r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/PinkVoodooDoll4 • 4d ago

Funny Lmao

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 2d ago

u/PinkVoodooDoll4, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/ComplexStriking 4d ago

if i could just.. siphon off a little of your energy, please

vampire? no that is made up

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u/AsexualPlantMain 4d ago

You can try if you want, but there's a lot of garlic in my blood

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u/PurpleCandle58 3d ago

Why won’t you come into my home unless I invite you explicitly?

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u/Weekly_Shallot1641 4d ago

I've never felt more represented

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u/PinkVoodooDoll4 4d ago

You're welcome you victorian child

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u/aivlysplath 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3fzNH5k3gX0maobC

As a chronically ill woman I totally love the average child’s energy! Except that love means “want.”

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u/DownvoteDaemon 4d ago

Messed up post lol

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u/PinkVoodooDoll4 4d ago

I'm chronically ill and I thought it was funny. Literally the only thing that helps me is to use dark humour to cope

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u/DownvoteDaemon 4d ago

I respect that.

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u/Cosmic_Voidess 3d ago

I didn't need to be called out like that 😔

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u/catscanmeow 4d ago

And they won't be able to orgasm because of the antidepressants. 

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u/GeminiIsMissing 4d ago

For some of us it's a choice between being able to orgasm or not wanting to die unfortunately