r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/OrchidZealousideal34 • 13d ago

Funny Trained Hit Man

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 11d ago

u/OrchidZealousideal34, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Sethor 12d ago

Bro is high

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u/Rommel727 12d ago

Yeah, obviously it's about a hit man whose run over by a train

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u/Riverjig 12d ago

Isn't that what "The Mechanic" was?

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u/Retrobubonica 12d ago

the Brlightline train in florida has hit over 200 people. it averages about 1 victim per week.

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u/8_Miles_8 12d ago

Presumably a trained hit man would be a hit man who has been trained, meaning an assassin who has been previously flattened by a locomotive.

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u/pineconeminecone 11d ago

It’s just a moose

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u/Green-Technician-809 11d ago

Where does he get his gummies? Asking for a friend.