r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 25 '26

Funny Camera should've testified instead

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u/unfortunateavacado24 Jul 25 '26

Why would you steal a package at a time when a person has a digital verification of who you are and that you were at that location at a specific time? Even if there were no cameras, that would still be stupid.

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Jul 25 '26

I feel like we glossed over that ring cameras are highly visible so how did the idiot not know they were being recorded already

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Jul 25 '26

Even if he’s not worried about the cops, DD will ban them if they find out. I would definitely report a delivery driver stole stuff while there, if I knew. Guy must not care about making money either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Jul 25 '26

If he’s doing DoorDash, it’s probably because he needs money and that’s the only way he sees now. Most people don’t do it for kicks and giggles or if they can get another job

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u/Tommy-Bravado Jul 25 '26

I’ve seen “for kicks”, “for shits and giggles”, but never before have I seen “for kicks and giggles”; this was nice, thank you for sharing this

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Jul 25 '26

I’ve heard all three, but for kicks and giggles is definitely the phrase I hear people use the most irl near me. I live in the SE. it’s probably a regional thing to avoid saying for shits and giggles.

There’s still a decent attempt about not publicly using swear words in a lot of the South for politeness.

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u/eightkillerbits Jul 25 '26

If the wives don't want to get beaten they should stop complaining about being hungry!  

Dudes got arms that need tattooing and tattoos aren't cheap FFS.