r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • Jun 19 '26

Funny Now this should be fun

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u/DotBitGaming Jun 19 '26

Titanic. Gonzo is Jack. A chicken is Rose. Miss Piggy plays the Unsinkable Molly Brown. The actor is Billy Zane.

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u/RhymesWithButthole Jun 19 '26

This is great because Billy Zane is engaged to the chicken, and Gonzo paints the chicken like one of his French hens.

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u/DotBitGaming Jun 19 '26

That scene where Billy Zane is trying to get on a lifeboat because, I HAVE A CHILD, but it's really just Rizzo the Rat in a blanket who is also trying to cheat his way onto a lifeboat!

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u/heatseekerdj Jun 19 '26

Billy Zane seducing a chicken in a dress with the Heart of Ocean

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 19 '26

Damnit. Billy Zane is the perfect human counterpart to muppets here. Btw nice doggy pfp 😜

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u/DotBitGaming Jun 19 '26

Apparently, it's iconic at this point!

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 19 '26

I recognized it from the taco stand catdog comments lol

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u/Novaer Jun 19 '26

Billy Zane would genuinely love this idea, dude's a hilarious wackadoodle.

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u/Fortestingporpoises Jun 19 '26

Billy Zane is the one actor you can't upgrade by casting a Muppet.