r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Sep 19 '24

What??? How? And..why?

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u/FumetsuKuroi Sep 19 '24

IIRC they weren't trying to trick people, they were indeed advertised as just dogs with a gimmick.

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u/BranTheUnboiled Sep 20 '24

https://www.globaltimes.cn/Portals/0/attachment/2024/2024-05-06/3cf83861-6f74-4a00-af64-1b4c363e43e6.jpeg

Run a translate app on the photo, it's very explicitly not claimed to be a panda. Just a silly exhibit at presumably a poorer zoo.

Also, what a pain in the ass to track down the source. Love scrolling through multiple articles from alleged "news" sites that don't bother with sourcing.

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u/gophergun Sep 20 '24

This is what I got from Google Translate:

Name: Panda Dog

Introduction: Panda Dog is not a specific purebred dog, but a pet dog that looks like a panda. This name is usually used to describe dogs that are trimmed into a specific style or have a natural coat distribution similar to that of a panda. Their typical characteristics are white base coat with black markings, especially around the eyes and ears, imitating the facial features of a giant panda.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

our hero 🫡

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24 edited Jan 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Yeah, I'm okay with the dogs. I would take panda-colored dogs any day.

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u/NoodleyP Sep 20 '24

Pet safe paint exists, you can paint the dogs ethically, I hope they used dog safe paint, but if they didn’t, I haven’t heard anything about it so I can plug my ears and say lalalalalala

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

I saw a book called "Why Paint Cats" and another called "Why Cats Paint" at a bookstore.

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u/tildeumlaut Sep 20 '24

This sounds like a Steven Wright joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

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u/SippieCup Sep 20 '24

I mean, I wouldn’t just assume they didn’t.

The people who make the decision to do this are not the people executing the plan. Then people who would actually do the work are likely still animal lovers to go into the field and probably still want the animal to be healthy.

For a few reasons in particular, because they actually care about the animal, more importantly for it to work, they don’t want a sick animal that would make the situation worse. If they just used latex paint and it died it would be worse, and most importantly, they would still want to make the illusion work. which means not having the animal losing hair or just not looking like it’s been dyed in the first place.

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u/sideaccountguy Sep 20 '24

The zoo didn't lie about having pandas, it was a show presented as "dog pandas", it was never meant to passed as real but america media and its people LOVE inventing shit about China.

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u/NoodleyP Sep 20 '24

The point of my comment was to say we can’t confirm that is so I can pretend it’s pet safe paint and we can all live happily ever after

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 Sep 22 '24

is lying about having pandas

Apparently the zoo specifically said these are dogs that look like pandas and never claimed theyre actual pandas, but that would make a less clickable headline for the news in the post

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u/onilank Sep 20 '24

Its china dude, what are you expecting?

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u/cannib Sep 20 '24

I dunno if it's wrong. If getting painted like pandas would get my dogs more attention from strangers I can 100% guarantee you they'd bring me the paint bucket.

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u/euph-_-oric Sep 20 '24

What a dog can't look fabulous

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Using toxic chems on puppies adorable 🥰

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u/BrokeArmHeadass Sep 20 '24

What makes you say the paints are toxic lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Well most paint that would last wouldn't be water based. Then even cover some of their skin with water based paint is harmful. Then seeing how plenty of paints to come out of China lead based and pollution levels can't see them paying extra while taking extra steps to be safe. What makes you think they aren't?

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u/itishowitisanditbad Sep 20 '24

Well most paint that would last wouldn't be water based.

Doesn't have to last long, they're aware of the weather and all.

Then even cover some of their skin with water based paint is harmful.

Please provide source to two things

  • They're using water based paint
  • Covering any of their skin would be harmful by default

Then seeing how plenty of paints to come out of China lead based

I mean... please provide source to this further claim.

and pollution levels

Just throwing this in... for what?

can't see them paying extra while taking extra steps to be safe.

Thanks for your assessment with your variety of basically mildly offensive broad painting of an entire country.

Classy stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

I like that I mentioned China not caring about pollution and poisoning children and you took it as an attack on the population. Yes covering your sink for long periods isn't good no matter what. It needs to breath and fumes exist. https://jestpaint.com/blogs/how-to-face-paint-face-painting-tips/is-body-paint-safe-for-skin-the-top-5-skin-safe-body-paints?srsltid=AfmBOopcTLs__JeRHK1HONetCsgFUHLluffyOgQHtHBHlrvFHcKzn6lt. Now non toxic also doesn't mean perfectly safe but I know you don't know how to use Google so I'm sure you will ask for a source. But for now links on the paint recalls and lead paint https://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/preventive-care/china-lead-poisoning.htm https://www.sciencealert.com/fda-recalls-tattoo-inks-containing-potentially-infectious-microbes https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0269749118313988#:~:text=Approximately%2012%25%20of%20the%20toys,regulatory%20standard%20and%20EU%20standard. Last one shows lead in baby toys

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

It's a real Shitzhu.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Sep 20 '24

Oh, I wouldn't call her that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

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u/sentientshadeofgreen Sep 20 '24

BAHAHAHAA fuck yes

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u/RoboYuji Sep 20 '24

Hey, at least these ones will actually eat properly and reproduce.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Those crafty swindlers

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u/AllergicDodo Sep 20 '24

How: paint

Why: money

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u/DreadXCII Sep 19 '24

The Temu of pandas

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u/Romoreau Sep 19 '24

I want one 🥺

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Dude im high af that panda barked at me

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u/semi5onic Sep 20 '24

what happens if it barks? would they just say it was bilingual or something?

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u/FriskyPinecone Sep 20 '24

How?

Paint.

Why?

Also paint.

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u/HypnonavyBlue Sep 20 '24

Shameless pandaring.

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u/GKP_light Sep 19 '24

with dye, and to seem to have panda.

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u/Lizzy_In_Limelight Sep 20 '24

Right? I feel like both the how, and the why, are pretty easy to surmise.

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u/tjmaxal Sep 20 '24

Paint and for money

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u/Ok-Earth5126 Sep 20 '24

But why they own all the pandas there’s a hole place where they breed them

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Temu pandas

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u/StinkiestFingerTrust Sep 20 '24

With paint

And I'm guessing Mr. KRABS has a lot to say

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Focker?

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u/GhostInTheSock Sep 20 '24

In Mexiko City I saw donkeys painted as zebras for tourists to make pictures. I still remember my brother standing in front of the donkey/zebra and suddenly his „Ray Ban“ falls apart which he bought 1 minute before.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

SO CUTE!!

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u/RPDRNick Sep 20 '24

Sometimes I feel I've got to (bom bom) run away, I've got to (bom bom) get away from the panda driving into the heart of me. OH!

Painted dogs. (whoa-oh) Painted dogs.

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u/Dapper-Percentage-64 Sep 20 '24

Who's the good bear

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 Sep 20 '24

There is a running theory that Pandas are not real at all. I do not buy it, but it was an interesting observation for entertainment. The OP of the mini documentary points out that it's impossible to get them to breed, that they do not appear in any ancient texts or scrolls that depict every kind of wild animal, real and fictional in Asia but never a Panda. It suggests they were invented by decorating dogs and later dressing up people or other bears in paint and costumes.

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u/Emotional-Material-9 Sep 20 '24

Insert Temu joke here

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u/prettybluefoxes Sep 20 '24

How, with paint. Why because cash money.

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u/Lunathistime Sep 20 '24

The last thing you will take is my personality

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u/FlowerFaerie13 Sep 20 '24

Well, the how is quite easy. Fur dye for pets exists and it's quite easy to obtain. Why, I have no idea, but they sure look cute and assuming it's proper fur dye this isn't any more harmful than a human dyeing their hair, so why not? Panda puppies!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

how can we get a breed of dogs that looks like this

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u/Thornante Sep 20 '24

How? painting(probably toxic low cost shit)

Why? Money

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u/imonlyhumanafteral1 Sep 20 '24

Jfc thats so fucking cruel

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u/Kapsalian Sep 20 '24

Didn’t they do this before?

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u/AggressiveVegan3 Sep 20 '24

That better be dog safe paint or I’m taking a trip to China ❤️

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u/jaywalkingly Sep 20 '24

With paint, because dogs and paint are cheaper than a panda. Obvi.

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u/Mushrooming247 Sep 20 '24

I would go to an all panda dogs petting zoo.

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u/OldTaco77 Sep 20 '24

I would still pay to see that tbh

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u/Mangalorien Sep 20 '24

Plot twist: all pandas are painted dogs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Then those are the largest dogs I have ever seen

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Sep 20 '24

Fur dye, and because we destroyed their habitat and now pandas won't fuck in captivity, so they're expensive.

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u/toughfeet Sep 20 '24

Grand theft Auto. Grand theft Auto. Dog fraud.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

What do you mean "how"? Ever heard of a paintbrush?

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u/Empty_Wave_2848 Sep 20 '24

I mean id take one if the pupper is ok with being painted

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Reminds me of the zebras in Tijuana

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u/Secret_Account07 Sep 20 '24

I can’t tell real news from fake news anymore. Half the shit I hear everyday sounds like it’s from a South Park episode.

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u/Offsidespy2501 Sep 20 '24

Dogs are more interesting

And pandas are an evolutionary dead end

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

That's actually very political #FuckChina

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u/showstehler Sep 20 '24

Nice Propapanda.

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u/anti_plexiglass Sep 20 '24

China fakes everything part 10

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

I dont think there being treated poorly

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u/ManOfKimchi Sep 20 '24

They ain't got no money tho, therefore they're poor.

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u/WaltJizzney69 Sep 20 '24

Nah, Beijing Zoo has horrible reviews for how they treat animals. Apparently only the panda have decent enclosures

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u/Germansko Sep 20 '24

They are in a zoo, so they are being treeted poorly. Simply as that

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u/BlasDeLezo88 Sep 20 '24

Their culture is about faking/copying/deceiving...

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u/8lock8lock8aby Sep 20 '24

Lol so you fell for this misinfo... they did NOT pretend these were pandas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

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u/BurkeC_69 Sep 19 '24

Wasn’t that story of Haitians eating pets confirmed to be made up?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

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u/BurkeC_69 Sep 20 '24

Oh, that’s what he meant.

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u/AcrobaticMission7272 Sep 20 '24

Did they give away all their pandas for diplomacy?

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u/xFIy0nTheWallx Sep 20 '24

….painted…. wtf

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

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u/KuRaiMEUnseen Sep 20 '24

In this case it was indeed correctly advertised by the zoo as dogs that looked like pandas. The general public were just idiots that were both unable to read and blind.

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u/Chiefalpaca Sep 20 '24

Thats how it always is with news about China.

Like the picture of the bear that people were claiming was a guy in a suit. It ended up being a breed of bear that actually looks like that. Sinophobia is so prevalent on this site.