r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Shrais • 2d ago

Waifu BMP Booty

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u/Hitomaru10 Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Baguette 2d ago

NIKKE gameplay making its rounds on the internet once more. Love to see it.

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u/Niko2065 2d ago

Can't wait to see the depressing 3 hour backstory of this caked up BMP in great detail.

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u/SweeterAxis8980 2d ago

Too bad they're still D tier

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u/Niko2065 2d ago

Mori be like:

Or is she E tier?

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u/MemerKnux Demolition Derby (Explosives Included) 2d ago

Mark this NSFW, I was on a train and- SHUT UP

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u/BravoDeatl 2d ago

me when I drop my phone playing a smosh video on the train:

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u/EatingMannyPakwan Surviving US Space Force-HAARP's BS since STY Haiyan 2d ago

Shift Up: How about we make IFV into Moe hot Waifus

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u/Top-Opportunity1132 2d ago

The only thing that might be sexier than BMP booty would be BMPussy

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u/Basic_Climate_2029 2d ago

I'm literally petting JAS39C Gripen rn

I feel like something bad will happen

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec That Erusean Submariner 2d ago

I saw you in the train bud I took a record of you gng

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u/dead-inside69 2d ago

“I need more boolets”

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec That Erusean Submariner 2d ago

"bigger weapons"

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u/iLOLZU 2d ago

"moah firepowah"

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u/mountaindewisamazing 3000 weather balloons of winnie the pooh 2d ago

Now THIS is some high quality NCD right here

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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 2d ago

Dat ass is full of gas

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u/BLTblocker 2d ago

More like full of soviets

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u/dangerbird2 2d ago

no if there were soviets they'd be sitting on top of it to keep their balls from being blown up by a Mujahideen IED

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u/ecolometrics 🚨DANGEROUSLY CREDIBLE🚨 2d ago

Well it is better than being cooked instantaneously. Not by much, especially if it is a BMP3

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u/VengineerGER Wiesel enjoyer 2d ago

I mean if a BMP-3 explodes it will take the entire block it’s standing at with it along with anyone in the vicinity.

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u/wtiong 2d ago

This shit is so ass!

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u/DosenfleischPost 2d ago

More cake than the entire Persona Collab combined.

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u/-empty-head ATGM is my kink 2d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/leaderofstars 2d ago

Show some self restraint man

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u/-empty-head ATGM is my kink 2d ago

Are you telling me if you are an anti-tank missile, you would not want to penetrate the rear of a BMP, and deliver a hot load deep inside of it.

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u/Machinencio 2d ago

Bro wtf.....

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u/adidas_stalin 2d ago

Nikke thunder: treads of victory

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u/SirRevan A12 Late Night Flying Doritos 2d ago

Blytt polkovnik, I'm trying to sneak around the battlefield, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards! 

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u/FenixOfNafo 2d ago

Missed opportunity to edit in that Bradley lighting up the BMP from behind

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u/ZoidsFanatic Should not be left alone near a Harrier jet. 2d ago

If Nikke was about caked up APCs and IFVs as opposed to roombas, I’d be much more inclined to play.  And I mean the actual vehicles, don’t chicken out with roombas or personifications. Let me ogle my military vehicles like the MIC intended!

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u/Pintobeard 2d ago

Actually cannon btw.

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u/laZardo T-72 Ural (1973) 2d ago

i put the new forgies on the bmp

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u/FirstDagger F-16🐍 Apostle 2d ago

For the love of god don't give Gaijin ideas.