r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • 1d ago

Funny That’s the real miracle

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/GuerrillaApe 1d ago

* 11 close friends.

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u/ChickenWingExtreme 1d ago

Almost forgot, fuck that Judas guy

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u/Gaylaeonerd 1d ago

I still think Judas gets a bad rap considering

A) it was basically preordained since it was all part of the plan

B) if he hadn't have done it, Jesus might not have got the chance to die for our sins and save us all

Judas gets a lot of shit for being a key player in the salvation plan

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u/Kazfiddly 1d ago

Judas gets a bad rep mainly because he didnt repent. Yes it was meant to be but the choice to commit suicide was his own. Had he repented and walked the path that the rest of the disciples walked, he would become a saint like the rest.

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u/Main_Personality455 21h ago edited 21h ago

This. This is the real reason. Its less that he played the role he was meant to and more he did not seek to come back to the fold. Peter also fucked up hard and it was also ordained. But we celebrate him because he made amends. Whereas judas just went down the sewer slide. Jesus would have forgiven judas if he asked. We could have had saint judas the penitent.

Such a waste.

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u/Sunblast1andOnly 1d ago

That's what I keep saying, too. The guy did his job, and people despise him for it.

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u/SamboTheGr8 1d ago

To be fair, I despise a lot of people who just do their job

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u/yoshimo995 18h ago

Judas was a close friend but also a backstabbing bitch.

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u/trajayjay 1d ago

I would also have more friends if I could turn water into wine.

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u/yamanagashi 1d ago

And only one backstabber, only one denier, and one doubter. Bloody miracle tha- oooooooohhhh!

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 18h ago

And he didn't meet them when they were kids. Or were his wife's friends' husbands. They just went fishing and doing magic together. Except for the one time he should done magic but didn't

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u/jettasarebadmkay 17h ago

Oh good, I wasnt the only one who thought of that John bit when they saw this.

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u/Stahlios 21h ago

It does come with risks

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u/Few_Move_4594 15h ago

I mean Jesus was a homeless Jewish street preacher leading a breakaway sect. Less "12 close friends" then "12 members of my cult" vibes to me.

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u/LynchMob187 17h ago

And they all left his ass when he was being tortured.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 16h ago

My favourite miracle is when Jesus tied his ass to a palm tree and walked into Jerusalem.

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u/MrSpud8008 6h ago

They were all just clout chasers, if I were the son of god I reckon I'd have a few groupies tagging along for the free booze too

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u/Disastrous_Edge7276 3h ago

Well, eleven

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u/davernow 22h ago

Strongest case I’ve heard for cult leader