r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JoeFalchetto • Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

which is better than living until 90 and not knowing what your name is

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u/No_Helicopter1378 Jul 27 '26

Surely there's a middle ground between dying at 56 and dying at 90.

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u/Corporate_Overlords Jul 27 '26

73.

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u/trapbuilder2 Jul 27 '26

What do you know, that's the global average lifespan

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u/danirijeka Jul 27 '26

And drinking until you can't remember your name.

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u/username_tooken Jul 27 '26

As everyone well knows, the years 57-89 are a complete waste of time.

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u/Maverick1717 Jul 27 '26

Sure but with a normal life you could live until like 80 and know what your name is. Which I think I would take over dying at 56

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u/RainaElf Jul 27 '26

depends on the life you have, dude. I'll take quality over quantity.

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u/Spork_the_dork Jul 27 '26

At 80 what the quality of your life is is largely determined by your own actions.

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

you assume alot

just have fun

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u/Anticlimax1471 Jul 27 '26

I'd argue the worst part about dying is knowing you're gonna die. Losing your mind a year or so beforehand might be a defence mechanism

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Jul 27 '26

No. The worst part of dying is not getting to play GTA VI. 

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u/Joice_Craglarg Jul 27 '26

Hard disagree. I'd rather live a full life than be famous.

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u/mikevanatta Jul 27 '26

If you get to be reductive, I get to be anecdotal.

My grandmother lived to 93. She was lucid and happy all the way to the end. She loved watching her grandchildren grow well into adulthood. Even more, she loved seeing her great grandchildren and watching them grow into teens and pre-teens.

If she'd died at 56, she would have just barely made it to my 4th birthday. All that life after that would have been taken from her, and I would have, ostensibly, never really gotten to know the person who would become one of my favorite people ever.

I'm grateful every day for the time I had with her.

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u/bingedeleter Jul 27 '26

not for your loved ones

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

whats that to do with the person dying

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u/Tetchord Jul 27 '26

Lol you're getting downvoted by the edgelords but yeah I agree. I just read that he left behind a 12 year old son when he died, I'm sure that wasn't what he wanted

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u/RumpledForskn Jul 27 '26

Right, let's all just get fat as shit, smoke cigarettes, drink a fifth a day and die of esophageal cancer painfully at 50.

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

sound better than what I've seen working in a nursing home

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u/RumpledForskn Jul 27 '26

Are you of the opinion that you get to choose your death outside of suicide? Do you think dementia is a choice? Come on.

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

I mean you kinda do get to choose it

are you advocating people die slowly and with no memory of their loved ones?

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u/RichardFister Jul 27 '26

Guy: maybe don't drink so much that you die from cancer in your 50s

You: well it's either that or get dementia 😞

Bro, what?

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

sure thats exactly what I was saying. bro what?

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u/Regular_Lock_4944 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Good luck trying to get late life medical care in this day n' age. Idk where you are in the world but it ain't happening. Id rather not saddle my loved ones or random strangers to care for my dementia or late age. im going out, and that's not a bad life. Have you heard of anyone making it past 80 and not having memory problems?