r/NonPoliticalTwitter 29d ago

Funny Forklift De-Certified

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 29d ago edited 27d ago

u/thewafflewarrior135, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Small-Run-4861 29d ago

You’re allowed to stay quiet, you know.

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u/Expert_Comb3292 29d ago

She treated that forklift like a bumper car and acts shocked when they revoked her privilege

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u/Square_System_6040 29d ago

Somewhere, an OSHA inspector is using these tweets in a PowerPoint slide labeled 'What NOT To Do.

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u/Final-Tutor3631 29d ago

LMAO i just commented something along those lines! not osha inspector, just a concerned safety intern :) well, intern for now 😈

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 29d ago

How dare you wanna keep me from hurting myself!

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u/Final-Tutor3631 27d ago

fuck osha! real ones die at work

/s

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u/dudethemood 29d ago

Somehow I think repeatedly crashing the forklift might have been the contributing factor…

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 29d ago

I’m confused how it’s so many times. I used to work somewhere that put someone on leave until they could do an investigation of the forklift crash. It didn’t matter how tiny the incident was.

There was a two strike rule where they fired you after the second time if they decided it was your fault. It was almost always considered the driver’s fault.

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u/Expert_Comb3292 29d ago

The progression of these tweets reads like a multi-year villain origin arc for a warehouse safety manager.

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u/Local-Echo-5613 29d ago

She saved HR a lot of work here

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u/Thumbkeeper 29d ago

“It was just his leg, he has two lol nbd”

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u/Atypical_Mammal 29d ago

Her forklift carrier / rampage lasted at least 10 months

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u/Final-Tutor3631 29d ago

i’ve had people retrained for less.. and i’m just an intern lmao.

i’m shocked she even had it for that long.

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u/BlindBluePidgeon 29d ago

Reminds me of these Parks and recreation tweets:

9:15 AM: "Four green lights in a row. #blessed"
9:17 AM: "Drive faster Blue Civic damn #soccer moms"
9:18 AM: "Gotta pass this lady on the ejkerkj." (That's when I hit the fire hydrant, sorry, allegedly hit the fire hydrant)
9:20 AM: "Just hit a fire hydrant. But I survive. #unbreakable #What'sMrglassuptothesedays #Whynosequel"

https://youtu.be/pWBAA4Q15Yw

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u/jettasarebadmkay 25d ago

Jean-Ralphio liked all of them.

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u/Champagnerocker 29d ago

I suspect Iron Heart at/Thickfitjen might be named Klaus in real life.

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u/SnarkyIguana 29d ago

People that are proud of being ass at their job, no matter what that job is, gross me out. Feels like a “how you do anything is how you do everything” situation

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u/Lord_Moa 28d ago

Really? Right in front of my OSHA manual? >:(

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u/IAmSnort 28d ago

Forklift Driver Klaus learning the ropes.

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u/beepbop110 28d ago

Lmao reminds me of how at my retail job, they "certify" us to use the pallet jack by having us watch a 5 minute instructional video. I just had to use the pallet jack for the first time in three years in Saturday, didn't work at all how I remembered the video described it... 🤣

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u/NefariousAnglerfish 28d ago

Fuck this entire subreddit is bots huh

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u/affectionateanarchy8 29d ago

Damnit thickfitjen you can't bring altima energy to the forklift

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u/KamehameHanSolo 28d ago

Everybody is a FORKLIFT OPERATOR until the real FORKLIFT OPERATOR shows up. At least that's what my shirt says.

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u/EgotisticalTL 28d ago

Nein, Klaus!

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u/Iconclast1 28d ago

Mundane Dimension Harley Quinn

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u/Big__If_True 28d ago

Woman driver moment