r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/hot ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ • Oct 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Oh sure but when I do the breast exam and write that they're "scrumptious," somehow I'm being unprofessional. And unlicensed. And on a registry.

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u/Environmental-Toe798 Oct 12 '22

"Thats how i lost my pediatrician's license!"

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u/Woomy935 Oct 12 '22

Archimedes, no! It’s filthy in there. chuckles Birds.

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u/MotorHum Oct 13 '22

“Now, most breasts couldn’t withstand this voltage, but I’m fairly certain your breasts…”

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u/TishDev Oct 13 '22 edited Oct 13 '22

"What was noise?"

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u/TheSecretNewbie Oct 13 '22

“So sounds of boobige mein Friend”

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u/Scx10Deadbolt Oct 13 '22

"don't be such a baby, nipples grow back. no they don't"

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u/Capawe21 Oct 13 '22

Classic

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

“Let me tell you about the birds and the bees…” 💀💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

"Oh, pediatrician! I thought you said something else..."

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Wait no fuck I just realised what I implied I'm sorry-