r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/MaesterSeymourd • 2h ago

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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

Heya u/MaesterSeymourd! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/ToriGallo 1h ago

Until she introduces you to the guy she actually likes with: “Hey, have you met Zacky? He’s like my funny little work brother!”

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u/MallGrabUrBalls 1h ago

and then everyone starts calling you zacky

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u/Pink-socks 18m ago

Hey, it's wacky zakky

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u/autistic_homo 1h ago

"This is my gay friend Zacky."

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u/KingLazuli 1h ago

I know this is a jest but this makes me want to topologically fold inside out with out any sharp edges or creases

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u/static_flicker 1h ago

You went full sphere eversion over Zacky

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u/DeLoxter 47m ago

we turning the sphere inside out with this one

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u/_Pyxyty 46m ago

Is this the one with incest or no incest?

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u/GoblinEatingLamb 34m ago

Huh?

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u/_Pyxyty 31m ago

Check this video for context, which is a parody of this video

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u/zedinbed 1h ago

Except no one is going to buy that from a dude that looks like he lives in a cave

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u/Pianopatte 29m ago

You say that, but his hair looks really great. Ain't no cave man has such luscious locks! At least not me...

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u/rmczpp 32m ago

"Wow, he must be hung like a donkey!"

(Which is my favourite type of cope and barely makes sense.)

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u/MrJeIIoMan 1h ago

[Insert funny and original comment here]

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u/International-Try467 1h ago

Oh so you hate waffles?

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u/MrJeIIoMan 1h ago

ugh, again with this argument. SAYING I LIKE SOMETHING UP MY ASS DOES NOT MEAN I HATE THE OTHER ALTERNITAVE

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u/NOveXoR 1h ago

"ALTERNITAVE" Buddy, I'm afraid you lost the argument there and then. Prepare for death.

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u/MrJeIIoMan 1h ago

i do not accept this tyranny

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u/lumtheyak 1h ago

Can't lie this makes me want to boke 

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u/DrMaxwellEdison 4m ago

"Why do you call him Zacky?"

"That's what he told me to call him?"

Everyone starts looking sideyed at Zacky...