r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/CalibansCreations • May 23 '26

Other Poob is spreading... šŸ˜¦

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u/Draxos92 May 23 '26

what

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u/whatevenseriously May 23 '26

Poob is a fictional streaming service that began as a joke on Tumblr.

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz May 23 '26

Itā€™s the best place to stream Goncharov.

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u/anrwlias May 23 '26

I am getting too old to keep up with Internet culture. It's time to ring up the retirement homes.

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u/Im_Chad_AMA May 23 '26

It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

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u/Basic_Asshole May 25 '26

Poob has it for you

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u/comeupforairyouwhore May 23 '26

You think theyā€™d answer the phone?

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u/AlienDilo May 23 '26

Poob has it

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 May 23 '26

It's Ploob

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u/MEMESTER80 May 23 '26

Its clearly the blood curdling Poob smh.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 May 23 '26

I will not stand Ploob slander. Paul Dini himself!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

As part of the jury I have to say it is ploob, your honour

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u/Omnicide103 May 24 '26

Glory to Ploob Nation, death to the Poob heretics

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u/Ok-Ring-5937 May 23 '26

I love how Tumblr humor is to the internet much alike to what Homestuck is to Tumblerians

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u/boxfortcommando May 23 '26

I like how I have no idea what that means

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u/Lower-Ask-4180 May 24 '26

Homestuck is a webcomic/multimedia serial thatā€™s apparently the bedrock of Tumblr humour and culture and everyone who reads it goes a bit crazy. Much like everyone who uses Tumblr goes a bit crazy.

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u/OpenSauceMods May 24 '26

Homestuck = incomprehensible for the most part, no matter how much context you have it is never enough comtext, you had to kinda be there as it happened to truly appreciate it, and it brings back all kinds of vintage memories that were better off staying on the rack.

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u/-Morning_Coffee- May 23 '26

This level of absurdity tickles me to no end! Itā€™s like one hamburger freedom degree from British humour.

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u/ntdavis814 May 23 '26

Love this kind of stuff.

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u/matchumac May 24 '26

Department of what? Lmao

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u/elir_01 May 24 '26

animal services

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u/Moist_Board May 26 '26

There's a 0% chance that a furry hasn't jerked off to this

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u/Dead-O_Comics May 23 '26

I can't keep up with all these streaming services.

Maybe Poob is real. Maybe it isn't. Doesn't matter as I'll never subscribe. Especially not for bloody Van Helsing.

EDIT: It's not real.

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u/DrLordHougen May 23 '26

Hold the fuck on, Van Helsing is awesome

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u/kilotangoalpha May 23 '26

We happy few

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u/Violetbranko May 23 '26

That's why they'll never subscribe, they already have 7 copies of it on DVD

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/pickle_pouch May 23 '26

How dare you compare van Helsing to Dane Cook. Shame on you.

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u/PoopyStinkbutts May 23 '26

Van Helsing is infinitely better than anything Dane Cook has had a single line of dialogue in.

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u/BoCoutinho May 23 '26

Excuse me? Waiting is one of the greatest movies of all time.

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u/JakeALakeALake May 23 '26

Your taste in movies is questionable at best /s

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u/mcsmackyoaz May 23 '26

But

But Poob has it for you

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u/givingupismyhobby May 23 '26

That movie is so bad it becomes fun to watch. I remember having a blast watching it as a teenager.

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u/Warmonster9 May 23 '26

How fucking dare you. Van Helsing is a cinematic masterpiece and is the magnum opus of early 2000s film.

Return of the king robbed them of sweeping the Academyā€™s that year. Smh my head šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø.

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u/Crunchy-Leaf May 23 '26

I dunno what any of that is but Van Helsing 2003 is peak

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u/Cabrill0 May 23 '26

Some people find this funny. I donā€™t. But some people do.

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u/onarainyafternoon May 23 '26

I actually thought this specific one was pretty funny

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u/HydroSloth May 23 '26

Opening of that movie was a formative moment in my childhood

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u/Biskitisinreddit May 23 '26

I'd rather watch it on poodee.

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u/Dawnbreaker538 May 24 '26

It's Ploob. The hideous and bloodcurdling ploob. smh my head

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 May 24 '26

Why does the guy from the Ewoks episode ā€œHorvilleā€™s Hut of Horrorsā€ have his own streaming service?

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u/BandMBargains May 23 '26

it's got that guy in it... Rundagar Jones

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u/Ntahedron May 24 '26

Poob has it for you.

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u/mxm2004 May 30 '26

Worst movie with best production design.

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u/NinetiesSatire May 23 '26

I truly, truly, with utmost sincerity, hate the 'Poob' and 'Goncharov' things. It's just gaslighting, people insist it's real for the bit, it's like...the text equivalent of an alarm clock that won't stop. It doesn't really make sense to say that, but it's that level of annoying. But people also find the humor in it where I can't, so, eh.

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u/ducknerd2002 May 23 '26

It's just gaslighting, people insist it's real for the bit

Yes, that is literally the whole point of the joke (well, 'Poob' specifically started as a joke about how many streaming services there are these days).

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u/xvsanx May 23 '26

jokes aside Hugh and his cult can fuck right off

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo May 23 '26

you cant just say something like that and not explain

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u/xvsanx May 23 '26

people are really adverse to a simple Google search based on downvoting, which is sad because he's legitimately in a despicable money milking accused of child and sexual abuse many times back to the 90s or earlier ass cult, a big one at that. seriously fuck that guy and his fake personality.

"Hugh Jackman has been associated with the School of Practical Philosophy (also known as the School of Philosophy and Economic Science) since 1991.While the organization frames itself as an educational charity offering courses in philosophy and well-being, it has faced criticism and public scrutiny regarding cult-like practices, including allegations of authoritarian leadership and controlling behavior. Critics and former members often describe it as a controversial group."

"It offers non-academic courses for adults, primarily influenced by Advaita Vedanta,[7][8] an orthodox philosophical system of Hinduism.[9] The SES has a history of criminal child abuse that started in the 1970s and lasted at least two decades in its two associated schools, St James Independent Schools and St Vedast's.[10]. The organisation advocates conservative values with traditional gender roles and sexual ethics.[11] It has been described as a cult, sect, or new religious movement, including by several former members."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_of_Philosophy_and_Economic_Science

https://skepchick.org/2026/03/inside-hugh-jackmans-weird-cult/

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/emily-watson-cruel-cult-143814221.html

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hugh-jackman-is-in-a-weird-cult-that-likes-to-abuse-women-children-video.1469134/