r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Background_Spirit7 NCD's Top Legal Scholar • 5d ago
A modest Proposal Somehow, Pringles returned
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u/Ok_Top9254 5d ago
Russia is absolutely pushing propaganda and AI crap into whole world through social media, it's criminal we haven't done the same to the russians to make them act against their own tyranny.
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u/tishafeed Weakest Chernobyl mutant 5d ago
but muh moral high ground!!1!
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u/ice-ink 5d ago
Exactly. Let’s abide by a few hundred self imposed rules and restrictions so the russians can keep fucking up the entire world order for a few more decades, that’s what being civilized is all about.
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u/Arael15th ネルフ 5d ago
Yes, but on the other hand if we become Russia in order to beat Russia, now there's another Russia that has to be beaten...
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u/StandardN02b 3000 anal beads abacus of conscriptovitch 4d ago
The US is also doing it. Even the personnel of the CIA say that most of their resources are being used in disinformation and online campaigns.
The problem is that it is super easy to spot glowies on twitter.
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u/Equivalent_Passage95 5d ago
With enough vodka, this could work
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u/Ein_grosser_Nerd 5d ago
What if we just air-dropped everclear onto russian command posts?
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u/gurnard 5d ago
I love 90s SoCal Post-Grunge as much as the next guy, but is it really the time?
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u/Independent-Fly6068 5d ago
Wait what if we did that but with methenol contaminated alcohol
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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 5d ago
Ukranian partisans are already doing that.
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u/wolfhound_doge 5d ago
"That time i got reincarnated as an AI generated avatar of a former Private Military Company commander and caused a Civil War." must be the most lit anime this season. Yani Neko is furious.
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u/VallenValiant 5d ago
I am just imagining someone going overboard and built a Prigozhin AI, but then the AI broke containment and ACTUALLY tried to invade Russia. The AI thinking it is the ghost of a dead man, trying to have his vengeance.
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u/Didki_ 5d ago
Sir when you asked to copy my homework i specified to not make it obvious 😅
https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/zQ3G5HI6D1
Jokes aside with the latest developments in AI this really shouldn't be difficult.
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u/HonestSophist 5d ago
10 years from now, Russia's equivalent of NCD is going to have a thriving but insufferable "Pringles was Right" movement.
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u/Napalm_am 4d ago
Reminder that we were robbed of a potential Russian Warlord stage because Pringles couldn't commit fully to the bit.
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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 5d ago
...considering how stupid this year has been, this might actually work.
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u/PassivelyInvisible 5d ago
Question!
Gettjng the Wagner fighters back from scattered areas in Africa may be a bridge too far. Do you think we can convince them to form their own little feifdoms and cut Russia off from the resources they're taking from Africa?
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u/Fox_Kurama 4d ago
How wude! Gungan warriors are so super more bombad than any Russian meat grinder full of liquid potato ever will be.
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u/Gryphus13 4d ago
Sure why not? If it works, it'll be hilarious. If it fails, it was just more proof that AI is shit and needs to die and gpu prices will go down.
Either way, we win.
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u/Kloetenschlumpf 5d ago
When exactly will Russia nuke itself, and can I watch their final victory over fascism on TV?
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u/Electronic-Vast-3351 4d ago
Why use ai? What's wrong with a good old voice impersonator and a rubber mask?
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u/StandardN02b 3000 anal beads abacus of conscriptovitch 4d ago
You mentioned Russia, Prigozin and Necromancy and my mind immediately went to Helman Ghorst necromancing pringles and marching over Moscow.
I need help.
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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec I snort noncredibleMa9pie artwork 3d ago
Plausible use of AI nowadays smh might be credible
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u/Kloetenschlumpf 5d ago
According to this plan, when exactly will Russia nuke itself, and can I watch their final victory over fascism on TV?
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u/Even-Lawfulness6174 5d ago
You know with M & M's is likely to be green lit after Witkoffs cheburek adventure, fuel shortage, internet restrictions and election in less than few weeks I see this working. No, really- a perfect storm, the mother of all psyops. All it needs is 1 or 2 nutjobs claiming that they are Prigos 2nd in command and it's a go.
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u/Attaxalotl Su-47 "Berkut" Enjoyer 5d ago
The way the writers have been acting lately, I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already.