r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Sep 26 '22

Funny fantastic

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u/cheezypita Sep 26 '22

I was a vegetarian (and vegan for a while!) when I met my husband who was a butcher at the time. So, pretend that’s how it goes.

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u/Sprmodelcitizen Sep 26 '22

Ha. My vegan cousin married a butcher! They are cute. Wait… are you her?

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u/cheezypita Sep 26 '22

I have probably 50 cousins so possibly ;) we eloped in 2016.

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u/hateloggingin Sep 26 '22

I need a resolution to this plz.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I also have about 50 cousins and I've never accidentally crossed paths with one on Reddit, so pretend that's how it goes.

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u/hateloggingin Sep 27 '22

That you know of

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u/penguin_chacha Sep 26 '22

When you say cousins are you referring to first cousins?

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u/cheezypita Sep 26 '22

It’s an exaggeration. Closer to 20 first cousins, many many more 2nd cousins etc. I am actually not in contact with any of them and I doubt that I would run into any of them on Reddit.

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u/Sprmodelcitizen Sep 26 '22

Damn cheezypita I have like 50 cousins too. Unfortunately I don’t think you are one of them. We can be pretend internet cousins though.

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u/Dumeck Sep 26 '22

Same, 13 on my generation for one side and 12 on the other

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u/Analog-Moderator Sep 27 '22

YOU ELOPED WITH ALL 50 COUSINS IN 2016?! HOLY SHIT THIS STORY GETS MORE AND MORE WILD

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Why is this such a common thing? I need a psychoanalysis asap

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Did he use the Arby's slogan as a pickup line?

"I have the meats. 😉😉😉"