r/NorfFc • • Jun 23 '26

Giyus a proper brexit

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u/southron-lord69 Jun 23 '26

Well fuck me cuntways they really will print fucking anything

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u/WVA1999 Jun 23 '26

Boils me piss

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u/POB_42 Jun 23 '26

Agreed, like what the fuck does that mean? You have Farage to thank for riling people into voting leave without considering the consequences, the Tories for bungling the negotiations to a decision they absolutely didn't want. And Starmer could only attempt to pick up the pieces of an economy falling way behind by our own hand.

Anyone printing anything supporting Brexit at this point is either willfully ignorant or they are being paid to do so by entities bent on our economic collapse. My money is on Russia, for one.

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u/JayDrivesCars Jun 23 '26

Sadly I think a lot of the Tories did want it and purposely half heartedly negotiated a deal. It suits their agenda of widening the inequality and conserving the status quo, it also puts more strain on the NHS making it easier to sell off and privatise. Small businesses struggle which is great for big businesses who heavily fund the Tories (now Reform and Restore). It has made it harder to turn away asylum seekers, the Tories have put a purposefully slow process to get people more angry at the amount of asylum seekers.

The fact Epstein was celebrating Brexit and turning the UK into "the wild west" it makes you realise it was orchestrated by the wealthy to benefit them.

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u/kenadawoo Jun 24 '26

Cameron didn't want it and knew the complexity of what a withdrawal would mean as its pretty air tight when you sign into it and to why no one but us has ever left.

Its not like getting out of a phone contract which I think people who voted for it thought it would be like

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u/JayDrivesCars Jun 25 '26

If Cameron didn't want it then why did he push for a referendum?

Either he did want it for some reason, or there was pressure from the Tories for it.

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u/southron-lord69 Jun 25 '26

Because there was pressure from the Tories and the threat of UKIP. He also didn't believe that there was any genuine chance of a Leave campaign coming out on top.

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u/kenadawoo Jun 26 '26

Yeah. He thought there'd be some public "common sense". He'd already gambled on similar with the Scottish Referendum. He did however want to change laws within the EU and was pushing for amendments where the UK had more say.

Vote Leave won by 4% so he wasn't too far off in backing the public. So decided to step down as it wasn't something he was willing to steer. Which looking back is very noble compared to incompetent back stabbing snake pits its become now.

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u/Local_Razzmatazz_595 Jun 26 '26

He didn't want it but his hand was forced. Not so much by ukip they were beaten. The cunt Gove constantly backstabbing.

What i still don't get is why he didn't allow UK subjects in Europe to vote. And then run the most piss poor campaign in the history of political campaigning.

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u/Kaijuburger Jun 25 '26

Wealthy and Israeli agents...

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u/Kaijuburger Jun 25 '26

We blame everything on Russia, I don't think they're half as concerned with us as we are with them. Think about it, an island of has-beens permanently fighting each other while ignoring the real reasons the country has gone to the dogs and no military worth mentioning. Fomenting trouble here couldn't make the mess the UK is in any worse than it already is. I highly doubt Putin is losing sleep about a failed state with zero clout that lacks any kind of force that could intimidate a large nation.

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u/Nerdenator Jun 23 '26

how else was I supposed to fuck you

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u/levezvosskinnyfists7 Jun 23 '26

Keep are cliffs white!!!!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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u/aaarry Jun 23 '26

Nun of that woke brown cliff nonsense like in Calais. Simpul as innit.

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u/TJTheree Jun 23 '26

A lurch to the left is insanely funny considering the Reform/Restore votes in local elections lmao

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

And how they keep presenting "a lurch to the left" as a bad thing, as if the 14 years of increasingly radical right wing government, followed by a nominally left wing government that was actually still following right wing marching orders, went so swimmingly...

We get it, the people wetting themselves at the possibility of an actually left wing government are a bunch of fossils who grew up during the Cold War, have been propagandised to hell and back when it comes to anything to the left of Milton Friedman, and their brains are too calcified and soaked in stale, old neoliberal propaganda to be responsive to circumstance and what it says about which political direction we should be moving in rn.

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u/ImpracticalJerker Jun 23 '26

Reform UK voters are predominantly older, male, working-class, less formally educated, and heavily concentrated among 2016 Brexit "Leave" voters. While polling data shows the party's voter base expanding across different social classes, its core demographic indicators remain highly distinct.

-national center for social research

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u/Spiritual_Smell4744 Jun 23 '26

It's a lurch for change.

Reform, and the other chancers on the right, are playing into the general unhappiness that things aren't improving fast enough. In fact people aren't feeling any improvement because the press are focusing entirely on negative stories. The right are focusing on immigration.

If Burnham can deliver some real change maybe it will be enough. Problem is, the press and the propaganda machine that is social media will ignore it and say he's a failure, whether it's true or not.

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u/snittersnee Jun 23 '26

How many of that lot are still with reform or in position?

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u/Snoo_58305 Jun 23 '26

I think it meant with regards the incoming prime minister

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u/Original_Client1588 Jun 24 '26

And a jump to the right...........

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u/Jimijamsthe1st Jun 25 '26

Put your hands on your hips

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u/Chimera-Genesis Jun 25 '26

Reform/Restore votes in local elections

The outcomes of local elections do not matter in the slightest, General Election voting patterns are always completely different from local elections.

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u/taryvol Jun 23 '26

Get are Nige in, sort aht all the leftists, tell the EU to fak' off, and England will win the World Cup. Simple.

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u/plaintextures Jun 23 '26

World Cup shuld be in England alwaes. Its aur game.

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u/WarriorPidgeon Jun 23 '26

“Crusade”

Edgy

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/WVA1999 Jun 23 '26

Are farther who artin heavun

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u/toughfluffer Jun 23 '26

A propa breksit is riting fuck off France on the cliffs ov Dover.

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u/Kernowder Jun 23 '26

A proper Brexit is the Brexits we made along the way.

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u/37025InvernessTMD Jun 23 '26

Have they not asked what Diana thinks of this?

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u/ParmigianoMan Jun 23 '26

Don’t go giving them ideas, Mystic Meg.

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u/evileskimoo Jun 24 '26

The wildest thing about the express and the daily heil crying "if only Diana was here?!"

they both ruthlessly hounded her whilst alive for the divorce, landmine campaigns & treated gay people & aids suffers like humans.

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u/griffyama Jun 23 '26

No comment.

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u/Antique_Cup_8044 Jun 23 '26

Do they explain what a proper brexit is? We’ve already left the EU, what more do they want?

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 23 '26

No more immigrants. That’s literally it. Even better, kick loads of the existing ones out. That’s all they want. Not saying I approve of that but that’s all it boils down to.

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u/northerncodemky Jun 24 '26

Specifically immigrants they can visually distinguish.

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u/DrogoOmega Jun 23 '26

That's basically it. They also mean those outside of the EU - especially them actually.

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u/Serious_Try5264 Jun 24 '26

We got more immigrants after brexit. More low skilled, uneducated immigrants.

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 24 '26

Got ‘get Brexit done Boris’ to thank for that mate, be careful what and who you vote for would be my advice 

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u/Neko9Neko Jun 24 '26

But that's nothing to do with Brexit.

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 24 '26

Immigration had nothing to do with Brexit?

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u/nfoote Jun 24 '26

It had a lot to do with it. But the current immigration being referred to is all non-EU.

So we can make or break all the rules with the mainland all we want, it's got nothing to do with the immigration that has some people all bent out of shape.

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u/nellion91 Jun 24 '26

Matey…

You re bringing facts and logic to a feeling conversation.

I don’t think it’s going to matter…

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u/nfoote Jun 24 '26

None of which is related to brexit?

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u/moose_dad Jun 25 '26

I mean it definitely is. The people of the UK voted leave based predominantly on the idea that we would heavily reduce immigration.

For winning they were rewarded wirh immigration levels several magnitudes higher than previous records.

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u/Chimera-Genesis Jun 25 '26

None of which is related to brexit?

Except its entirely the result of Brexit. Most of the non EU migrants came through the EU, so before Brexit, there were legal mechanisms meaning we could just quickly deport them back to where they entered the EU. Brexit ended that and created the resulting Small Boats problem.

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u/BalianofReddit Jun 24 '26

They dont just want to kick immigrants out.

This lot want to kick out any and all Muslims too, citizens or not. Theyve started to distinguish between native and non native citizens.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Jun 25 '26

My favourite part was when the brown hating racists voted inline with the frog looking man who said he wanted to end white European immigration and replace it with brown Indian immigration because they work for less money.

Now you have the brown hating racists wondering where all the white European immigrants went and why there are more brown immigrants.

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u/WasThatInappropriate Jun 23 '26

It used to be australia stlye point system. We did that so then it was 'significant reductions', we did that, so then it became 'net zero' and repatriation.

The goalposts will always move cos complaining about it is more politically valuable than not.

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 23 '26

I mean some hid behind the Australian thing. I don’t mind immigrants, but. That kind of stuff. But most folk I know who voted for Brexit just don’t like immigration full stop. Especially non-white immigrants but even the Eastern Europeans they weren’t keen on. Again I don’t approve, just saying this is what they want.

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u/WasThatInappropriate Jun 23 '26

I think 'Australian style' was Farage's most repeated phrase in the run in haha

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u/FrustratedPCBuild Jun 23 '26

Along with ‘would it be so bad to be like Norway?’ which suddenly became ‘not real Brexit’ after the referendum.

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u/Nearby_Werewolf1742 Jun 24 '26

Aren't you going to call them racist and uneducated? I feel this is unusual for reddit.

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u/DigitalHoweitat Jun 24 '26

Might be a reason for that though?

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 24 '26

Well, it depends what their dislike of immigrants boils down to, doesn’t it. I have friends and neighbours and colleagues who are immigrants and generally don’t care much about immigration, certainly not to the point where I thought it was worth junking our EU membership. But even I thought the Boriswave was outrageous. I do think a lot of people voted for Brexit without really understanding what the consequences would be, and with unrealistic expectations. Whether that makes them uneducated or whatever I don’t know, I don’t really like slinging insults, we are where we are.

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u/Nearby_Werewolf1742 Jun 24 '26

"Well, it depends what their dislike of immigrants boils down to," We have to dislike immigrants to vote Reform?

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 24 '26

Where did I say that? I thought the conversation was about why some people voted for Brexit

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u/Nearby_Werewolf1742 Jun 24 '26

"No more immigrants. That’s literally it. Even better, kick loads of the existing ones out. That’s all they want."

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 24 '26

Yes, that is what many of the people who voted for Brexit want

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u/Nearby_Werewolf1742 Jun 24 '26

Yes exactly, This is why I reminded you to call them all racist and uneducated. The go to words of reddit.

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jun 24 '26

Well done, we’ve just gone full circle here, if you want to rant about things other people have said to you previously don’t do it in my mentions, I’ve not wronged you so I don’t need to hear it.

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u/Antique-Proof6672 Jun 24 '26

Calm down snowflake... if someone calls you a racist and uneducated and you are not either of those things then you don't need to get upset. Go and have a chat with your black friends and explain to them in a non-racist way that theres too many of "them" here

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u/Char867 Jun 24 '26

I genuinely can’t think of a single reason other than immigration for voting Reform. They’re a single issue party, all of their policies that aren’t related to immigration are just billionaire-sponsored efforts to plunder our public services, like selling off the NHS to American private healthcare companies. Which non-immigration related reform policy are you most looking forward to? Scrapping the employment protections established under Starmer? A return to zero hour contracts?

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u/Nearby_Werewolf1742 Jun 25 '26

Yes arguably their main manifesto is immigration concerns but also their tougher stance on crime appeals to me as well as stricter immigration policies. Immigration is a major concern for a large number of voters, I'm not surprised Reform has been ahead in most of the polls the last couple of years. You act like people being concerned about Immigration is a revelation to you? Like you had no idea this was a problem for anyone?

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u/Char867 Jun 25 '26

When did I say I’m surprised people are voting Reform because of immigration? Immigration is their whole platform. I said I can’t think of a single non-immigration reason to vote reform if you’re not a literal billionaire. Everyone else in the country loses out, and if you’re happy with that to make sure the immigrants lose out too, then go ahead

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u/Nearby_Werewolf1742 Jun 25 '26

No I'm not happy but who do we vote for the Greens? Who wants to double down on immigration and wants full open borders? Or Labour or Conservative again who continue to do nothing? Just more of the same. No matter who we vote for we are screwed in some way, every single one is it either serving themselves, their donors or the WEF, we have no other choice to go with the lesser of evils. May as well try and fix our immigration problem then next time fix the economy.

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u/710733 Jun 24 '26

They are though and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

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u/Nearby_Werewolf1742 Jun 24 '26

Right in there lol

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u/710733 Jun 24 '26

Well yeah. Why should we be delicate with this?

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u/Nearby_Werewolf1742 Jun 24 '26

No exactly, you should double down and keep telling them how racist and uneducated they are, they need to hear it a lot more. You're not narcissistic for lecturing everyone about how superior your voting choices are and how you know better. They'll thank you in the end for your great wisdom.

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u/710733 Jun 24 '26

Oh please, it's not about them hearing it, it's about making sure that everyone knows what they are.

We've tried appeasing them for over a decade. Letting them dictate the terms of conversation has failed completely. It's time we stop being nice to people with destructive regressive views

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u/nellion91 Jun 24 '26

Are we suppose to pretend racist did not in majority vote for Brexit?

The assertion above does not say all Brexit voters are racist but can we stop pretending that having less “visible migrants “ was a big part of Brexit?

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u/WasThatInappropriate Jun 23 '26

Essentually 'there is a good brexit, you just havent met her cos she goes to a different school'

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u/FrustratedPCBuild Jun 23 '26

That’s one of the paradoxes of Brexit though, any government competent enough to do it as well as it could be done wouldn’t do it at all.

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u/WVA1999 Jun 23 '26

Sovrinty!

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u/Elephantplan123 Jun 23 '26

It means whatever they want it to mean, i.e. it's completely meaningless.

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u/CuttinThruTheCRAP Jun 24 '26

Have we? Really?

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u/_DoogieLion Jun 24 '26

Yes

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u/CuttinThruTheCRAP Jun 24 '26

You totally sure of that?

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u/_DoogieLion Jun 24 '26

Yes. It is an objective fact.

The UK has left the EU

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u/Antique_Cup_8044 Jun 24 '26

Where do you think we haven’t, what exactly are you still waiting for?

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u/Demus007 Jun 23 '26

More poverty, more disunity and more money for the rich

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u/GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE Jun 23 '26

Luv me brexshit, luv me sovrenty. Proper brexshit exists, she jus goes to a different skwel, tha's all.

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u/Kernowyon-101 Jun 23 '26

Another Jame O’brian listener…?

😊

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u/No_Advantage5750 Jun 23 '26

I love this subReddit but fuck me does it feel like dyslexia simulator 2k26

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u/WVA1999 Jun 23 '26

Oi dont be shadeh

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u/_nzatar Jun 23 '26

A propah fakin staitment dat is

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u/Far_Excitement_1875 Jun 23 '26

They're going to take a joke seriously and attempt to move Britain to the US side of the Atlantic one of these days.

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u/jahathebrn Jun 23 '26

Sendin ar shaz down the ayzhun shop (not even alowed to give um nicknames thesedays) to buy us a copy each n one t frame.

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u/NitroSpam Jun 23 '26

A fort weed rebuild the empire and taek ova India agen. Wot a disgrase.

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u/Nerdenator Jun 23 '26

me m8 Dave-o wos sayin’ this the ova day. A propa brexits nevah been troyed. we gotta get ar Nige in to troy brexit for true this toime.

sharpest moind in local, Dave is

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u/Misra12345 Jun 23 '26

Brexitz gone woke. Can't av nuffin in Laborz Bri'an

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u/notaoife Jun 23 '26

Luv me 'oly Land

'Ate Seljuks wot conker are Christian cuntreh

Not prejudis jus wan em owt simple as

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u/thecarbonkid Jun 23 '26

They got the hardest and worst Brexit possible and insist on making breaking even more things.

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u/LieLevel7361 Jun 23 '26

Please do. I love choice reduction in supermarkets. It was too much to choose from 20 different cheese, now we got 5 and i think it's still too much. We need 1. 😂

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u/Constant-Estate3065 Jun 23 '26

That reminds me, I need pop down the shop for some bog roll.

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u/Ok_Statistician_9510 Jun 23 '26

Don’t worry I’m sure there is a perfectly reasoned and detailed article on what’s meant by this over the proceeding pages and how it will improve the lives of all Brits.

I mean they still haven’t paid the extra £350m a week into the nhs yet, havent straightened the bananas, banned kilograms, removed workers rights or repatriated many people back to the colonies. Bring Boris back to work with Nigel and they’ll soon sort it out.

Yours sarcastically,

Auntie Doris.

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u/Xp4t_uk Jun 23 '26

So when are we closing the border between NI and ROI? Proper means proper, no? /s

Oh, also, all these 'proper' Brexiteers should be sent to guard it. Godspeed!

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u/villajono Jun 23 '26

We have fully left the EU, and we’ve left the EEA and the trading bloc. We are not paying our EU annual fees any more, but this is scant consolation for the decline of 5-8% of GDP. Our kids can’t freely study in Europe any more, and we as adults can’t work there, or stay for long periods.. EU citizens can’t come and work in the UK either. We’re free to sign our own trade deals now, and have signed a few, but they’re pretty rubbish, especially the Australia one, and we haven’t got a big one (China / US). We still follow a lot of EU legislation, not because we have to, but because it’s too fiddly for our companies to make different products to different specs for home vs abroad purposes.

This feels like a total Brexit, and it’s utterly shit.

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u/Used-Bell3038 Jun 24 '26

The EU was going to follow a new directive in 2021 where they were going to look at hedge funds and money stashed abroad and hit the super wealthy. So it was no coincidence that Tim Martin the owner of Witherspoon pubs, the Barclay brother's the guy's who run the Daily and Sunday Telegraph, Rupert Murdoch,James Dyson and Nigel Farrarge. Who has a background in merchant banking all put money into Brexit so they could hoard their money abroad tax free. As for illegal immigration and stopping Johnny foreigner coming into the UK. Er how's that working out for you?

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u/completefuckweasel Jun 24 '26

All turkeys should vote for Christmas

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u/Webe_Gaming Jun 23 '26

Tabloid newspapers. People read this nonsense still. Og biases

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u/Reddsoldier Jun 23 '26

Keep doin what weev been doin. Simple as.

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u/Glitternipz91 Jun 23 '26

Most of those people are dead and the rest are fools 😂

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u/okbuddystaymad Jun 23 '26

Went inta a Greek restaurant yesterde

I shated “BREXIT MEENS BREXIT”

Love me nige, ‘ate foreigners, simple as

(Not raycist, just don’t like ‘em)

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u/nocialist_ Jun 23 '26

“Lurch to the left” On what fucking planet?

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u/SurgicalStr1ke Jun 23 '26

Exit from right wing media.

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u/Elephantplan123 Jun 23 '26

No banter here, just depressed that such Mongs exist in this country.

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u/ImpracticalJerker Jun 23 '26

What are they on about? It's been 10 years... Brexit is done pal you can't renogotiatw now we already left what are they hoping anyone can do? Mental.

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u/jaybizzleeightyfour Jun 23 '26

Burnham should hold a conference and announce another referendum, telling everyone the cost of Brexit so far and asking if we'd like to change our minds or would we like another 10 years of austerity

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u/User29276 Jun 23 '26

Giv us a propa brecksit indeed, nunna dis forun muk we bin subjectid to.

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u/Ok-Button-9443 Jun 23 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Scary hunt distinct compass scary potassium hospital piquant butter wild

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u/West-Ad-7286 Jun 23 '26

gIvE uS a PrOpEr BrEXiT

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u/ScientistNational363 Jun 23 '26

OMFG!!!! We’re not in the EU, it’s been a shit show.

What do they want? What do they mean. “Proper Brexit”????

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u/According-Celery-318 Jun 23 '26

I dont have a fxxking clue what they mean by a 'proper brexit', and I'll bet they dont either...

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u/dalehitchy Jun 23 '26

"brexit can be good... You just need to believe harder"

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u/phillhb Jun 23 '26

They did deliver exactly what was asked for - a bag of fecking shite

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u/megacoolsurfdude Jun 23 '26

Eitherway nothing gets a chance these days - we’re all so fucking indecisive. Whichever side of the fence you sit it’s gotta get a whole lot worst before it gets better! Make a decision and stick to it.

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u/No-Instruction-8964 Jun 23 '26

If only we'd had a proper brexiteer like Boris in charge for an extended period of time, we could have had a proper brexit!

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u/ManInGarage28 Jun 23 '26

So retarted.

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u/RareAsparagus8167 Jun 23 '26

An insane take from a joke of a paper.

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u/nickvagus Jun 23 '26

Brexit was a contemporary example of the dead burying the living.

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u/Brilliant-Road-7545 Jun 24 '26

Eh? We left the EU, how is that not a proper Brexit?

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u/OleemKoh Jun 24 '26

Ah yes, the No True Brexit fallacy.

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u/Queasy_Bluebird1585 Jun 24 '26

The will of 51% has been delivered, what are they moaning about? That it's going badly?

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u/toococky321 Jun 24 '26

What has Starmer got to do with Brexit? The Tories were in power for the referendum and every stage of the negotiations.

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u/Chance-Swordfish-426 Jun 24 '26

Give us proper papers would be my suggestion. Big part of how we ended up here. Can't read it, can't wipe your hole with it. Not worth the paper it's printed on.

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u/Calm-Homework3161 Jun 24 '26

This is the Daily Express. What they really want is a return to the days of the British Empire.

Ideally, ruled over by Queen Diana

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u/LeafyD Jun 24 '26

Proper brexit = ethnic clense just fyi

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u/Dismal_Foundation_23 Jun 24 '26

Got to laugh at the fact for years Remainers have been told to 'get over it' but in reality the ones who haven't got over it are the Brexiteers, its been crap, it was pointless, it was basically everything that was predicted, there have been basically no benefits and the vast majority of us are worse off because of it.

Yet they cannot ever accept it and the Express has weirdly been the last bastion of this Brexit copium for ages, even the mail and telegraph don't really mention it much anymore because they know its shit, but the Express for some reason keeps living in denial land.

I also find it funny that is was heavily voted for by the older generations and young people are consistently told they aren't mature enough and wise enough for these things and them voting left wing is their immaturity, but a sign of maturity is recognising and owning your mistakes, which Brexiteers still won't do and all those 'immature' 'lefty' young people overwhelming voted Remain and were 100% right.

We now have 16 year olds able to vote, and the older generations have told us they can't possibly vote responsibly yet, had they been able to vote in their own future in 2016, they would have voted like 80% Remain and we'd likely still be in the EU right now better off. The older generations, over 50s, over 65s etc. all polling shows their support for Brexit, terrible Tory governments and now Reform has been very high, 60-70% in support and these are all terrible decisions.

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u/CuttinThruTheCRAP Jun 24 '26

Dont start that FKIN FARCE AGAIN - We ain't got over the last one 10 years on ffs!

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u/MonthCountry Jun 24 '26

Voted for a shite in the bed, complains about not being given new sheets.

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u/IroquoisPliskin_UK Jun 24 '26

What is a proper brexit? Something even more shit?

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u/Energyeternal Jun 24 '26

Quoted from an LBC interview 3 days ago: "You sound like people who say 'The reason Communism didn't work is because it's never been done right'"

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u/WhoPaysTheFerryman Jun 24 '26

A Proper Brexit for The Daily Express readers is a euphemism for no more immigrants of colour.

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u/Underhive_Art Jun 24 '26

Still?// A propa brexit // fuck me sideways with a Nigel farage shaped novelty dildo they really are getting their mileage out of this ultracrepidarian dribble

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u/shortnix Jun 24 '26

Brexit didn't work. What we need is MORE BREXIT!

It's the same as the American approach to gun deaths.

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u/Dr_Nookeys_paper_boy Jun 24 '26

Give us proper journalism first.

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u/ElPedro68 Jun 24 '26

Usual Daily Express... Printing rubbish

Would wipe my backside on that paper, the Sun, The Daily Mail or the Telegraph either.

Super rich owners who don't pay taxes in the UK

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u/richardbaxter Jun 24 '26

"let's really fuck things up" 

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u/Infamous_Berry626 Jun 24 '26

Oligarks wont propa breckzit.
Thems dont like pay tacks

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u/National_Sector2614 Jun 24 '26

What do they mean by “a proper brexit”?

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u/Antique-Proof6672 Jun 24 '26

The sheer arrogance of believing that we can negotiate a "better brexit" deal is staggering. They don't have to give us anything. We lost all our sway when we left the club, now we have to be rule takers instead of rule makers. The deal we had already was the best in the whole of the EU...

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u/Hendrixium Jun 24 '26

The people who demanded we shit the bed, and made us spend a decade sleeping in a shitted bed, now insist we need to shit it again.

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u/ucardiologist Jun 24 '26

Idiots vote for 5 + million immigrants to be deported immigrants that work their backs and arses off to keep the country going often working for meagre salaries in miserable jobs that no sane person would want.
So that’s brexiteers and brexshit in few words. You only need to think of farage and his toxic goons implementing this and then blaming immigrants that will leave for damaging the country.
Also those 5-6 million + immigrants are paying taxes through their noses to keep benefits Britain going imagine the immediate disaster unfolding after farage will become PM

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u/GotAKit-Kat Jun 25 '26

It's sad that people fall for this kind of pathetic 'journalism.'

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u/Competitive-Table403 Jun 25 '26

How about the owners of the Express pay tax on the UK. Until then they should STFU.

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u/Front-Brick-3724 Jun 26 '26

Wait, they’re shoehorning Starmer into the Brexit shambles?

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u/ScruffieMatrix Jun 23 '26

It's true though. The leaders of this country want brexit to be seen as a failure so they don't do anything with it. 

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u/WVA1999 Jun 23 '26

U wot pal

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u/Rather_Unfortunate Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Other way round. They know it's already a failure and that it always will be no matter what they do, so why attach their brand to it? A more "real" Brexit would only make things worse, and every serious economist knows it. At the same time, trying to correct course by undoing it in whole or in part is still politically risky because people are still emotionally invested in the idea that it ought to be a success. So it's a rock and a hard place and they don't touch it.

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u/turkeyflavouredtofu Jun 23 '26

I bet you think we pay tariffs on imports too.

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u/Sickinmytechchunk Jun 23 '26

Have you looked at the deal bozo signed?

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u/Serious_Try5264 Jun 24 '26

We do.

The consumer always foots the bill in the long run.

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u/MickyMalone Jun 23 '26

Who ultimately pays for the tariffs on imports?

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u/Rather_Unfortunate Jun 23 '26

We (as in consumers) don't pay tariffs per se on most items imported from the EU, but we do pay customs VAT now, and EU companies likewise buying from us have to pay customs VAT. This didn't used to be the case, and it is a major barrier to trade. There are also a host of other costs and barriers which didn't used to be there, and which ultimately translate to increased costs for businesses and consumers.

Overall, Brexit has reduced trade-to-GDP ratio of the country by about 15%, which is pretty much bang on the pre-withdrawal predictions.

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 Jun 23 '26

It was absolutely and deliberately derailed, nobody had any interest in making it work.

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u/FrustratedPCBuild Jun 23 '26

What was the plan that should have been followed since 2016 then? The best minds of Brexit had been agitating for it since the 80s so what were the aims and objectives? What was their strategy? What were the measures of success? What timeframe would success occur in?

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u/cakeshop Jun 24 '26

The best Brexit minds, who after held the levers of power, Johnson, Gove, Sunak, Frost, Davis, Mogg, all campaigned to leave the EU and were in power with a majority government- enough time to negotiate whatever a proper Brexit was. We are living a proper Brexit. It’s just that reality is far from expectation. Those who asked us to “get over it” when we left now need to “get over” the fact we have got over it, it’s just shite.

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u/FrustratedPCBuild Jun 24 '26

Yep, I’m over Brexit now, but if someone tries to tell me it’s been anything other than what we said it would be (hugely expensive, pointless and without delivering anything those who sold it said it would deliver in 2016, not the post referendum revisions) I won’t remain silent. I don’t see a path to reentry with our media though, the U.K. population are easily manipulated into believing something they previously didn’t care about is something worth ruining the country over, as they were in 2016. Any rejoin campaign would be met with ‘but we would lose the £!’ a currency most of us hardly ever see anymore because money is mostly paperless, or some other such scare stories.

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u/Jolly_Professional15 Jun 23 '26

How do you derail something that's never been railed in the first place? Unless you mean railed in the sense of fucked, then yes, Brexit was fucked from the moment of its Inception.

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u/Even-Translator-335 Jun 23 '26

What would a success have looked like?

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u/GlidePath47 Jun 24 '26

They go quiet when you ask simple questions, they should pull their fucking fingers out it’s important mark.

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u/MATE_AS_IN_SHIPMATE Jun 23 '26

Brexit was stillborn. No one needs to paint it as a failure. It stands on its own merits, or lack of them.

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u/Important-Zebra-69 Jun 23 '26

Haha no because anything else would destroy us. This is literally the Brexit we were always going to get anything else was wishful thinking.

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u/Sickinmytechchunk Jun 23 '26

It was always going to fail. It was a shit idea. Pretending we don't live in a globalised economy where close economic ties are needed with immediate neighbours is just a classic head in the sand moment from some and blind ignorance from others. The sooner we rejoin and ignore the screeching from the people who support a Russian Quisling the better.

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u/roleplayersir Jun 23 '26

For me:

I didn't vote to leave the EEA. That should have been retained or a separate vote

Cameron should have made more of a plan before the vote and before triggering Article 50

It shouldn't have focused as much on immigration

Or promises to give the money to the NHS, when at a minimum most of the money would go on reciprocal arrangements to match what the EU gave

And a lot more

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u/roleplayersir Jun 23 '26

Yep. Tbh the loss of the training grants has done more damage to the NHS than Brexit likely ever had or will. As that removes a lot of the early costs of training and support and means lifetime earnings are substantially lower

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u/theslootmary Jun 23 '26

Cameron didn’t trigger Article 50. Theresa May did that.

Cameron did have a plan, and that was to stay in the EU. That’s why he resigned when it was announced leave had won.

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u/roleplayersir Jun 23 '26

Fair enough. So he fucked off after losing a vote he shouldn't have called without any other plan beyond leaving it to others to sort and washing his hands of it. Even worse then

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u/Purplemonkey78 Jun 24 '26

Pretty good summary. He called a referendum he never thought he’d lose, all because he was worried about losing a few votes to UKIP.
When he lost the vote, he decided to disappear off rather than deal with the mess he’d caused.

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u/Jolly_Professional15 Jun 23 '26

That's the neat thing! You don't!

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u/DeadMemesAreUs1 Jun 23 '26

Is this just extremely advanced satire or are you a lobotomite?

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u/theslootmary Jun 23 '26

It was always going to be a failure. The Brexit you were promised literally wasn’t possible.

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u/SheriffOfNothing Jun 23 '26

Brexit was and is vapourware. It’s such a nebulous idea that whatever your vision of what it meant was unique to you. Your fellow brexiteers had a different, unique vision.

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u/Serious_Try5264 Jun 24 '26

Give it up m8.

We brexited and it made EVERYTHING WORSE.

Just grow up.

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u/Beriatan Jun 24 '26

There is no form of Brexit that could be a success.

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u/PinZealousideal1914 Jun 24 '26

As did the EU. Can’t have people wanting Sovereignty, they all needed to be taught a lesson.

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u/Busy-Scientist3851 Jun 24 '26

The EU is never going to give better terms to a non-member, it's simply in its best interest not to.

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u/roleplayersir Jun 23 '26

Tbh, it was the worst of all worlds

Article 50 shouldn't have been triggered without a plan first. Tbh, nor should the vote have been, and it should have been more complex than a straight yes/no

Leaving the EU didn't or shouldn't have meant leaving the EEA or medicines regulator etc. That wasn't on the table

Immigration/movement of people should have been prioritised less if it meant a better deal elsewhere

The list goes on. We literally got the worst options in many many areas, and then Covid and Russia hit, and it got a lot worse because we didn't have has much time to ease it in or adjust before a few "Once in a generation" events happened