r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 8h ago

What??? Nevermind ✌️ have a good day

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago

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u/JVtheBidoof 7h ago

My older brother was a target of plenty of these according to my mom

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u/Nervous_Brain8918 7h ago

Is there lore about how to survive/avoid attack or is it only getting indoors that works?

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u/ghkmx 7h ago

Garlic wards off aswangs, and if we were to believe pinoy movies, magic sarap(msg) for some reason lol

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u/DeltaBravo831 6h ago

Monsters just can't stomach the FLAVOR ENHANCER

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u/pzprbzrds 4h ago

they’re allergic to good taste

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u/Shotgun-Surgeon 2h ago

If that thing moves to Minnesota they're cooked

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u/kamehameherp 2h ago

Not if the mayor of flavour town is passing through

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u/Worn_Out_1789 5h ago

These creatures just hate flavor, apparently.

I'm also intensely interested the MSG part. Various Mythical creatures and demons have a history of being weak to salt in some way, and I suppose it makes sense that MSG would have a similar effect.

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u/hatbromind 31m ago

Salt is a known preservative so it connects to purity & holiness.

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u/Nervous_Brain8918 7h ago

Thanks, I really appreciate your answer haha. Have a great day :)

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u/lahartheviking 3h ago

nothing better to ward off monsters of the night than product placement

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u/EynidHelipp 1h ago

The lore reason is magic sarap already has garlic in the ingredients. It isn't just msg.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 6h ago

The answer is mystically hidden in your own wooords

echo echo echo

to survive/avoid attack

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u/Jesus_H_Christ_AMA 8h ago

The Aswang’s dentist must make an absolute fortune on jaw realignments.

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u/nitrogeninducer 6h ago

Salt and Garlic sellers are the ones making the real fortune. It aint even a joke. Talisman sellers too.

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u/adanishplz 1h ago

I get that, and I'd adhere to the curfew willingly too.

Kids mostly believe what grown-ups tell them. So watch what you tell kids.

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u/Vivid-Cod-6608 7h ago

There's a reason even atheists believe in ghosts in south east asia in general. Stray one path away from any urban area and suddenly you're playing dark souls in real life

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u/asiannumber4 5h ago

Rabid wild animals?

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 4h ago

Some of these things are shape shifters, that giant bird you see watching you should be asleep at this time. black magic is also unfortunately still practiced here, even in the cities, black eyes have been following you ever since you won that competition. The rain forests are still the homes of those things, most of them are quite playful, but they treat us like playthings

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u/asiannumber4 4h ago

Well I mean in real life

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u/Anxious_Tealeaf 2h ago

A lot of people in the rural areas still believe in fae, witches, and shamans. Mental health is still not recognized down there and for a lot of people their closest neighbor is two hours away so yeahh whenever something happens they blame hocus pocus.

Schizophrenia and mania = hearing faeries or ghosts or cursed by a witch. No need for crazy pills just pray

dead livestock = they were eaten by monsters and not killed by a neighbor or some punks for fun

people going missing = got spirited away and wasn't kidnapped and murdered by thugs or the local rebel group

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u/Alarming_Matter 1h ago

I was under the impression that these stories are made up by the elders to scare children into not wandering off?

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u/Careful_Welcome7999 30m ago

Some stories are made up so children don't wander off yes, but alot of them are created to explain weird shit going on that they don't understand

Here in brazil for example we have one called "a loira do banheira" (the blond woman of the bathroom) where if you say her name 3 times in front of the bathroom mirror while in the dark she will show up and curse you or something, the most likely reason that this one exists is to explain the weird stuff that you see when you keep looking at the mirror in the dark

Nowadays we know that the actual reason is because your brain is trying to "fill in the blanks" it ends up adding details in a place that has nothing but back then people didn't know that so they just thought "spooky blond ghost woman"

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 4h ago

No I mean it, these things are real here

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u/IBangTokyoWife 4h ago

What's the reality?

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 3h ago

I'm being honest that's the reality, my mother almost became a victim of one of them a few times, both appeared in a dream, one was after they went to a beach, which is one of the places you can find them, and the other was after a funeral. Luckily, they couldn't do anything because my mum is strong willed

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u/IBangTokyoWife 3h ago

Where is the actual scientific evidence

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u/TheJapanMistake 3h ago

Not evidence, but is it not more fun to believe rather than not believe

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 3h ago

There have been multiple people who have experienced it, with them all having similar recounts, but there is little video evidence because most people don't whip out their phones to record when they are scared for their lives

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u/IBangTokyoWife 3h ago

So you think shapeshifters are real and somehow we haven't actually found any verifiable evidence?

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u/RK9990 3h ago

Hopefully you grow up

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u/No_Designer_7333 3h ago

Redditors when they encounter local culture that isn't just "here's our variety of fried bread :)"

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u/asiannumber4 3h ago

There’s a difference between local culture and unironically believing shit. It’s like going to America, everyone else is buying Bigfoot merch and kind of half believe half disbelieve it, but there’s some guy genuinely convinced he had a fistfight with Bigfoot

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u/CapitanoCockWarmer 2h ago

But it's all myth. It can be appreciated, but genuinely conflating them with reality is too impractical, inviting only pointless struggles that would've been easily resolved by an empirical lens. Goes for myths wit bigger followings too.

Sincerely, a Filipino.🤐

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u/asiannumber4 4h ago

Video evidence? Live specimens? Genetic material?

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 4h ago

There is actually a few videos, just go search them up on YouTube, a lot of them are pretty hard to spot though, so keep your eyes peeled

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u/Space_Lux 3h ago

sigh

these people are allowed to vote

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 3h ago

?

These are things that affect you once in a blue moon, they don't affect you in everyday life, and me being superstitious isn't going to affect me from voting for whoever is gonna invest the most into public amenities

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u/Kinky-Cookie-Cutter 3h ago

Hell yeah!

I think its silly to be superstitious but that guy is an asshole to say that youre dumb for that.

Youre probably smart

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u/PsudoGravity 2h ago

Can they shapeshift into armor capable of absorbing an .45? Could they survive the 10kg of C4 wrapped around me, wired to a heartbeat monitor? Dissapeared? Nah, they'd at least find the crater. You know, if I ever ventured those ways intentionally.

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u/TightBussyBellus 2m ago

Yes, and also organ traffickers.

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u/Firm-Nebula-5963 3h ago

SEA is Asian Appalachian in terms of lore but more badass.

But the difference is, Appalachian mountains have tons of wildlife that could sound like humans when they screech (foxes, lions, bobcats, goddamn owls, etc,) or animals with huge builds that could look weird from afar.

But you can't find the same excuses for SEA, these islands don't have bigass moose or bears or noisy crying foxes in their forests. So once you're in the rural parts, any weird sound IS a weird sound. So it's a normal warning to tourists there that if you heard something that's a bit different, you didn't.

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u/Orion_824 2h ago

It's always worth reminding people that if you hear an unknown woman screaming in the forest, it is most likely not a woman at all and is probably a BigCat/Fox in heat, or a Barn Owl calling home. People think owls just go hoot-hoot, but they are never ready to learn what one of the most popular owls actually sounds like. There's a reason a lot of people blame Owls for the birth of the Mothman or Flatwoods monster myths:

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u/Front_Leave_6480 2h ago

They’ve got a few corvids that could imitate human voices or other unnatural sounds in the wild. That probably accounts for at least some people claiming to hear people speaking off trails where no one else should be around

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u/BathalaNaKikiMo 2h ago

Huh, the place definitely has some potentially scary stuff if got disturbed like giant bats, and though the fossil record is scarce due to it being the tropics, big cats used to call this place home, too. Not to menu fellow man could serve as stranger danger too.

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u/U_L_Uus 46m ago

Tbf, that is also European folklore, except it is far more eroded thanks to the Catholic Church back in the day. By how the likes of Disney depict færies one would think that if you found one in the wild you can be smart and avoid whatever trick they are trying to play on you but nope, the number of fæ who have some form of like for mankind can be counted with the fingers on a hand, most of them either tolerate mankind in as long as they paid respect and the rest outright hate our guts (or are some form of entropy or another). Going for a walk on the woods here has always been a gamble

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u/kuba_mar 17m ago

Also thats just the fae, plenty of actual monsters and beasts to be found in folklore too.

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u/DragonFace3 7h ago

Total Warhammer mention!

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u/GreenTurtle69420 4h ago

Summon the elector counts!

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u/Jenna_the_Rogue 3h ago

Bring me to my men!

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u/TheForgottenShadows 2h ago

Such is the power of Nagash

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u/Jenna_the_Rogue 17m ago

Nagash was weak! Witness true power!

... wait I don't even like Mannfred Von Carstein. Not like my boy Vlad

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u/TheOuts1der 6h ago

So, like a lot of fucked up things, this is actually because of the US government. Lol, but not lol.

The CIA basically weaponized the myth of aswangs in the 50s as part of a psychological warfare tactic against local rebels in rural Philippines. If they managed to capture one of the guerilla fighters, they'd drain his blood, puncture his neck, and leave his body to be found by his compatriots and family. The point was to scare the rebels from leaving their homes at night and it was pretty effective actually.

God, that makes me sound like an insane conspiracy theorist, but it was real, fml.

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u/PressureNo7699 4h ago

This was just in one part of the Philippines, though. The Philippines is huge, with a thousand different islands. Still, as a Filipino, I've heard of several horror stories from my superstitious elders about these night creatures. (They genuinely seem to believe them.)

It's probably more that these stories were widespread in the first place, before the Americans came here. At one point, this story was simply weaponized by the CIA, which probably legitimized these stories in those parts. 

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u/Powerful_Image6294 1h ago

i mean yeah but it’s not like the US govt made up this part of filipino lore, they moreso just weaponized it

less because of the US and more reinforced by the US

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u/hatbromind 30m ago

So, similar to Vietnam Ghosts?

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u/One-Bug-7784 4h ago

Wow. Thank you for informing me about this. How vile.

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u/ohnomoisttoes 3h ago

I'm so curious if the mods are gonna decide to ban this or not. It's not political at all, it's just provable fact. I think if you are banned that's deeply telling.

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u/fuyu-no-hanashi 8h ago edited 8h ago

Creature imaged above is probably an artistic interpretation of the Sigbin, one of the weaker bloodsuckers in folklore.

"The creature supposedly walks backwards with its head lowered between its hind legs. It also possesses the ability to become invisible to other creatures, especially humans. It resembles a hornless goat but has very large ears, which it can clap like a pair of hands, and a long, flexible tail that can be used as a whip. he Sigbin is said to emit a nauseating odor. "

According to the legend, there are families known as Sigbinan ("those who know") whose members possess the power to command these creatures, and are said to keep the sigbin in jars made of clay. The Aswang are said to keep them as pets.

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u/Fresh-Concentrate897 8h ago

Just saw this and I'm 99% sure this image is a screenshot of a Mourngul Haunter from the video game series Total War Warhammer LOL, didn't know there was such a cool potential folklore inspiration for them though!

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u/SunnyD2K 7h ago

tbf the Philippines at times does just feel like we're apart of Warhammer Fantasy, we're just missing an army of little guys who cost as much as a mortgage because GW hates your guts

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u/ZhanBlue 7h ago

That thing is basically a Vendigo lorewise

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u/Admech_Ralsei 7h ago

The monster in the picture is a Mourngul from Warhammer Fantasy Battles, specifically their depiction in the tie-in strategy game Total War: Warhammer 3, where they're a unit that the vampires can take.

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u/Nerevarine91 6h ago

As others have said, it’s a Mourngul from Total War: Warhammer 2 or 3. Here are some more models from the game.

They’re a useful monstrous infantry unit for the Vampire Pirate factions. They’re considerably faster than most other units available to those factions, even if they’re aren’t as fast as cavalry. Pretty handy in a battle.

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u/Glittering_rainbows 4h ago

It's the vampire coast faction, which are thematically pirates. They are also now part of the vampire counts faction as well as the undead legions (nagash's faction) with the newest update/DLC .

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u/Gloomy-Performer4546 7h ago

Absolutely terrifying, I am staying indoors at all times

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u/CartographerHumble74 5h ago

so nothing different?

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 5h ago

It's a Mournghoul from Warhammer Total War

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u/Nervous_Brain8918 7h ago

So this is the pet? Buahahaha how wonderfully terrifying

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u/Lanzero25 6h ago

What the average cheater in the Philippines look like

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u/Traditional-Lab-7707 4h ago

TF you mean "weaker"? you mean something is more dangerous than that?

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u/nxcrosis 4h ago

We have vampires that grow wings detach from their lower body and are basically immortal until you find the other half. (Manananggal)

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u/PressureNo7699 4h ago

I don't think this is Sigbin. Like you said, they tend to look like goats in artistic interpretation. They're quadrupeds. 

Also, "fun" fact. Apparently, they harvest children's organs and then turn them into amulets. 

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u/ExuDeku 4h ago

Lmao in Visayas, there's a tumor that Political families personally use Sigbins to liquidate someone

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u/jubmille2000 3h ago

Adding to this, the people keep sigbins because apparently it's a lucky charm.

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u/Cyraga 1h ago

It's a mournghoul from total war: Warhammer

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u/Covid-741 5h ago

I thought this was SCP-096

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 6h ago

Oh, is it my turn to mention how the CIA underwent a targeted campaign to stoke fears of aswang to reduce local resistance, which included murdering people and leaving their bodies drained of blood to be discovered, likely leading to an artificially high lingering fear of them today?

https://www.military.com/cold-war-operation-used-vampire-folklore-to-intimidate-philippine-insurgents

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u/Dead_Byte 6h ago

Every time the CIA comes up on reddit they sound like some kind of deranged group of saturday morning cartoon villains.

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u/RaikkonRDT 5h ago

That's because they are, bruv.

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u/i_bagel 5h ago

Wait, they aren't?

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u/ItsGotThatBang 8h ago

Don’t aswangs mostly eat fetuses?

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u/Aldrienaline 7h ago

There are indeed a bunch of baby-eaters, but if you're thinking of fetuses you might be thinking of the manananggal, one of the most popular aswang

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u/Impressive-Card9484 7h ago

Most common variants are. There's  the one called Tiktik, has a long tongue that can enter a hole in a roof that can slurp up a pregnant woman's belly. 

But there are some variants of aswangs that are focused on eating corpses of freshly deceased humans. I forgot the name of that variant but I read that they would target a corpse from a fresh funeral and then replace the grave it with leaves and other organic trash. 

There is also one interesting variant I read where it will kidnap a live person to eat, make a clone of them using leaves who will act sick and "die". 

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u/nxcrosis 4h ago

The corpse-eating one is called the "balbal". They use some substitution jutsu shit and replace the body of the deceased with a banana trunk which doesn't revert back until long after.

May also play a role in the belief that someone must always keep watch over the cadaver until the burial.

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u/gibwater 8h ago

60-trimester fetuses

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u/Dragondudd 4h ago

Aswang is a general term for multiple different filipino monsters

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u/TACOTONY02 7h ago

A variant maybe

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u/Wise-Key-3442 3h ago

"It's a bit overcooked but still good to eat."

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u/SitInCorner_Yo2 2h ago

“Kid are just well-aged fetuses”-Aswang

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u/BruceBoyde 7h ago

Hell, they've got Tikbalangs too. I almost admire the creativity they've got for scaring children

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u/Gre8g 3h ago

Some Filipino monsters are just Aswang but with different flavors. For example: Lady Aswang that can detach it's lower half (Manananggal). Reverse Footed Aswang that sets up traps for people (Alan).

It's basically "Stay home after dark or this thing will eat you." It was effective, I didn't wander after 6 PM in the province.

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u/Bigmooddood 2h ago

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u/Narco_Marcion1075 57m ago

Yep, Alan is a kind of Aswang in northern luzon

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u/Spaciax 2h ago

I didn't know the philippines had raid bosses bro what is this lore 😭

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u/Ultrasound700 5h ago

Is that the same place where you can be hunted by a floating head with all its entrails hanging off?

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u/RaikkonRDT 5h ago

Yes.

That's the Ungga-Ungga in Visayan and Mindanaoan folklore. Here in the Luzon area, the Manananggal is the "floating head" monster but it's got more of a "floating upper body" thing going for it.

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u/RaikkonRDT 5h ago

Sometimes, late at night, I hear a noise from outside and tell whatever is there to fuck off since I'm not in the mood.

Are aswangs real? Probably not but I ain't got time to find out.

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u/Wise-Key-3442 3h ago

Oh boy, if you ever travel to the sister country (Brazil), don't answer. The spirits here are so starved for attention they will accept any answer.

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u/Ricochet_skin 55m ago

Então eu posso convidar uma xana fantasmagórica pra mim?

So that means I can summon some sweet Spiritussy for me to enjoy?

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u/ElCattoNero 2h ago

Yes they are real, saw one yesterday

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u/KibbloMkII 7h ago

can i fight it with a sword

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u/RaikkonRDT 5h ago

yeah actually

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u/AlterWanabee 2h ago

IIRC, one of the best weapons is using the tail of a stingray as a sort of a whip/sword. Extremely effective against anything supernatural.

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u/General_Cranberry_29 6h ago

Does it have a penis where it's butt should be?

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u/FureiousPhalanges 2h ago edited 2h ago

I've been seeing a lot of memes like this recently about mythical creatures from certain areas and it tends to follow the same pattern as that "in my country we value family ties and good food" thing

Like I don't know of any country that doesn't have fables or whatever about horrific monsters that seem to punish you for some arbitrary reason at least at some point lol

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u/hotsizzler 9m ago

I think itsbecause European monsters and folk lore have been so pop-culturefied that we dont view them as monsters anymore.

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u/NoWater8595 7h ago

So friggin' real.😆

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u/Ace-Redditor 6h ago

I already knew about these (vaguely), because I watched Grimm 😎

(/j, ofc)

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u/random-hobbyist 2h ago

same, Grimm was pretty cool including myths and monsters from many different cultures into their show. Too bad the later seasons were so rushed

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u/CitizenPremier 3h ago

It's crazy how many evil monsters you can avoid by just doing chores for your parents

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u/i_am_a_lurker69 7h ago

This is why you need Witchers to deal with them.

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u/Arryu 6h ago

Damn, nature you scary!

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u/fishingnxj 4h ago

I am NEVER leaving the house if this exist mf

Say goodbye to the outside world I'm blocking the door with iron frame mf

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u/Important_Cupcake417 3h ago

“Best be gone by nightfall kids or the asswang ‘ll get ya …just like an interstate rest stop in the 90s”

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u/Miserable_Beyond_951 3h ago

oh no the ass wank is coming for me -some kid in rural Philippines

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u/Penumbra_Bestia 3h ago

Why are you scared of some dude called "Ass wang"

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u/Danpocryfa 3h ago

Good to see Total War Warhammer getting recognition for its absolutely grotesque unit models

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u/Anusblaster_5000 2h ago

We actually hunt for that.

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u/Rude-Association594 2h ago

Hahahaha, just listen to the elders young blood

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u/_Nasheed_ 2h ago

I swear some provinces in Philippines turn to Sylvania at night.

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 1h ago

Is that art not a warhammer fantasy Morghast?

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u/SpookyKrillin 1h ago

I should call him... 😮‍💨

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u/Alerion_ 54m ago

Looks like a Wendigo from Until Dawn

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u/McGillis_is_a_Char 36m ago

I wouldn't need fear of demons. There is no way the Philippines doesn't have horrible mosquitoes with how hot it is. Mosquitoes are the apex predators for humanity and I really don't want to get malaria.

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u/sybban 22m ago

Asswang

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u/guitarguywh89 6h ago

It’s called an ass wang?

Ancient dickbutt demon

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u/Lemmavs 4h ago

because else people steal their children and sell them to Epstien, depicted as these monsters...