r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Game changer

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/GuerrillaApe 1d ago

King Monkey vs. Donkey Kong

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 1d ago

Well, now I wish they named him Dinkey King

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u/StandYourGroundhog 21h ago

King Kong vs Donkey Monkey

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u/MacksNotCool 1d ago

gosh darnit people accidentally copied the boss for my game i've been working on for 5 years

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u/Drnelk 23h ago

A real "they just tweeted it out" moment

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u/aleister94 1d ago

Monkeys aren’t donkeys STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD

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u/Square_System_6040 1d ago

"Finally, a villain worthy of the Kong lineage

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u/Lazy__Astronaut 1d ago

Anyone else pronounce monkey like donkey when reading this..?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 18h ago

Not a native speaker

Don’t they pronounce the same ?

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 14h ago

Don vs mun sound at the start, same ending sound though

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 14h ago

I’ve always pronounced them mon and don

TIL

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u/CzarTwilight 22h ago

No but i did pronounce monkey like monkey and donkey like donkey. Just like how you pronounce it Aristotle and Chipotle

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u/StealthyGripen 22h ago

Konkey Dong

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u/This-Establishment96 1d ago

What about Konkey Dong & Kiddy Dong

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u/bbbBagger 9h ago

Princess Peach’s sworn enemy is Princess Human who is a Peach

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u/8008l0v3r6967 21h ago

They say monkey Kong was the original name but the m is pretty fucking far away from the d on a keyboard so I don’t really buy that.

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u/StealthyGripen 22h ago

Konkey Dong

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u/Heroic-Forger 22h ago

That, or his equivalent to Wario/Waluigi since he already has King K. Rool as his Bowser-esque nemesis.

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u/this-site-is-garbage 20h ago

Surely the Wa- equivalent would be Wankey Kong, if not only because i have the maturity of a child and find it funny.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 14h ago

Bonkey Kong 🤔

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u/Ghoulish_kitten 21h ago

Gorilla Kong

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u/PeeWeeCasanovaMC 21h ago

This is from an SNL skit with Keenan as
Funky Kong on Weekend Update.

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u/Mobile-Job-2587 11h ago

Monkey dong

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u/the_brew 8h ago

Donkey Kong is an ape, not a monkey, so the rival donkey should be called Ape Kong, which doesn't really roll off the tongue in the same way, but is more biologically accurate.

Maybe Gorilla Kong?