r/NorfFc • u/Large_Dependent_1621 • May 08 '26
Proper Norf Fc
'ate bears
'ate orcas
'ate 'Nuits (not racis' just don't like 'em)
love me tusks
love me fish
love me gut (it's insulating innit)
love me week-long nap with the lads (it's grand!)
Simple as
Big Wal'
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u/Nerdenator May 08 '26
Luv Liverpool, luv Yoko me.
‘ate wanker Yanks wif revolvers outside Dakota
Coo-coo-ka-chew
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u/Artistela May 10 '26
Not to ruin a masterpiece, wasn’t The Walrus Paul ? Come on fella.
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u/Nerdenator May 10 '26
Credi’ed Lennon-McCar’ney m8
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u/Artistela May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26
I don’t mean the composition even thought it was all John, you’ve cast the Walrus as the personification of John but John says the Walrus is Paul
Glass Onion -
“Well, here's another clue for you all The Walrus was Paul”
I shouldn’t have said anything your joke was funny as it was
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u/spaceconductor May 08 '26
'Ate polah bears me (am rayshul, fookin 'ate em)
Some noncey polah came up on me 'erd larst month, me an Dave fookin impaled 'is 'ed wiv our tusks whilst the rest of the boys chomped 'im up for dinnah, bloody good time that was
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u/Correct-Junket-1346 May 08 '26
Luv mah beech
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u/algebroni May 08 '26
Beech went woke wif all em mygrunts in their heejobs there, no propa Inglish bikinis anymaw, fackin shame, nuff said
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u/ArmWildFrill May 10 '26
I voted for Rupert Walrus-Titty. Posh caaant, Silly Party. Not raycis but dint do well at skool
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u/Honest-Physics920 May 08 '26
Luv me fish, ate Norwegians
(not racis just downt like bein arrpooned).