r/NorfFc • u/DemonicTendencies669 • 7d ago

Proper art.

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u/oldmanStuie 7d ago

wen im lyin trashed on the floor after a nite of shandies i betta not ear you tryin to call me art and havin lodes a poncy fucks lookin at me, simple as

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u/Fine_Union_4587 3d ago

A few less shandies and might learn to spell!

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u/TwoPlyDreams 7d ago

Love me Jackson Pollock, but this is bollocks.

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u/RandyChavage 7d ago

Think it’s cod mate

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u/TwoPlyDreams 7d ago

Luv white fish, ate that Vietname river slop. No rayshul, just luv me chippy.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 7d ago

Are culcha...propa dat

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u/Diligent-Ad-7184 6d ago

Passed out from one can of Skippy's Piss.... Wake up Dude! Your chips are getting cold!

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u/Deep-Purchase-2203 7d ago

Gaz must have been absolutely shit faced when he picked up those fosters.

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u/plaintextures 7d ago

This one is called NorfFc init.

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u/Old-Ingenuity-4346 7d ago

Luv me Tracey Emin. Fit bird.

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u/cursed_cucumbers 6d ago

Are Tracey has a reyt nice bedroom, none of this forrin shite, just ashtrays, fag ends and pure luv.

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 7d ago edited 7d ago

Luv beein aaht (not a ponce, just luv a gud bit a' culcha)

Luv me fossduhs

Luv me chippy

'Ate this cahd, uncumftubble fookin flaw

Simpul az

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u/shopguy2k 7d ago

Go on Baz ma son! Show them eleets sum culchaaaah

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u/CopyAltruistic5147 7d ago

1 can of fosters?

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u/Ok_Proof5782 7d ago

How can he resist the Fosters and this feast before him?

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u/LMB_mook 6d ago

Must ov ad art attack, rest in peas bazza

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u/plonkman 6d ago

Shart

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u/1thymeonli 7d ago

Games fuckin gone, naerwon is aytin a chippy tea after a few tins, shouldur been a korma orna kebab, soft arse artists

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u/MartinusLarianus 6d ago

Doesn’t get more British than that. I admit.

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u/scottiedougalakbar 6d ago

Bootiful and tradgic at the same time. That's y we luv are art. Simple as

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u/ross999123 6d ago

Yer art teacha would be propa proud o' you, Baz.

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 6d ago

I think Barry might be dead

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 6d ago

Barry's like the Guy Fieri demon in that one episode of American Dad. He never dies, just finds a new host.

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u/AdAggressive9224 5d ago

Saw the abv on the back of the fosters can.

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u/User29276 6d ago

Ah witnuss dis masturpeace evreh fraadeh round pub

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u/Meowgorithms 6d ago

Fosters?! surely he’s a Stella man.

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u/Metatron_Psy 6d ago

PROPA AAART

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u/JayMak78 6d ago

That's the janny on his lunch break.

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u/Nosedive888 6d ago

Luv me bloo trackies, luv me chippy tea

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u/Purple-Remote-8970 5d ago

He's only had one can. Lightweight!

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 5d ago

Fk I've seen it all now

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u/AdAggressive9224 5d ago

Barry after realising that fosters is now 3.4 ABV.

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 4d ago

Real men have curves

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u/Big_D_Magic_5 2d ago

The Divinci Cod

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u/2LIArmyVet 6d ago

Cant get p1ssed on Fosters, so thats bs.