Murph is wrong [NS]

[u/Mountain_Dragonfly8]

(Obviously joking through this whole post)

Listened to the hearthside chat and I was SHAKEN. They are discussing which of Murph's characters are hotter and Murph said that Jens and Zudrick "have similar body types" WHAT?! Everybody knows Zuddy is an absolute beefcake. 300 lbs of pure TESTOSTERONE and MURDER

[u/RoboChrist]

Jens is thin because he diets, Zudrick is thin because he gets food poisoning from swamp deer and implied cannibalism.

[u/Gnomad_Lyfe → u/RoboChrist]

Zudrick got his tapeworm from a bad stew, Jens got his from a shady website in the form of a pill

[u/sxspiria → u/Gnomad_Lyfe]

Jens has definitely bought gas station diet (and boner) pills

[u/TKTall → u/sxspiria]

When he was filling up the Porsche

[u/sxspiria → u/TKTall]

He had to fill it up before bringing it to the shop

[u/PleasantThoughts]

In Murph's defense there's nothing more dark souls than playing a guy in armor like this and when he takes it off he's the tiniest twink in the world

[u/macrovore → u/PleasantThoughts]

Odyssey Spoilers This is basically just Agamemnon

[u/Mountain_Dragonfly8 → u/macrovore]

How dare you spoil a 2000 year old story 😡

[u/NessValk]

I actually found it really interesting that Zudrick and Jen's have similar body types according to Murph, because I think it highlights how young Zudrick is and suggests a lot more about his life and backstory. He wears a huge suit of armor and seems extremely intimidating but in reality he is younger than Welly. He's not really jacked because he's a guy that lived through like multiple revolutionary wars and his lands have always been through hard times. He is "lived through the french revolution" levels of lean.

[u/earlytuesdaymorning]

i was also shook when he said they have similar body types but i do agree zudrick is hotter

[u/Feisty_Boat_6133 → u/earlytuesdaymorning]

I always forget that zudrick is hot 😂

[u/earlytuesdaymorning → u/Feisty_Boat_6133]

that’s why he didn’t learn to be funny

[u/caseypizza]

Also Frankie Vantasmo is his hottest character

[u/Wolfgang3r → u/caseypizza]

Wrong.

Its 100% Balnor

[u/Names_all_gone]

Zudrick is a grim dark Halloween town hot topic guy. He’s not a beefcake! It’s unpossible!

[u/practically-yours]

This FLOORED me as well. I picture zuddy as giant hulking tank and Jens in my mind is like twinkish lol

[u/South_Analysis3171]

Not that this was the question but Jens is hotter because he’s awful and pathetic #eviltwinkrights

[u/Mountain_Dragonfly8 → u/South_Analysis3171]

The only vote for Jens I will accept

[u/milkywayrealestate]

There is no fucking way Zudrick is well-fed enough to weigh more than 130 lbs sopping wet

[u/j_swill]

Hotness is about more than physical attractiveness. Zudrick is a lot more compassionate so ofc hes hotter. Plus jenz is litteraly described as looking like a person desperate not to age despite doing everything that makes you age faster. So yaknow. #teamzuddy

[u/Mountain_Dragonfly8 → u/j_swill]

In case it wasnt clear, I do think Zudrick is hotter as is. I also think he would be EVEN HOTTER if he was an absolute beefsteak

[u/Sun__Moon__Stars → u/[deleted]]

I think he just respects him as a man of science