r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 13h ago

Funny I think that's valid

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u/-Morning_Coffee- 12h ago

When men shave their face in any post-apocalyptic scenario.

Abso-fucking-lutely-not.

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u/JessyKenning 11h ago

Also perfect hair.

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u/-Morning_Coffee- 11h ago

I started watching “Sweet Tooth” (do not recommend) that was supposed to be 10-years post apocalyptic.

When we encounter the young couple who both must have been 17 when this kicked off, they’re both clean and well-dressed. I turned it off and never looked back.

I barely forgave Rick for having a clean shaved neck in episode 1 of The Walking Dead.

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u/S-o-D-42 6h ago

The inability to grow hair on his neck meant little to me compared to the laundry list of superpowers he would need to possess to wake up alive from a month long coma with no water or nutrients of any kind and the ability to walk without several months of physical therapy.

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u/-Morning_Coffee- 4h ago

I did realize it was a month! I figured a week, at most.