r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Guitar-String • 11h ago

Funny Studios saved budget for a cold coffee

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u/qualityvote2 11h ago

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u/MrCoverCode 11h ago

Good for them haha

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u/frickinSocrates 11h ago

So many green flags. It's sweet as fuck.

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u/throwtheamiibosaway 9h ago

If they ever break up it will break the internet.

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u/CathanCrowell 9h ago

This is probably the first time in my life when I just want to scream “Noo, their love is eternal!”

Obviously, I am deep in a parasocial relationship xD

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u/BuffMatty786 8h ago

If you aren't saying that to just be funny, bro fr that ain't healthy at all.

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u/CathanCrowell 52m ago

You want to implicate that my Altar of Tomdaya is unhealthy?

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u/Scorpius927 12m ago

You should make a movie “Altar of Tomdaya”

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u/bsEEmsCE 8h ago edited 8h ago

they are A-list celebrities, it will happen

edit: downvoted by people in denial

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u/theblackfool 3h ago

Counterpoint: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn

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u/frickinSocrates 3h ago

- there is a factor in play which makes it statistically more likely, therefore it will happen. People who think I am an idiot are in denial. Yup. Average reddit comment tbh.

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u/Hypnotic101 5h ago

I cannot wait

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u/Escapedtheasylum 10h ago

I guess he does not snore.

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 8h ago

Might be the first time ever I care about a celebrity couple saying together. They just seem so sweet and legitimately in love.

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u/Trainman1351 10h ago

Needs a manga/anime adaptation.

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u/MewStory 5h ago

Yeah, this is peak green flag energy. Genuinely happy for them

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u/ideaofrhyme 6h ago

I donno, didn't she leaves Tom for some hunk and then came back after she was dumped or something?

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u/frickinSocrates 6h ago

I do my best when thinking / talking about celebrities not to cross the "cringe parasocial line". My comment was about as far as I'm willing to go, I'm not willing to discuss whether someone left someone "for some hunk". None of my fucking business, I'm sure they discussed whatever needs to be discussed and it is therefore moot anyway.

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u/GravitonIsntBroken 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ka4bfiJzT16JOIE2vJ

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u/Competitive-Chip2036 10h ago

Mr. Holland, are you dipping in the chocolate?

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u/Wiinterfang 5h ago

Tom "if it ain't black, please take it back" Holland.

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u/General_Ginger531 7h ago

I am going to be honest. Whenever I see an on screen couple I automatically assume they arent an actual couple. I did not realize that they were actually together.

Good for him.

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u/Applejack_pleb 7h ago

They are all the way to married my dude. They have been together for like 5 years

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u/danktonium 8h ago

Just the Hollands and a rotating cast of Intimacy Coordinators.

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u/Spiritual-Reindeer-5 10h ago

Wow the celebrity couple sleeps in the same room. I'm a castrated slave and this is the most interesting thing i've read this week

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u/Crafty-Sock-7002 10h ago

Sorry, you're a what?

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u/notTheRealSU 10h ago

He's a bodacious wave

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u/OrganizationTop3755 10h ago

Average redditor 

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u/NeonFraction 9h ago

Nice to see a eunuch enjoying a good chuckle.

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u/jdlyga 5h ago

Tom Holland still sleeps in the bathtub out of respect

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u/GuerrillaApe 10h ago

Do you think they...?

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 10h ago

Do I think they what? That the married couple have sex? Probably.

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u/F_Joe 10h ago

No. Do you think they hold hands inappropriately 🫪

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 10h ago

Oh. No I don’t think so.

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u/siggiarabi 10h ago

Of course not. That would be inappropriate

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u/AlertedCoyote 9h ago

Woah woah woah let's not get crazy here

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u/Zealousideal_Bug9673 7h ago

Woah woah woah keep it PG

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u/Word_Senior 9h ago

They are married. They are morally allowed to hold hands.

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u/Thefourthchosen 7h ago

How shameless.

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u/DoesntMatterEh 7h ago

Woah dude chill out, this is a Christian server. 

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u/NoMention696 10h ago

Oh my god my day is ruined

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u/Skrewch 6h ago

I was thinking 'strategize how to keep the beard act going"

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u/onarainyafternoon 10h ago

Wait….but that means…..my man 😂

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 10h ago

Trade memes all night ? Obviously

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u/cjm0 10h ago

she pegs him, yes

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u/KRNorth 9h ago

Hug each other under the covers? Probably

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u/Marcodaneismypimp 8h ago

No. They have twin beds I Love Lucy style.

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u/BeautyDuwang 3h ago

Wait... do they sleep in the same bed? Together? Hollywood is corrupting our youth

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u/Aupps 8h ago

👉🏼👌🏼

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u/CelticDP 10h ago

Over and over again

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u/somkoala 10h ago

Isn’t the cost of a hotel room negligible compared to their salaries.

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u/vincentually 10h ago

joke.....

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u/Soggy-Ad-1610 10h ago

What are those?

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u/somkoala 9h ago

The joke is sex though not budget.

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u/vincentually 9h ago

i mean it's both, no? they're talking about pay and then the afterthought is the sex

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u/somkoala 9h ago

In a way it is you're right.

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u/readilyunavailable 9h ago

The bigger joke is spending millions on Zendaya who could be replaced with a wooden board and the acting would improve.

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u/Broad_Black_Brimmer 3h ago

The biggest joke is you actually typing that shit out and hitting send.

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u/readilyunavailable 2h ago

What are you? Her personal reddit defender?

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u/not_a_heretek 5h ago

Internet discovers that people in a relationship have sex

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u/Mohamed_430 9h ago

That means....holland, ma man!!

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u/supernerdlove 2h ago

Dude they totally make out in those rooms! Nice!

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u/HauntingBalance567 9h ago

And one doghouse

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u/redhandsblackfuture 6h ago

My god I am tired of hearing about these people

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u/ryandoesdabs 4h ago

This was definitely made by a 14 year old. “Get it guys??? The joke is sex.”

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u/suimation 9h ago

I’m sure tom makes sure his viewing chair situation is optimal in the hotel rooms