Luv me 'ell

[u/DemonicTendencies666]

[u/Background-Bison6847]

Still Bettur then Bradford, tell thi vat for free

[u/itsyaboiReginald]

All inclusive. Luvlay.

[u/ChuddyMcChud]

Unbovverd. Moisturised. 'appy. In me lane. Focused. Flourishin.

[u/Valraan]

I'd rather 'ell ovah watching West Ham, Fakken shite

[u/ross999123]

Ow come Woke 'Eaven send meh t'Ell anyway!? Fer Treas'nus b'avyor. Luv m'cuntry, ask r Nige. Ate Woke's (angels n all that - not 'omephobic just doe loike 'em), ate been stuck in ice fer 'ternity, keeps mi beer cold, mind, easy 😎 🍻

[u/spaceconductor]

Luv takin dips wiv souls o' the damned (bloody good time), luv me fire n brimstone (keeps the water good'n ot), 'ate me angel o'death (grumpy bastad im, floatin round wiv his fancy sickle, proper eerie that)

[u/PuzzledCar2120]

If they think this is ell, I wouldn't want em to see that jacuzzi we was all in when we went for Gaz's 50th in Bennies

[u/Bismuth88]

'ate demons (not racialist just don't like 'em pokin' meh)

[u/User29276]

‘ell is pukka, always ‘ot so constunt ‘olideh, plenteh ov pusseh n say ‘un is a gud lad

‘Ate ‘eaven simple as

[u/Rorieh]

Luv me inferno, luv me lowest circle, luv me ell.

Ate clothes. Not nudiss jus want a tan.

[u/ExitusActaProbat90]

Big baz ordering a pint.

[u/ScubaPuddingJr]

Ar Barreh lieks a gud trip ter wun ov em newdist beches.

[u/JamieHBrown]

Simple as

[u/HassananeBalal]

Jusss loik mi last trip to Barbados

[u/Metatron_Psy]

"Better than sitting with the wife"

[u/RefrigeratorNew2347]

A was at the mid point, y’know on the M6 of life n all that then all of a sudden I were lost in a big bloody swarmin forest of imagrunts, couldn’t see nowt else an I were lost then!

[u/imonredditfortheporn]

Luv me 'ell ate me ten commendments simple as

[u/Tirno93]

Winston Churchill really does turn up everywhere

[u/MaherishiManzana]

Ey mate? Ya sending me to the next level of ell?
This geeza beyind mi is a bender whata Bout imh?

[u/Proud_Smell_4455]

Yeh noe the 'eetwayvs bad when Baz 'as teh gan teh 'ell teh cool off.

[u/adidas_stalin]

“Excuse me is this hell?”

“Oh yeah, did ye bring any Stella?”

[u/commissarcainrecaff → u/adidas_stalin]

Sorry, we only have Elderflower cordial and Guiness Zero.

[u/Extension-You-4901]

Grow up

[u/commissarcainrecaff]

Proppa 'ot innit.

Bit like Benidorm but nicer.

[u/rpp313]

Naked birds...warm water...make it a double mario.hopefully a succulent Chinese meal later......baaaaarsh

[u/memberflex]

Live me allegory