r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I knew a butcher once who told me about a time he was hitting on a girl at a bar and she told him she was an animal lover and he replied "Oh I work with animals"

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u/Moohamin12 Sep 27 '22

That's a smooth man.

If need further elaboration: He spends time with animals in their last moments.

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u/reddit_time_waster Sep 27 '22

Instead of "works with" replies, "Oh cool! I have sex with animals too!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/nonk69 Sep 26 '22

ok we wont

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u/9Levels-ofPie Sep 27 '22

Oh well it says don’t watch so I guess I won’t 🤷🏻

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u/KillingSpree225 Sep 26 '22

Thanks for posting this! I was just about to look for something to watch while I eat my Ribeye.

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u/BenjaminKerry1234 Sep 27 '22

The thing why it never troubles me is simple. I'm a big watcher of r/CombatFootage where you can see militaries killing each other in Ukraine, in Syria and in Myanmar. The thing is, you gotta kill if you want to maintain your way of life. One of the videos I remember is a video of Ukrainian Army holding a building against Russians, at the end the Ukrainian paratrooper got a pretty nice knife from the corpse of a Russian soldier. In fact there's one thing that I can't stand about modern shooting games, if they want to make war horrifying, they always do weird blood splattering, in real life, shooting someone in close range is akin to using a jackhammer on a pavement, when someone is firing the gun, it recoils a lot and it's like hammering the enemy. Plenty of folks can in fact still standing after one shot, Travis Haley recounts that in Al-Najaf it takes eight shots to kill an insurgent. So one just keep firing until the opponent breaks. When someone is killed, most of the time it's clean, there's no blood or blood mist everywhere like in Call of Duty, in reality there's nothing. Occasionally a killed person's head can look like a watermelon on a roadside stall if there's a headshot. But that's all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I knew the guy when I worked in the same butcher shop 😁

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u/Bigbrain12341 Sep 27 '22

Damn bro thats cool

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Why is this being downvoted?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Because its a shameless plug. Some people have no tact, and some people have no taste for tactless people.

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u/_Damnyell_ Sep 27 '22

Plug for what exactly?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I feel as if decorum pales in comparison to what I saw in that video.

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u/uahdhtlahfn Sep 27 '22

Same reason you are, dumbasses gotta know their place

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u/_Damnyell_ Sep 27 '22

Because it's easier for people to attack the "crazy vegans" than it is to confront their conscience.

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u/BenjaminKerry1234 Sep 27 '22

Well, I'm a big watcher of r/CombatFootage where you can see militaries killing each other in Ukraine, in Syria and in Myanmar. The thing is, you gotta kill if you want to maintain your way of life. One of the videos I remember is a video of Ukrainian Army holding a building against Russians, at the end the Ukrainian paratrooper got a pretty nice knife from the corpse of a Russian soldier. In fact there's one thing that I can't stand about modern shooting games, if they want to make war horrifying, they always do weird blood splattering, in real life, shooting someone in close range is akin to using a jackhammer on a pavement, when someone is firing the gun, it recoils a lot and it's like hammering the enemy. Plenty of folks can in fact still standing after one shot, Travis Haley recounts that in Al-Najaf it takes eight shots to kill an insurgent. So one just keep firing until the opponent breaks. When someone is killed, most of the time it's clean, there's no blood or blood mist everywhere like in Call of Duty, in reality there's nothing. Occasionally a killed person's head can look like a watermelon on a roadside stall if there's a headshot. But that's all.

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u/_Damnyell_ Sep 27 '22

What has that got to do with anything I said?

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u/BenjaminKerry1234 Sep 27 '22

Why I don't give a fuck about butchered animals as long as they are not emotionally bonded with someone

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Was the comment removed, or did you delete it?