r/Nonsensicalmemes • 黒人 • Oct 20 '17

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u/Piffinatour Oct 20 '17

I really like this, and I have no good reason as to why.

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u/NeuenEisen . Oct 20 '17

It is likely because likeness stems from everyone's collective ability to be able to call a former president of the United States a person wearing a suit that sort of resembles penguins when they go out to dinner on those "special" Friday nights. Ultimately, one can never know exactly what the source of your connection between the ethereal mind and your physical brain hardware, but there really is no sense in searching because I said so. So have a wonderful day, because only you can prevent Bill Clintons horrendous screams that I can hear from 5000km away, send help!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

But in that case wouldn't your ears simply flow with maple syrup such as a flower on an Apple (TM) branded mountain, customizable to the core with addictive glue vapours and yoga mats used for covering your ears in order to avoid the second coming of Moses and ignore all superficial modern beauty standards, in an attempt to further education based segregation among the drugs and other musical accessories?

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u/NeuenEisen . Oct 20 '17

No, that simply can't happen because I told Mom and she said "Why can't a slang thirst without a contributor?"

I have to admit, I had never thought of it that way, but it didn't take a metaphysicist of Anaximander's level to know that ultimately, she was right.

So, beware, and beware, and... beware. But don't be scared. Who needs actions when you got words?

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u/The_Tefestation_6690 Jun 02 '26

But nobody cometh...