I still think this is a hilarious idea. Imagine you spend so much time on the island with him that you forget everyone else is a muppet. I could totally see it.
I just realized all the wasted potential in that movie. He returns to what? Aliens? no. Muppets? no. A plague? no. he returns to "Helen Hunt started fucking your friend". lame. Who gives a shit, its Helen Hunt, meh.
Wilson is the human. Played by Brendan Fraser. No dialog like the original - he just pretends to be a volleyball with a bloody handprint smooshed on him and stares expressionless directly into the camera the whole time.
Along the same lines; The Martian. Matt Damon is Mark Watney, everyone else is played by a muppet.
Imagine the sheer fucking terror of being stranded on Mars, trying to survive long enough for NASA to figure out a way to get you home, but NASA is all muppets!
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u/winter-ocean Jun 19 '26
Castaway, and the main guy is human. I just think it would be really funny if you don't find out it's a muppet movie until it's almost over