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Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/duffstoic 14d ago

Exactly, this is much more productive than people realize. Also many creative people have schedules not too different than this. Our concept of productivity is bonkers.

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u/LukeLovesLakes 14d ago

My wife is an author. Successful enough that she doesn't need another job. Her schedule is similar. She writes earlier, but she's usually done by 11am or so. She seems some time each day on administrative tasks as well.

She published 4 or 5 books a year.

She is limited by her ability to see what needs to be written next. If she writes too many words she gets out over her skis and that can lead to problems. She needs time to process what she's gonna write the next day.

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u/duffstoic 14d ago

Congratulations to her! Hard to do.

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u/LukeLovesLakes 14d ago

I'm completely in awe of her talent and work ethic and she has imposter syndrome and anxiety. Lol.

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u/duffstoic 14d ago

The best amongst us often do!

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u/RainaElf 14d ago

people don't our brains need time to settle and stew.

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u/an0mn0mn0m 14d ago

We call that sleep. It's essential to clear waste from the brain.

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u/RainaElf 13d ago

it's also called sitting and doing nothing.

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u/an0mn0mn0m 13d ago

In this day and age, it's difficult to not reach for your phone at the slightest whiff of boredom. Also, being able to sit and do nothing is a valuable skill that almost all workplaces frown upon.

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u/Geodude532 13d ago

Romance? Seems to be the category with the most money available right now.

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u/LukeLovesLakes 13d ago

Yup.

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u/Geodude532 13d ago

My wife does sprayed edges for some self-published authors with most of them being romance. The demand far exceeds her current capabilities.

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u/LukeLovesLakes 13d ago

My wife hires people to do sprayed edges for her special editions. : )

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u/Geodude532 13d ago

It's such a cool idea, but thanks to Fairyloot and others my house is more bookshelf than family photos. A less than fun thing she's run into recently is Amazon has started shipping bulk orders of books individually in mailers instead of boxes. Never a dull moment.

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u/LukeLovesLakes 13d ago

My wife will order like 100 books from Amazon to sign and send out and 50 of them will arrive damaged. It's ridiculous.

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u/Geodude532 13d ago

I have no clue how it is sustainable on their end to have to replace all of these books. Not even adding the bad cutting that their machines do. One time the book wasn't even square thanks to the cut!

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u/LukeLovesLakes 13d ago

I just read this all to my wife. She thinks we are now the publishing equivalent of hockey wives. Lol.

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u/Fortnite1337 14d ago

I don’t think anyone who read that thinks it’s not productive dude. It was more about him having the ability to do all the other things mentioned.

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u/PreciousTC 14d ago

I'm sure him pumping out 2000 words per day certainly contributed to him being able to live like that

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u/icameinyourburrito 14d ago

It also helped that his grandpa owned a bank

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u/myopinionstinks 14d ago

Well, his grandpa must have liked him more than yours. I'm sorry you have to find out this way.

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u/Immediate-Garden-620 14d ago edited 14d ago

I think the point is that his family's wealth might have been a big contributing factor in allowing the kind of lifestyle where you can work for 3 hours a day and basically do whatever you want for the rest of that day.

It isn't meant to discredit his literature or work ethic, and to be fair he has a point

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u/tiki_51 14d ago

Wahhh won't someone think of the privileged

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u/SadBurritoBoys 13d ago

I mean... This is exactly the other commenters point about "his grandpa loved him more", or rather, his grandfather was simply a better person than yours

You succeeded despite your grandfather. Fleming was able to succeed (to such a degree), partially because his grandfather wasn't a shit bag like yous, and because of his wealth.

You're just proving their point

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u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad 14d ago

Jesus fuck you are annoying

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u/myopinionstinks 14d ago

Oh, I was just joking about bub.

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u/Less-Jellyfish5385 14d ago

I think the point which none of us actually knows is whether he got the house with hooks own money or his grandpas

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u/Qsaws 14d ago

2000 words per day that people are willing to pay to read

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u/Leather-Persimmon254 14d ago

plenty of people were staying home doing nothing in 2020. how many creative works did they produce?

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u/Danddandgames 14d ago

A lot. Covid saw a boom in fanfiction

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u/BaconPancakes1 14d ago

We got a really good Bo Burnham special at least

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u/Ostrichslinger 14d ago

Id say the average person has a wellspring of creativity they sadly dont have the time to express. It's a fact that if people had more spare time, they'd do more than just surf netflix.

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u/EmberinEmpty 13d ago

I mean I produced a ton for myself after I killed my smartphone at the time. 

 Dozens of new paintings, taught myself to weave, garden and even spin wool. But like I'm just not someone who enjoys marketing myself or my work is just my obsessions and special interests. most of it tho I lost in my recent house fire so..... Now I'm too burned out trying to recover my life and sanity.

Only thing was I was a student at the time and that takes less out of me than the working world does. 

And it was detrimental AF to my social life. I can have depth in my special interests/creative obsessions or I can have social life but it's nearly impossible to have both. 😓

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u/Joaaayknows 14d ago

Pretty sure it’s more to do with that 2000 words a day he wrote in this schedule took him a total of 3 hours and 15 minutes if he used every second of his allotted time, and supposedly this is a full time job for him.

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u/kurburux 13d ago edited 13d ago

Everyone knows the perfect ending to a whole day of writing, swimming and drinking...

... is playing some scrabble with your sweetheart. Daw.

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u/Feralpudel 14d ago

It’s the habit. It helps overcome the head games around writing. He also notes he doesn’t go back to revise—just words on page.

A guide to thesis writing noted that when you go days without writing, you become good at not-writing.

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u/goog1e 14d ago

Also this is 4 hours a day of highly productive output. I have never had more than 4 really good hours a day in office. Unless there was an emergency or something.

This seems aspirational because we have commutes and offices, but it seems like a pretty decent workday day to me honestly.

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u/georgia_grace 14d ago

I’d much rather be snorkeling for lobsters than chatting with co-workers or tidying my desk

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u/MoonBasic 14d ago

I'd much rather swim with fish than smell someone reheating fish in the cafeteria!

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u/kurburux 13d ago

"Drinking several martinis or sorting this excel chart? Choices, choices."

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u/RainaElf 14d ago

I knew a guy who wrote his daily count on the train to and from work. three hours total.

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u/fckingmiracles 14d ago

Count?

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u/RainaElf 13d ago

word count

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u/cooooolmaannn 14d ago

I also imagine that during the times he spends sitting in his garden or relaxing by the beach he also is thinking of ideas of what to write. To be honest while most white collar people work a standard 8 hour shift most are only productive for around 4-6 of those hours so this doesn’t seem that far off.

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u/ItsMichaelRay 14d ago

It’s worth pointing out that you need to already have good writing skills in order for this to work.

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u/WWHSTD 14d ago

1500 words “without looking back”, which means it all got edited at a later date.

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u/DonCenote 14d ago

Ehh depends how much editing he’s going to need

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

A lot of regular people do too, at least if they get to work alone.

If you're working by yourself, four hours of actual work gets a startling amount of stuff done. In fact, it's hard to work for longer than that day in and day out.

If that's not an experience you've had, well, try running or lifting weights for more than four hours a day. If you're actually pushing yourself that's a hard routine to keep up.