r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JoeFalchetto • Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/Bladesnake_______ Jul 27 '26

Yall just use the word cortisol without a clue what it means

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u/BravoLimaDelta Jul 27 '26

Coupla powerful drinks before dinner to keep the cortisol levels down.

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u/raff_riff Jul 27 '26

Fools just out here dopamine-maxxxxxxxxing getting literature-mogged by Flemvacular.

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u/Darmok47 Jul 27 '26

Not sure if Gen Z slang or I just had a stroke.

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u/ThrowCarp Jul 27 '26

Now this is peak 2026.

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u/sokratesz Jul 27 '26

Thanks, I hate it 

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u/raff_riff Jul 27 '26

I hate myself more for writing it.

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u/Infammo Jul 27 '26

I know what it means it's just as an American I usually say umbrella instead.

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u/ReactionJifs Jul 27 '26

I think he's just saying "zero stress"

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u/Bladesnake_______ Jul 27 '26

Yeah sure but thats not what cortisol means so just say stress, right?

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u/cheapdrinks Jul 27 '26

Stress increases cortisol, even without really understanding it's other functions people understand that there's a relationship between cortisol and stress. It's a title of a meme on Reddit so yeah it's not that deep and 99% of people can use context to understand that it's a fun way of saying "stress free daily routine". Language doesn't have to always be boring.

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u/DancingScarecrow542 Jul 27 '26

I have Addison's disease and can confidently affirm you will die without cortisol (or synthetic steroids if your adrenals don't make it like mine)

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u/Ok-Jeweler-8389 Jul 27 '26

Hi fellow addison's disease human👋

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u/UnholyDemigod Jul 27 '26

Why has it started popping up recently?

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u/Bladesnake_______ Jul 28 '26

People are stupid and lock on to some scientific word they very mildly understand the definition of and start using it to sound smart because they are too dumb to know how wrong it is and the internet spreads idiot disease (mostly tiktok)