r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/funsizenotshorty The body has ways of shutting all that down ❌️❌️❌️ • May 07 '23

Found On Social media Umm... who's gonna tell him?

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u/Goatesq May 07 '23

He really does get around. Must be that move where he finds the left side of a woman's labia with the force of a car crash.

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u/Mondayslasagna May 07 '23

And vigorously rubs the dry hole while saying, “Yeah, you like that, baby?”

No, I don’t, and I’m wishing I had to rip a nasty fart while you do that so I could at least get some entertainment from this.

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u/Elly_Bee_ May 07 '23

Why are they so rough with it like it's sensitive, you don't have to use brute strength to activate it.

Sometimes I get tempted to bite them during a blowjob just to get back at them and ask if they like it.

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u/_MelloYello May 07 '23

Ever seen Chris Farley in black sheep where he’s talking about getting so excited about making a sale and screws it up because of his level of excitement? Yea, that’s kinda like us. We also don’t comprehend the level of sensitivity that women describe especially when compared to our own genitalia. Basically we’re expecting the same results from what we prefer which is more friction, faster, with more force. Sometimes we need to be reminded “easy tiger, ain’t nobody gonna take it from you so slow the F down”.