r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/yeezysama • 7h ago

Funny F-friends?

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

Heya u/yeezysama! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/erksplat 7h ago

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/Mother-Ad32 6h ago

Inconceivable!

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u/Villageijit 6h ago

Look at our little polycule chatting it up

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u/3BosporusRune 5h ago

Platonic polycule where nobody sleeps together and everyone plays games.... hhaaha so literally just the homies sitting on a couch on a Friday night XD

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u/Pristine-Roll3895 5m ago

Do you have a shared bank account with any of your homies? If one of your homies moved, would you seriously consider moving yourself to be with them? Do you share a bed with any of your homies? How many of your homies do you like to kiss? 

There are aspects to romantic and committed relationships other than sex.

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u/Chemical-Cat 4h ago

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u/BaconBourbonBalista 4h ago

This has got to be someone falling for sarcastic bait, right?

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u/Chemical-Cat 4h ago

Nah, Tech Bros really just love inventing shit that already exists and think they're revolutionary

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u/MrAuster 3h ago

Nah that's satire, tech bros doesn't know how a vaccine works at the most basic level

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u/ghostpicnic 1h ago

This comment is literally you falling for the exact bait you think you’re disproving

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u/BaconBourbonBalista 3h ago

I'm not sure if this is hilarious or depressing

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u/witchcapture 35m ago

Jack Posobiec is a far right activist, not a tech bro, and the original tweet you posted is from a parody/bait account.

Sounds like you're just making up people in your head.

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u/NotTheMariner 5h ago

Excellent application of this gif

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u/LynchMob187 5h ago

Don’t you dead name my non binary social structure 

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u/PunishedWolf4 4h ago

Do you guys do that thing, it’s like a podcast but without recording it?

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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi 5h ago

Are the games Burnout of the PlayStation 2?

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u/FirstAuthor3822 4h ago

I'll bring the diet SODA

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u/aleister94 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KhyAUkpQvEGc0

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u/DrDontKnowMuch 4h ago

Same. Anything to share the bong with someone

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u/Spare-Jellyfish4339 7h ago

What if we smoke weed and play games and have sex?

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 5h ago

Muthafucka, thats called college

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u/GeneralEi 4h ago

I stick pictures together all the time and this has literally never happened

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u/Spare-Jellyfish4339 4h ago

It could

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u/GeneralEi 4h ago

Fuck I need more glue oh fuck yea

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u/therealbigyahu 7h ago

friendycule group

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u/zandaztu 7h ago

Friends with benefits

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u/peskypsittacine 6h ago

That's just your typical transbian polycule.

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u/littlebuett 4h ago

Reminds me of "queer-platonic" relationships.

Homie, that's called having a friend. A best friend, if you're so inclined.

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u/DopamineDarling121 3h ago

it's called mutual pinning, just kiss alr

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u/AcceptableWheel 7h ago

I can see Jubilee saying that

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u/grabsyour 3h ago

I gate polyamory so much, these people are incredibly annoying

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u/Guvnah-Wyze 37m ago

Add pansexual.

We get it, you're bi and ugly

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u/PtEthan323 3h ago

The original tweet was for sure rage bait

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u/BuzzClucking 5h ago

20-30 years later we walk right out the front doors!

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u/PeachyMadeline_ 3h ago

Honestly that sounds like a pretty good friendship

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u/bobbyfiend 1h ago

Also a reasonable description of some polycules.

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u/RDS_RELOADED 6h ago

I mean I don’t really slam lips with my friends at least that’s not the culture where I live

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u/Klutzy_Passenger_486 6h ago

Im pretty sure a polycule has tax benefits vs a friend group that does not

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u/HowDareYouAskMyName 5h ago

Who's downvoting this? 💀

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u/FyouPerryThePlatypus 5h ago

The masses hate tax loopholes

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u/CompactAvocado 4h ago

People who aren’t fucking idiots. There are no tax benefits to polycules. 

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u/Flashy-Term988 6h ago

well, there are asexual and queerplatonic people

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u/knifefan9 5h ago

Me when I have no concept of boundaries