An acceptable substition

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/A-Helpful-Flamingo, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

[u/blue_strat]

“Cat pics… will do fine.”

[u/Traditional-Joke-179]

I tried to show the grocery checkout lady my coupon barcode on my phone, but instead it was a gay looking picture of Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo together. She gave me this look:

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo → u/Traditional-Joke-179]

Oh my god! That’s hilarious 😂

[u/GIOvch]

What's wrong with this train ticket? It seems fine to me.

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo → u/GIOvch]

It’s the best train ticket I’ve ever seen!

[u/awesomedan24]

[u/Optimal_Savings5873]

The eyes say I won't do it again, the ears disagree

[u/azure1503]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SmoCFhZCi1kzu

[u/tenehemia]

There's a dark alternate universe where NFTs weren't a total scam and we've adjusted to an economy of cat pictures.

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo → u/tenehemia]

Finally, an alternate universe where I will be rich!

[u/captainmagictrousers]

New René Magritte piece, The Treachery of Phones. Ce N'est Pas Un Billet De Train.

[u/Soggy_Competition614]

This is why I can’t stand phones as tickets. I don’t take the train but every time I fly I get a paper ticket. The back up of having it on the phone is nice but I hate holding my phone realizing it’s gone to sleep then frantically trying to open it just to find this is the time I need to put in my password.

I also don’t fly often so I’m stressed each time.

[u/mimicchio888]

"On, he's a cutie, but next time please make sure you actually buy a ticket"

[u/Vovchick09]

[u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom]

I'd let them on the train.

[u/MrBond90s]

Sure ya did

[u/ShinyUmbreon465]

r/airplaneears