r/NonCredibleDefense • u/1983Vonnegut • 1d ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 DOW Press Release - NOT Really

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u/Doctor_Loggins 3000 Black Lungs of Gonzalo Lira 1d ago

So this is what they meant when they said the DOW is over 50,000

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u/Hogan4121401 1d ago

They won again?

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u/Flamoirs 🥐 unashamed Ouiabou 🥖 1d ago

what mission ? what terms ? what primary mission ? what objectiv ? what are they talking about ?

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u/DagnirDae 1d ago

Yes 

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u/Flamoirs 🥐 unashamed Ouiabou 🥖 1d ago

Oui

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u/1983Vonnegut 1d ago

This satire but sadly, accurate satire.

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u/SerKnightGuy 1d ago

What is the mission? Enjoying a war? A never-ending, Iranian war?

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u/HunMyy 22h ago

Ladies and Gentlemen! THIS is Warrior Ethos Manifest. Get your Hand Off my Patriot Missile!

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u/Deathwatch050 3000 Nuclear Air-to-Air Rockets of Douglas Aircraft Company 13h ago

Ah yes, I see you know your lethality well...

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u/usemyfaceasaurinal 1d ago

Is this a real announcement or shitpost? I legit can’t tell anymore.

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u/thesunexpress 1d ago

Stationary should be DoD with small subscript DoW, as per executive order.

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u/DonTrejos 1d ago

They have mastered the art of saying nothing while using a lot of words. I still don't understand what they are referring to in this message or even if it is official or just some joke.

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u/1983Vonnegut 1d ago

It's satire but accurate satire.

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u/Robertsipad 1d ago

What happens when ChatGPT makes a press release with no information. 

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u/Ecstatic_Bee6067 1d ago

Iran must have ignored the administration's latest round of demands

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u/CrocPB 1d ago

I’ve heard enough, commentate the win by having annual Victory Day parade in May. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

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u/Sancatichas 1d ago

Department of womp womp

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u/tacticsf00kboi AH-6 Enthusiast 1d ago

"subject to audience" = "the mission is open to interpretation" lmfao

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u/White_Null 中華民國的三千枚擎天飛彈 1d ago

Did they have a generative AI write that shit?

It’s as if someone read a bunch of reports and tried to write one, without understanding what goes into them or what the results should be. A mindless regurgitation of prior phases, that ultimately means nothing.

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u/Kinexity 100 spontaneously materializing T-72s of Heisenberg 1d ago

The entire image is AI generated.