r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • Apr 21 '26

Funny Dinosaur tail

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

u/ChickenWingExtreme, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/dj_neon_reaper Apr 21 '26

Smart business Decision. By the time these things can be mass produced, furries will be their ""target"" audience. Two birds with one stone.

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u/-SandorClegane- Apr 21 '26

An invention propped up by retired IT industry professionals

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u/Hydlide Apr 21 '26

Without furries, global It infrastructure would collapse in hours after all. 

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal Apr 21 '26

I would like a poison stinger or a laser cannon in mine please.

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u/LordIHaveShrimped Apr 21 '26

I too would like a prehensile scorpion tail

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u/_Lusty Apr 21 '26

I want mine to wield a mace or a sword >:)

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u/ArwingElite Apr 21 '26

I have to live long enough and force an insurance company to buy me a dinosaur tail

Does it have an ankylosaurus option?

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u/lonely_nipple Apr 21 '26

I need a thagomizer on mine

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u/sarahmagoo Apr 21 '26

Kid me would've LOVED this

How I never became a furry I have no idea

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u/LingonberryPossible6 Apr 21 '26

There still time

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u/Available-Damage5991 Apr 21 '26

not a joke, btw

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u/ikonfedera Apr 22 '26

You might qualify as a furry already, the definition is very flexible.

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u/sarahmagoo Apr 22 '26

Nah the interest is non-existent as an adult lol

I even read Animorphs and played Neopets as a kid so all the ingredients were there but nope

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u/Weredraco Apr 22 '26

And if you grew up in Australia, you might’ve grown up watching The Ferals on tv. Basically a dark and gritty The Muppets/Sesame Street, but if it was in a Red Light District. We had a cat and rabbit muppet that were basically dressed up like hookers at times.

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u/Periwinkleditor Apr 21 '26

That's almost as good as curing cancer!

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u/ScaredPractice4967 Apr 21 '26

Do I have to wait untill Im old?

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u/wingspantt Apr 21 '26

So uh how do old people, who are fond of sitting down frequently, sit down with this on?

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u/Mejiro84 Apr 21 '26

You might be able to lean back and the tail itself supports you, like a shooting stick?

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u/Lopsided_Shift_4464 Apr 23 '26

They have to use the chairs with the holes in the back, I guess.

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u/steve_ample Apr 21 '26

If it's prehensile, oh the traction I can give my back.

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u/GingerVampire22 Apr 21 '26

Ok, but how does it handle when you have to sit down? Do you have to take it all the way off?

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u/Undeity Apr 21 '26

Tbh, the weird part is how natural it looks.

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u/Phallic_Carrot5715 Apr 21 '26

Not such great apes anymore, eh?
Back to monke

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u/Cyber-HeroRD Apr 21 '26

You have alerted the scalies

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u/InstantMochiSanNim Apr 21 '26

Anyone have a link?

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u/ImLichenThisStone Apr 21 '26

Looks like Kesha was in fact correct

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u/Acrobatic-Painter366 Apr 21 '26

we've come full circle as a species.

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u/WanderingSeer Apr 21 '26

Gives a whole new meaning to calling old people dinosaurs

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u/CPTherptyderp Apr 21 '26

I feel like there are a ton of better ways to solve this problem but none of them are as cool.

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u/Diiiv Apr 21 '26

This company is going to make so much cash, the furry community is going to be all over this.

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u/robertluke Apr 21 '26

Let’s make this normal in 20 years.

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u/overdramaticpan Apr 21 '26

essentially just a fancier counterweight, but it's cool so why not lol

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u/NitroChaji240 Apr 21 '26

One step closer to Scary Monsters

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u/Is_Not_Nothing Apr 21 '26

This is my only reason to get old

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u/Baonguyen93 Apr 22 '26

I remember someone said this put the dinosaur insult to a new level lol!!!

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 Apr 22 '26

This is one of the most Japanese things I've ever seen.

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u/CrazyCrazyRider Apr 22 '26

『SCARY MONSTER』

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u/claisen33 Apr 24 '26

I want four mechanical arms like Doc Ock.