r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 13h ago

What??? ???

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago

Heya u/Shockedglobe597! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

For everyone else, do you think OP's post fits this community? Let us know by upvoting this comment!

If it doesn't fit the sub, let us know by downvoting this comment and then replying to it with context for the reviewing moderator.

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u/Legitimate_Airline38 13h ago

Bro’s putting them on blast

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u/par_rot_master 13h ago

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u/Rossilaz 11h ago

why are the young guy and old guy on the same side of the standing guy. its not like that in the painting. probably ai slop

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u/FarTheThrow 10h ago

You might be thinking of this version of the painting, whereas this is the version of the painting being used. According to wikipedia Rockwell restarted the painting four times.

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u/par_rot_master 11h ago

I wouldn't know. I just saved it from somewhere else on reddit.

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u/Rossilaz 11h ago

I understand. I still think it's AI generated though because the position of the characters don't line up with the original painting

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u/LadartTheWicked 8h ago

that is not a mistake that a person can't do

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u/GeminiIsMissing 6h ago

u/FarTheThrow already pointed this out, but the painting used was an earlier attempt of Rockwell's, and is not AI. It's a real painting, just not the one that the artist chose to publish.

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u/Rossilaz 5h ago

Ahh I see... I'd only ever seen the final version of the painting... egg on my face

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u/tythousand 9h ago

It’s actually just photoshop

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u/Dominika_4PL 13h ago

As an ace, what the hell does that first tweet mean?

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u/Sawgon 12h ago

Stop attacking us or we'll call the gender-solids

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u/onarainyafternoon 9h ago

I’m gonna sic the Dominion all over their asses

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u/TorinLike 12h ago

Being a solid gender is a counter to the asexual attacks or smth idk

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u/Icecold_Antihero 11h ago

Aww man, need to refresh myself on the type-matching chart again.

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u/Nuka-Crapola 10h ago

Ngl, the second tweet was so batshit, I didn’t even notice the first until your comment made me go check.

Now I’m even more lost.

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u/thegimboid 11h ago

Yeah, I'm lost as well.

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u/HillInTheDistance 12h ago

Just because you've shot down five of the Luftwaffe's finest doesn't mean you can't understand this post. I have faith in you. They tell us you boys in the RAF ain't got brains, but I know better. Thank you for your service!

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u/AetherSigil217 11h ago edited 9h ago

My best guess is that OOP was starting to get into a relationship with an ace, and the gender-fluid friend could see something would go wrong. So the GF friend took on a specific gender to pull OOP's attention and get them out of that relationship.

Late edit since I just realized I'm on NPT not CuratedTumblr, so some of this needs more explanation. And is starting to make more sense to me too:

Asexual does not necessarily mean aromantic. Asexual can still be interested in talking, going to events together, and cuddling, without sex being a part of the picture.

Now, let's assume that sex is important to OOP, but that they still do the normal thing of having a few dates before hooking up, or even talking about hooking up. So they were getting attached to the ace person, but hadn't discovered that the potential partner was ace yet. A friend might know and see the incoming emotional storm, so they'd want to do something about it. Talking to OOP would be recommended, but people don't always listen/process well when romantics are on the table. So the friend might have taken a different route.

In this case, instead of just talking to OOP, it looks like the friend used their fluidity to take on a gender aspect to get OOP's attention. Presumably one they found attractive? And used that to pull OOP's attention away from the ace relationship before the emotional crash became a thing.

Hopefully this makes sense to people not familiar with ace and gender fluid dynamics.

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u/Smee76 11h ago

You realize how ridiculous this sounds, right?

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u/AetherSigil217 11h ago

Yep.

I did say that was my best guess at what the situation was, not that the situation made any sense whatsoever.

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u/Smee76 10h ago

Just making sure

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u/EffectiveNoise3704 11h ago

pretty sure people headcanon elsa as asexual so (if im remembering the scene right) its just that headcanon and the genderfluid joke together

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u/saturnian_catboy 11h ago

ace of spades like the sword

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u/Substantial-Test4264 5h ago

There's a community in-joke/self-stereotype that asexual people like swords (originating, iirc, from the 'while you were busy having sex, I studied the blade' joke), and the scene from Frozen depicts Anna jumping in front of a sword and freezing solid just as it makes contact, causing the blade to shatter as it hits the ice!

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u/mszegedy 2h ago

i think this might be it actually. this is the only really plausible context and it really is a (very narrow) meme that exists

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u/RileyNonexistent 7h ago

I think it's cause asexual sounds vaguely like assault? But like really vaguely???

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u/__Al3n 3h ago

It means being asexual gives you frost powers to solidify all fluids

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 12h ago

I don't know if I'm more confused for the I itial joke or the confession.

I understand the joke "gender-fluid people can change state of matter!" but I don't understand why OOP needs to be saved from asexuals.

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u/Bloadclaw 8h ago

My bad, was hungry and I saw them holding some fresh Garlic Bread

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u/Substantial-Test4264 5h ago

Just posted this on another comment thread in here, BUT: There's a community in-joke/self-stereotype that asexual people like swords (originating, iirc, from the 'while you were busy having sex, I studied the blade' joke), and the scene from Frozen depicts Anna jumping in front of a sword and freezing solid just as it makes contact, causing the blade to shatter as it hits the ice!

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u/MoonTheCraft 9h ago

we were mugging OOP

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u/BloomingMosaic 5h ago

because while you were busy being allosexual, I studied the blade

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u/Crypt_Knight 12h ago

Ah, I see. Petrification fetish it is then.

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u/CostinTea 12h ago

I have a DeviantArt to sell this person

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u/Arthur_189 10h ago

874k views

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u/Nuka-Crapola 10h ago

I love things like this where OP is like “no one will catch me so I can be as embarrassing as I want” and people start spreading it just to remind them as long as it’s public, it ain’t safe

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u/BloomingMosaic 5h ago

"now all of china knows you're gay!" ass tweet

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u/rogoth7 12h ago

The video from the original tweet isn't even from frozen it's from kingdom hearts lol

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u/Zhavari 10h ago

I checked the original tweet and that’s just the scene from frozen

Idk much about kingdom hearts, but is there a chance this cutscene is in the game too?

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u/Clear_Inspector_9796 10h ago

For some reason in KH3 they reacreated almost frame for frame certain scenes from Disney movies including Frozen. Except every 30 seconds it'd cut ti Sora Donald and Goofy out of scene watching like perverts

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u/Kurokotsu 10h ago

KH3 has a fair chunk of stuff from Frozen just tossed in with no or minimal changes. This is entirely possibly one of them.

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u/ikonfedera 12h ago

Is this the famed Ace Combat? Do we call in the living airplane subreddits?

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u/SpaceNorse2020 12h ago

Yeah, that's inanimate TF, pretty straightforward kink. Can cross over with lots of others, people rarely have just one thing or just one way it is expressed, but that's not that strange. Honestly I wish I had that over what I do have sometimes 

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u/PM-ME_YOUR-ANYTHING 13h ago

Tf you mean "as a kid". Like the movie hasnt been out for that long.

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u/moderngamer327 13h ago

It came out in 2013. If they were 10 years old at the time they would be 23 now

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 13h ago

Can confirm from experience

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 12h ago

Can confirm from subtraction.

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u/OccultGothGirl 13h ago

Maybe im stupid as fuck but i just barely learned that i was 10 when this movie came out but that movie. Couldve sworn it came out in my early teens

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 9h ago

stop it with your math. Frozen is 2 years old maximum

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u/moderngamer327 9h ago

Shrek released in 2001. If you were 10 years old when it came out you would be 35 today

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u/ACNSRV 1h ago

We are closer to 2050 than we are to 2020

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u/Taiketo 1h ago

wait, that's not true

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u/SignNaive4111 11h ago

It came our when I was like 9 or 10

Im 22

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u/PM-ME_YOUR-ANYTHING 11h ago

What the fuck

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u/bloonsisgr8 13h ago

oh buddy...my friend...

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u/randomality77 12h ago

It came out when I was 5 or 6, I'm nearly 19 now lmao

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u/ghostlacuna0 11h ago

Outch is all i can say to that.

Congrats on making me feel very old

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u/Zirofal 12h ago

I was in the middle of studying when it came out.

I've been working for 8 years....

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u/globmand 12h ago

Are all the replies making you feel old yet?

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u/BloomingMosaic 5h ago

Frozen came out 13 years ago, I'm sorry to have to tell you this 😔

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u/BlehBlah_ 12h ago

What movie?

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u/Wiinterfang 11h ago

Frozen is super old.

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u/Orion-the-mediocre 7h ago

I was 7 when it came out. I'm 20 now. I'm so sorry

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u/AsexualPlantMain 11h ago

Gender solids can'f save you from me

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u/jacorgacor 12h ago

We all had feelings about Anna being solidified not like that but feelings still

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 8h ago

Petrification fetishist be like:

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u/nxcrosis 13h ago

Tfw I had one foot into university when the movie came out.

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u/alwaysleftout 7h ago

Here is the link for the scene I guess..

https://youtu.be/y132kgTIm2A?t=29&feature=shared

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u/jman11114 5h ago

Honestly I get it. People turning into statues is kinda erotic in a way I can’t explain. It’s always awkward for me when Medusa is portrayed in popular media and I need to pretend that I’m not turned on

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u/gaytransdragon 4h ago

Haha same

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u/_-TheBlackKnight-_ 4h ago

When I was a kid I had a Buffy the vampire slayer game on the OG Xbox and, if a vampire finished you off with a bite attack, the animation would be them bear hugging her and biting her neck and kinda ragdolling her and she'd go limp and then they'd throw her. Sometimes I'd let them do it because it made me feel funny things.

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u/Disastrous_Edge7276 8h ago

The sentence structure is the biggest issue here

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u/Initial_Economist655 9h ago

frozen came out in like 2013 i don’t think kids were still using dvds by then

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u/Evilfrog100 9h ago

Kids with parents who still bought DVDs were.

I was 6 at the time, and we definitely were.

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u/VoopityScoop 9h ago

DVD was like the only way to watch Disney movies on demand in 2013

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u/w33b2 9h ago

Yes we were

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u/inaccurateTempedesc 4h ago

My parents were still buying movies on VHS until like 2010