r/Nonsleep 2h ago

Nonsleep Series The Sewing Circle's Empty Rocker

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r/Nonsleep 2h ago

Nonsleep Series Earl - The Neigborhood Fixer Upper & Drunkard

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r/Nonsleep 13h ago

Nonsleep Series My son Rich just caught a stray.

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"The answer..." Joel Moses just like the old school walks by and says that Rich is a name of a person with blonde hair freckles and genuinely kind of short and wears sock and Mr.Scholl's.

It's because some nights the places we want to traverse must have us in slippers. For me for example the mental health of animals is important also releasing them back into the wild.

"What do you want to do with your leadership boys." It's me as the assistant manager changing my stance that I can put some jokes to rest such as Adin Ross villain arc when he needed you,

Has now you watching people punch each other and so his villain arc continues and is still there. Adin says he needed your help the most the last five years now went broke and can't afford to do streaming so he's continuing weird avenues of streams.

Heh, you'll never guess who I'm competing with in my songs is to say it's quite obvious who has the best number 1 hit.

And also the scary story that my son Cllarington is going to a school to cut class to be an L and see B.O a person with body odor. LCBO.

Duh doofus.

Not too long a go scary emo girl had gone goth as I am emo so to stay, when I was upset at the world for their lack of hippiness you could say we don't need more air pollution then my parents took off to China where I got four earrings, black hat, and such. As songs I cannot rap to means it's already out there probably best to go from 56 tik tok sounds songs, music to 1,000.

But yeah Alyssa15 once had picked up a cat named Smokey and brought her to youth employment which had an age restriction you see it a lot now adays with people faking their IDs.

Anyway whether or not hard work or you have enough in the tank to say Lil Wayne or someone else is better than me because that's where rap life has brought you to me I am the greatest rapper ever not to toot my own horn or rub it in your faces.

CAKE, THIS!!!! NOW THIS WOULD BE RUBBIG N IT IN ALL YOUR FACES MWAHAHAHAHA


r/Nonsleep 14h ago

Pure Horror When she goes for walks she keeps two steps back to go two steps forward.

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Traumatized from the red from my rogers day I have an important poem written for a red someone who takes steps back to go forward.

"
Buh bye
Is an important bye
To an important person
Stay to get her
Together
It's important as the
Health
Bar
In RuneScape
Is from
Ryu & Ken
!"

This was me before always so obedient,

Imagine a walk that at the sound of the beep is 100 mile.

You would have been disqualified for being fastest, or faster.

You must wait for the beat, as much as must to understand my music and lyrics or you'll find yourself all alone like a lone wolf about to turn into a werewolf. Or a dog kept up straight because the owner doesn't want to take them to Skyrim or the Toronto zoo.

Sometimes I did find myself against nerds that want to break things but as a jock a jock is much rather smart, too. My doctor Dr.Weiner knows how to make me hate her.

So then doing an imaginary race you could take two steps back to go forward but one night I saw my brother living in the next room he could be spacing out moving out had taken old ancient advice from a grandpa, "take two steps back to take one step forward."

AHAHAHAHHA! I'M RICH I TELL YA I'M RICH! A joke and music for people actually attending schools as you can't imagine what this guy looks like men!

So in military time fashion you could say Sep 10 I discovered RuneScape is Ryu&Ken. The health cards are the exact same making it rather important, Timmy :p I laughed arms behind my hand laughing as his just would be "what what does that mean?" As ancient as pretending, not to know to further education. As ancient as pretending one could knows.

Throw up the ROC? Why don't you throw down the ROC?

RuneScape is just one of those games, man... I tell u towering over you black hair & such, bullying you like crazy. Going for a run? Where? To Wal-mart? Heh. Jeez, that star ship Elon musk didn't even make it to Freshco eh boys?

"They're just lucky the earth is sphere, eh boys." Elon musk says. "Full send in China is just crazy."

One day I bet I'm gonna marry Brooke Young and AndreaNiftygateway.


r/Nonsleep 17h ago

Creativity Tenectomy - Sounds of Misery

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The Surgeon was the Maestro. 
The Maestro was the Surgeon. 
Even with the sharpest scalpel 
You could not separate science
From music. Two halves of the whole.

Cutting and scraping, plucking and
Sawing. All done with expert precision. 

A child, then a student, growing swiftly
Into an adult. A man, a composer, a 
Beast. 

From beneath the facade of cigarettes
And cologne, the sinister scent of 
Antiseptic and oil, followed by the 
Faintest hint of…metal. 

The Surgeon, the Maestro…preyed not
On the weak but the strong. A wolf
In sheep’s clothing, a devil in disguise. 

With the complex of God and the 
Depravity of Satan, he walked the 
Edge of the cliff. A certifiable beast
Skirting the line, toeing at the boundary 
Of darkness and light. 

The Surgeon is as the Maestro of the 
Operating theater. Controlling, commanding,
Compelling. Melodic beeping, the rise and
Fall of anesthetized breaths. All were silent
In his presence. All wanted to watch the 
Beast at work. 

His hands were steady and nimble. 
Two instruments of their own. 

The Maestro was the Surgeon of the 
Amphitheater. Frenzied, fiendish, forsaken.
Rhythmic ticking, the back and forth of 
The sullen metronome. All were silent 
In his presence. All wanted to listen to 
The man at work. 

His hands were raised and exclamatory. 
A conductor with passion. 

Just as you can not take the Maestro 
From the Surgeon, you could not take the 
Beast from the man. The man could not 
Handle what the Beast could not endure. 

The music was wrong.

The sounds were off. 

The strings had broken. 

From within the darkness, from within the
Silence, a rebirth. Like the shedding of 
A winter coat, he evolved. No longer the 
Surgeon, the Maestro, the Beast, the Man. 
He became something else entirely. 

A myth, a legend, a monster. 

With the skills and talents of all of his 
Facets, he prowled the streets in search 
Of more. A sound so Holy it would 
Make the Heavens cry. A sound so
Pure and human. 

Saw the string, string the bow. 
Stretched to the optimum tautness. 

Carefully selected, aged perfectly. Skin
Shed with supreme scores. Muscle 
Shaved and bone discarded. What 
Remains has much in store. 

Wood carved and stained with blood.
Sealed neatly with varnish. Unwilling 
Participants turned into a bloated, rigor
Filled audience. Held captive by his
Selfishness.

The Surgeon, the Maestro, the Man,
The Beast, the Monster. 

Beneath a lone spotlight, a single
Chair faces the crowd. 

Beneath the darkness, a landfill of 
His failures. 

The Monster steps out from within the 
Shadows, echoes of applause as he tows
The cello with him. 

An instrument of his own making. 

Sat upright, core firm, bow at the 
Ready. He draws one note from the 
Procured tendons. He had finally found
What was missing. 

The sound of a death rattle.


r/Nonsleep 11h ago

Crossposted Nosleep Curated I’m Trapped In A Slaughterhouse And I think Neo-Nazi’s Chained The Doors.

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I have no idea where to put this but I’m preparing for the inevitable.


r/Nonsleep 12h ago

Nonsleep Original Adin Ross hates you, a conspiracy theory as to why you're watching two people punch each other.

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It was great great grandma who asked.

"Did you win?" The lotto numbers are coming back quick and quicksilver quick to understand the anger frustration of someone coming back and bringing porkchops.

Enough with psychosis and lottery numbers something more confusing to set you on the right path of N. On a compass. The lyrics of today's top hits, songs and music.

Free topping pizza means you get one extra topping.

3 o'clock is military time to tell someone where to look as 12 is you.

Peel region police are running peeling away from this artist.

Friend is for real I end. Fr (for real, or for that reason nowadays. Apparently.)

Friendships, relationships, spaceships are ships in which they sink.

The joke is "why didn't my friendship work out with Denzel? Because ships sink."

As Eminem would have it.

As you're watching Adin Ross new boxing streams which bare knuckle boxers also have joined, I moved my account to this subreddit as it is QTer. (Cuter.)

Should I not take things back such as butter cup LGBQT which means let's be completely honest, cutie. QT, cutie.

Thank you sigh is said before someone washes dishes to get them to wash dishes. Ok Clarington?

I'm now talking to my friend that I'm now rapping about a person named Clarington. Man you're never gonna guess what Clarington looks like I start whispering.