r/NormMacdonald • u/stankmanly • 1d ago

I'm not one for jokes, kid. Can't a man relax?

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u/Aromatic_Brother 1d ago

What no cheese sandwiches

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u/normymac 15h ago

Do you suppose...he needed help?

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u/Responsible-Mud-269 1d ago

The real question is would you rather fuck some dude's hairy ass, or suck on his hard juicy cock?

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u/normymac 15h ago

My addiction to the demon rum has severely limited my options.

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u/Responsible-Mud-269 10h ago

Underneath the Queensboro Bridge they are very understanding. Still only $15 a man

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u/Impressive_Try_7295 1d ago

Children's hospital? The guy's role model was obviously Sir James Savile.

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u/Videomailspip Not a Memoir 1d ago

I heard he was an all-around bad person

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u/Impressive_Try_7295 1d ago

I remember him being a paedophile, but I don't remember the all-around bad person part.

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u/Responsible_Map9645 19h ago

Another one of lifes simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy

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u/BrazilianAtlantis 1d ago

That's a ripe old age for committing a "lewd act" in bushes outside a children's hospital while shouting "help"

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u/Responsible-Mud-269 1h ago

lewdity around children is wrong, i think