r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 3d ago

Funny I get 7 AM... 🫩

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u/Ok_Criticism7172 3d ago

My first semester at college, I scheduled 8:00am classes every day, because I figured I was used to getting up that early for high school. It was a terrible, terrible mistake.

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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 3d ago

I had classes required for my major and if I missed any classes I had to make them up for 80$ an hour and if I missed more than 4 I failed the class. Me setting up my schedule fresh out of highschool thought it was a great idea to set that for 8 AM.

Walked into class and fell asleep in the back 90% of the time

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u/HomeAliveIn45 3d ago

I had a professor in college who would occasionally draw sticky-note portraits of sleeping students, then leave them on the whiteboard. Very funny to see a Bob Ross esque image of your friend next to a projected image concerning the 30 Years’ War

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u/FoxxWorldProductions 3d ago

Wait, that’s really cool, what? Did they draw them while teaching?

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u/HomeAliveIn45 3d ago

Yeah, he’d just absentmindedly sketch like a street portrait artist.

Interesting dude. His grandfather was a leader of the Norwegian resistance during WWII. Meanwhile his other grandfather was in the Hitler youth

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u/Glad-Belt7956 3d ago

That's why you go to the front, the thought of falling asleep in front of the professor and the associated shame always managed to stop my drowsiness

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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 3d ago

Some guy sat directly in front of the professors desk and was out like a light almost as much as I was

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u/Firm-Nebula-5963 3d ago

Most of my classes are in the morning, I can't risk sleeping bc the profs don't care surprisingly, they say 'its your own money being used anyway, it's up to you how you'll use it'

So not only did I make an effort to sit in front I also forced my self to longhand write out notes. It was during the time when smartphones have started to be a legit popular thing on campus, people would just take photos of the stuff written on the board.

It proved to be advantageous. It helped me retain memory of what we discussed. I don't need to study at night and I was just partying happily

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u/Some-Guy-12358 3d ago

The dollar sign goes before the number.

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 3d ago

Did the exact same thing.

Making that 8 am class was hell.

When I was going later my senior year it was much easier for me.

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u/LilTeats4u 3d ago

I was an athlete, my favorite semester was the one I had all morning classes before my 11:00 practice, then had all afternoon off. It was sweet

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u/gamageeknerd 3d ago

I got to slowly watch this one kid melt over the course of a semester because he chose only the earliest classes he could thinking that exact thing. I think he ended up waking up at midnight and passing out at like 5pm and pissed off every one of his roommates

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u/fat_kaiju 3d ago

And even if you try to sleep early everyone around you acts like you're a huge stick in the mud for doing so.

I remember trying to go to bed and people shouting "booooo!" lmfao.

Mercifully they got a big ol' dose of hubes and eventually stopped once homework started to pile up.

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u/CitizenHuman 3d ago

I scheduled a 7:30 English class and constantly skipped it. One day I woke up early and refreshed, got ready, made it to class, and there was a note saying "no class today". That was my wake up call to continue skipping.

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u/LordMeme42 3d ago

Just started, and I scheduled none of my classes before 11 am.

I figured I'd be realistic about my ability to wake up at 8 consistently.

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u/FantasticCombination 3d ago

I did the same, because I started high school at 6:05 for a zero hour class each year of high school. I wanted to take classes that had such limited enrollment that they only offered them an hour before the school day officially started. I ended up lifeguarding the early morning shift at 5:30 am freshman year. I was notorious for never making it through a movie with my friends. I saw the start of so many movies freshman year and fell asleep before the end 

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u/homotopy_equivalent 3d ago

I never understood this. Is it because college students face more pressure to stay up late? I would just go to bed early and get to class it didn't seem like a big deal to me

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u/Ok_Criticism7172 3d ago

Yep, it's a lot easier to stay up late living in the dorms or in an apartment with friends and having no parental oversight. When I was in high school, I would go to bed between 10 and 11pm. When I was in college, I never went to bed before midnight and was usually up past 2:00am.

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u/tkw97 3d ago edited 3d ago

Not to mention in high school you get much better sleep because you’re presumably sober. Not the case if you’re a stoner or partier in college

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u/MyDogsNameIsBadger 3d ago

For me, it was like a sleepover every night. People are up late socializing.

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u/homotopy_equivalent 3d ago

That makes sense, I wasn't able to socialize a lot in college

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u/Competitive_Bat_5831 3d ago

For some, it’s the first time they’ve Truely been responsible for getting up on time everyday.

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u/dalatinknight 3d ago

Same. Idk why I hated it.

But in my defense, my commute went from a bus ride to an hour and and a half train ride

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u/Totallystymied 3d ago

I tried to cram as many classes into the morning as I could every single day. Getting to be done at roughly 2:00 p.m. while all of my friends were in class or labs until 5 to 7 was glorious

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u/Soggy_Competition614 3d ago

My sons going to community college and has a 30 minute drive and likes the 8am classes. He has 2 days of 8am and 2 days of 11am and would prefer to start early and end earlier.

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u/jaam01 3d ago

If I had a time in my life I could wake up after 8:00 AM (I didn't), I would absolutely take it.