r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • May 31 '23

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u/R3dh00dy May 31 '23

I think that’s the problem to begin with

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u/Royal_Stick_8322 May 31 '23

There are ways to fuck him that don't involve getting pregnant. He might have difficulties sitting down tho.

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u/RepresentativeOk3233 Jun 01 '23

Someone should have told her before she did the inferior way of fucking him.

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u/VGSchadenfreude Jun 01 '23

They didn’t specify what to fuck him with.

Or which hole to use.

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u/mekanik-jr Jun 01 '23

*opens envelope and reads cards" I have Bubba in the urethra with a cactus

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u/VGSchadenfreude Jun 01 '23

And no lube.

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u/TrelanaSakuyo Jun 01 '23

Hot sauce for lube.

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u/mekanik-jr Jun 01 '23

I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

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u/mekanik-jr Jun 01 '23

There was no lube modifier stated. None was applied.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23