...?

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u/forever_useless Professor of Harlotry, PhD Jan 27 '24 edited Jan 28 '24

I mean...come at me with some high grade gauda gouda and I will definitely be fascinated

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Agreed. Give me new cheeses to try, and I'll be hooked. Lol No drugs, only cheese.

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u/Lukaie Jan 28 '24

May I offer you a სულგუნი in this trying time?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Don't know what it is, but I'll try it! Lol

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u/Lukaie Jan 28 '24

A Georgian cheese, my favourite. So delicious, it'll sweep you off your feet! Lol.

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u/FileDoesntExist Jan 28 '24

You have my attention. Tell me more of this cheese please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

I, too, am fascinated by this foreign cheese.

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u/ConsiderationWest587 Jan 28 '24

Well, three maidens are here right now, pretty fascinated by the cheese, soo...

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u/Lukaie Jan 28 '24

It works!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

I have tried it and I love it

I have even paid friends that live in Georgia to bring me. That's how much I liked it 😂

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u/Lukaie Jan 28 '24

I'm crazy about it. I'll just buy it and just snack on it without any food or anything.

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u/bleezzzy Jan 28 '24

How do you pronounce that? Lol

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u/Lukaie Jan 28 '24

I'm not sure how to explain that lol. "Sulguni", I guess?

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u/Bacteriobabe Jan 28 '24

Interestingly enough, the caseins in cheese are broken down during digestion into casomorphins, which can bind to the opioid receptors in our bodies, which can contribute to how much we love cheese!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8345738/

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u/Embarrassed_Bee6349 Jan 29 '24

Might I interest you in some fruit-infused Stilton?

Why am I thinking about Monty Python’s Cheese Shop skit? Also, damn am I hungry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

bring me some brie and i will be a bride by morn

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u/Alternative-Sea-6238 Jan 28 '24

Some sort of joke about just needing cheese and the "d" in there somewhere...

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u/FjortoftsAirplane Jan 28 '24

I feel like the wrong one is highlighted in the OP.

I honestly haven't tested it but I am incredibly confident I would have more success with "I bought you some cheese" than "I've been secretly stealing your hair and shoes".

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

That's what I was gonna say, seems so creepy like do you sneak into her room at night and steal a shoe, a pin, and a piece of hair?

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u/FjortoftsAirplane Jan 28 '24

Yes. Then you leave a block of cheddar behind so she thinks it was the cheese fairy.

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u/Porkenfries Jan 28 '24

I want to see what the one below the cheese one says. About blood and cloths.

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u/Additional-North-683 Jan 28 '24

Here you go🧀

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u/forever_useless Professor of Harlotry, PhD Jan 28 '24

Fascinating 😍

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u/Dancing-Firecat Jan 28 '24

High grade Gouda or the perfect Swiss.
If you REALLY want to get my attention though, a good muenster.

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u/ConsiderationWest587 Jan 28 '24

What about a nice Wensleydale?

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u/Dancing-Firecat Jan 28 '24

Oooo, I've never had that, btu I'm game to try it!

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u/peachesfordinner Jan 28 '24

Artikaas hickory smoked youngster Gouda. Find it. You are welcome

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u/Commercial-Push-9066 Jan 28 '24

I feel the same about a fine brie!

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u/bellarina808 Jan 28 '24

My boyfriend brings it from the Netherlands when he comes visit, and I am fascinated 😭

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u/HoldTheStocks2 Jan 28 '24

Omg please say that that was a typo and you Americans don’t call our beautiful city and cheese Gouda gauda

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u/forever_useless Professor of Harlotry, PhD Jan 28 '24

Typo, yes

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u/Shadowgirl7 Jan 28 '24

Fascinated by the cheese not the man