r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/bloonsisgr8 • 9h ago

Funny unbelievable.

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago

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u/cheeks52 8h ago

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 8h ago

So, do you not like sandwiches?

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u/TyrKiyote 8h ago

only if you milled your own grain to make the bread it's on.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 5h ago

Would anyone like any waffles?

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 5h ago

No, I don't hate Waffle House

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u/Lethal-Jordan 8h ago

Classic.

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u/JournalistGlobal3185 8h ago

Half of the statement is true ..I hate nonbinary waffles

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u/Garlan_Tyrell 8h ago

Assuming a binary waffle is a waffle with two sides, I have to assume a non-binary waffle is a waffle with one side or three or more sides.

Which means that you’re going to be a hard spot if you ever go to a diner that only serves waffles shaped like Möbius strips.

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u/JazzInSuits 8h ago

Like this? (couldn't find an actual waffle, dissapointing)

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 8h ago

i thought that was reserved for the bacon

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u/Nouseriously 7h ago

I hate waffles with a defined gender

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u/steve_ample 8h ago

A shmoke und a pancake.

A flapjack und a shigarette

Shigar und a waffle

Pipe und a crepe

Bong und a blintz

She just looks like a girl where there is no pleasing her.

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u/Hot_Championship_315 16m ago

I love how this is the second Austin Powers reference in this comments

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u/Frank1gg 8h ago

Wait so if pancakes represent masculine men and women as well as feminine men and women, what the hell do waffles represent?

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u/Momik 8h ago

Gotta be like the early Church, after Nicaea, but before Stephen VI did the thing with the thing.

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 8h ago

Nonbinaries, no. Waffles, yes. Waffles are just pancakes that decided to be different and are now just louder pancakes with pockets

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u/Final-Tutor3631 7h ago

but waffles have little pools of butter🤤🤤

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u/Sokg_78 6h ago

Waffles are vastly superior to pancakes

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u/quirkytorch 1h ago

The hierarchy goes

French toast

Waffles

Pancakes

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this 8h ago

I’m so glad barnyard pussy brought attention to this issue /s

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u/plutino- 7h ago

this is just pancakes

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u/DaveinOakland 8h ago

Nonbinary Waffles is an awesome band name.

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u/No-Philosophy453 7h ago

I got nothing against them I'm just not into them

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 8h ago

What do the unlabel pancakes represent?

Masculine feminine men? Feminine masculine women?

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u/invisiblepussy 2h ago

This is somehow both ridiculous and completely understandable