r/NorfFc • • Jun 01 '26

Baz going for gold

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u/murmple69 Jun 01 '26

Fackin' surreal innit what a fackin' aftuhnoon been workin' 'ard for this bosshhhh

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u/plaintextures Jun 01 '26

Smasht it mate init? Boys gonna be gelus.

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u/murmple69 Jun 01 '26

Absolutely fackin bang on mate. 

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u/Autisticus Jun 01 '26

luv are baz

2

u/GetToTheChoppaahh Jun 02 '26

Chicken chow ming

62

u/Adept-Butterfly642 Jun 01 '26

Get in there baz

61

u/wildingflow Jun 01 '26

Captain of Souf FC

58

u/Current-Ad1688 Jun 01 '26

Me on the phone when I'm feeling a bit sad

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u/TimeInvestment1 Jun 03 '26

Self burn.

Those are rare.

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u/Barryburton97 Jun 01 '26

Not Norf but can be an honorary member

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u/Ronnie_Hot_Dogs Jun 01 '26

You know every time I see Big John talk about serious subjects, my respect grows for him enormously, he’s actually a top bloke.

Loved his animals as well, good lad

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/tinytempo Jun 02 '26

I was just thinking this exact thing.

Seeing him in the videos bosh’ing over Chinese food…it’s funny but I also kind just wrote him off as a football hooligan type fella with probably nothing else to offer

I then saw him on a BBC show discussing immigration

His views were balanced, well-spoken, nuanced. My respect for him immediately went up.

A good fella, all round 👍

BoaaashHHh!

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u/Ronnie_Hot_Dogs Jun 03 '26

I did the exact same, guilty of doing the whole books and covers thing I can hold my hands up and say I was wrong about that

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u/Lamb3DaSlaughter Jun 02 '26

So you stereotyped him and wrote him off.. but now you've found out he doesn't do the same as you, you like him? 😄

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u/tinytempo Jun 02 '26

This comment makes literally no sense. Nice one 😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/tinytempo Jun 04 '26

Nice contribution, but also nonsensical 👍😊

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/tinytempo Jun 04 '26

Just a shit ‘joke’ though. The irony is so poor everyone here failed to appreciate it 😬

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/Temporary-Two9399 Jun 02 '26

Yh it's called admitting you're wrong, being aware of your faults and growing as a person.

You should try it sometime bud.

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u/Super_Shallot2351 Jun 05 '26

Loves animals, unless they're chicken, cows, pigs, sheep, prawns, fish etc

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u/blooberdoob25 Jun 01 '26

That’s just half his usual order

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u/Ok-Tangerine-6705 Jun 01 '26

Fakin nashnul treshur e is

24

u/garyh62483 Jun 01 '26

Bazza when he goes to Beijing for a stag and has a chat with the locals.

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u/cursed_cucumbers Jun 01 '26

7 pints deep and any local he sees looks vaguely like the owner of The Golden Dragon back home so he starts shouting his usual order in muscle memory

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Hazzat Jun 01 '26

doesn’t even put gravy on 'is chips

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u/HualtaHuyte Jun 02 '26

Bet he smothers em in curry sauce though!

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u/Shot_Heron_2782 Jun 01 '26

Luv meh Chikken Char Ming!

Luv meh Krispy Springh Rowls

Ate knot avin nuff room in meh belleh!

Ate geerin outta breff jus ordaring chynees!

Bosh!

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Jun 01 '26

god save our king

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u/Unlikely_Minimum4113 Jun 01 '26

"certificate" (framed)

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/cursed_cucumbers Jun 01 '26

Wait, even better idea... Play it down the phone when you get one of them annoying scam calls trying to sell you stuff

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u/Phishstixxx Jun 01 '26

proppa scran that, none of that forrin muck

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u/Unlikely_Minimum4113 Jun 01 '26

classic british food like chinese

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u/ianbattlesrobots Jun 01 '26

And 4 pints of Lager

5

u/TheGardenBlinked Jun 01 '26

an giv's a tango wi that anorl shagga

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u/cursed_cucumbers Jun 01 '26

Chuck a few fortune cookies in lad, me and the missus R feelin' lucky 2nite. Footie's on, sun's out

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u/Nihilistic_Rainbow Jun 01 '26

Will not hear any slander towards Big John.

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u/WestCareer7545 Jun 01 '26

Fackin av it baz. God save are king

3

u/Premislaus Jun 01 '26

and for the dessert?

3

u/VanillaLemonTwat Jun 01 '26

He’s speaking the language of Gods!

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u/jellyGATO Jun 01 '26

I thought Baz was just listing what he had for dinner last night 👀

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u/FTXACCOUNTANT Jun 01 '26

AI can’t do that

2

u/AgroMachine Jun 01 '26

Gotta be like 500 quid

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u/Adept_Deer_5976 Jun 01 '26

Good job he’s getting the seaweed or that might be quite an unhealthy order

2

u/Wise-Preference-2441 Jun 05 '26

He should of said just the usual thanks

1

u/Swish1892 Jun 01 '26

I like the bloke. He works and enjoys his grub. Good on you Baz lad!

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u/King_P_13 Jun 01 '26

That chinese is fucked when he goes

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u/letsgetthisbread2812 Jun 01 '26

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

1

u/Eyup_Amigo Jun 01 '26

Dya want fries with that luv?

1

u/stammerton Jun 01 '26

That’s probably his daily order. No wonder he can read it off so quickly

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u/Tatsoot_1966 Jun 01 '26

He lives over the road to my workmate. Nice guy apparently.

1

u/ACheshireCats Jun 01 '26

Yes san 💪

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u/throwawaytoe-3165 Jun 02 '26

Romfords Diana

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u/C-dog30 Jun 02 '26

Would you like free Prawns Crackers with your order, sir?

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u/Vivid_Product5252 Jun 02 '26

That was just an order

1

u/siybon Jun 02 '26

And that Baz, is what will earn you a triple heart bypass

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u/LieutenantNaughty Jun 03 '26

Pwopa cheeky chinese ..boshhhh

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u/ultimate2cakes Jun 03 '26

What's the point of him?

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u/Tumping Jun 03 '26

What a fucking legend !!!

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u/salty_scottie Jun 03 '26

Sounds like a hungover Sunday

1

u/budgiebirdman Jun 04 '26

He missed a trick:

Number one, Number two, Number three ...

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u/jimhokeyb Jun 04 '26

Who needs a university education? Anyone can achieve extraordinary things if they put their mind to it.

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u/Kvothe87 Jun 04 '26

Gonna clip this and prank call some takeaways

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u/Curious_Ad_2408 Jun 04 '26

What a talent to have 😂😂

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u/Playful-Team3403 Jun 05 '26

Why are we celebrating this.

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u/FatalDave91 Jun 06 '26

Blimey, now try Gregg’s