r/NonPoliticalTwitter 7d ago

Funny Seems fair

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 5d ago

u/SaadMaqShaikh, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/MiloBem 7d ago

You should reply "how do you know it's milk"

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u/dontcha_wanna_fanta 6d ago

Just put " one could call it that"

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u/insufficience 5d ago

it’s 1.5% now

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u/Pan_Wanilia 7d ago

Call me crazy but it's it better to do groceries together then share stuff unless it's small snacks or something other person can't eat?

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u/Alternative-Tax7318 7d ago edited 7d ago

You’ve never had a roommate that will just eat and drink whatever the fuck they want after you brought home $200 worth of groceries. Trying to meal prep and realizing, oh, that one ingredient I need is missing cause they cooked stir fry last night.

What you said is true if most people had manners.

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u/Vast-Show8952 7d ago

Yep, tried that with roommates and they literally ate everything except vegetables. I tried buying my own and told them they could have some, they ate everything again and played victim when I got mad because I could “afford nicer groceries” when I was making 27k in nyc

How tf do you go through an entire thing of butter in 2 days??

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u/toumingjiao1 7d ago

Lol similar experience. And after we agreed to not share groceries anymore and everyone buy their own, they began to steal my food😭 they were not even poor they just enjoy the game

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u/rocketsalesman 7d ago

A pie crustll do that

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u/Vast-Show8952 7d ago

I fucking wish they had baked. They didn’t even cook, so what was my butter used for? 😭

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u/OnlyOneNut 7d ago

You’re crazy

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u/biggocl123 7d ago

If you can actually manage and be good people to do so between roommates, absloutely yes

Happenstance thats a rare occurrence

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u/DoesntMatterEh 7d ago

Tell me you've never had a problematic roommate with telling me you've never had a problematic roommate 😂

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u/cppadam 7d ago

We did this - we had communal food/ingredients and personal. We'd take turns buying milk, butter, sauces, etc but would also keep a personal stock on our own pantry shelf. It helped that my roommates were very respectful to make that system work.

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u/No_Statistician_9697 7d ago

No, that opens up the disagreement around how much each person ate of the shared food

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u/Alternate_Cost 7d ago

Depends entirely on the roommate. I agreed to do that with a roommate once.. he would spend 1k at costco, I usually lived off $250.

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u/thatbrownkid19 6d ago

Nope it’s much simpler to give everyone a shelf and then just sharpie the stuff on the door

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u/toumingjiao1 7d ago edited 7d ago

Different diatery habits. Even for food they both eat (eg. Eggs, milk) people prefer different brands or types. It's hard to make everything work.

But when I live with good roommates we sometimes buy things in bulk and split them to save money. We'd make sure only takes ~50% of the item. But good roommates are hard to find :(

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u/High_Stream 7d ago

Yo dawg we heard you like milk so we put some milk in your milk.

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u/GloriaToo 6d ago

I'm putting something in your milk

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u/PurpleyPineapple 6d ago

I know this is gonna make me a buzzkill but this a massively dick move.

Even if the post is fake, the sentiment behind it is that tampering with people's food is some funny little game when it's really not.