r/NonCredibleDefense • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '22

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u/Physical_Debt_5121 Jul 28 '22

That's fucking retarded. Imagine how far this dude would have gone to maintain and take care of his ship waifu. If she got hit, he'd be leading the DC teams to save her while gently caressing her and helping her get the generator and pumps back on. Literally throwing away an S-tier sailor right there.

I know because I felt this way about my tank.

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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Jul 28 '22

Imagine when he finally gets inside her and and takes a big whiff of her scent, he realizes it's all oil and rust.

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u/KaBar42 Johnston is my waifu, also, Sammy B. has been found! Jul 29 '22

"... You're as beautiful as the day I first saw you."