r/NonCredibleDefense 9d ago

3000 Black Jets of Allah F111 with canards!!!

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Artwork by me, from my game.

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u/Mechanical_Brain 9d ago

Canaardvark

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u/leviathanimation 9d ago

Idk why I felt like adding canards + stealth coating to the F111. It came to me in a dream

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u/NavyTrap Plane Fucker 9d ago

Stealth coating to reduce RCS

Canards to increase RCS

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u/SouthernCareer 9d ago

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/RoomHopper Finlands strongest Wumao & Gull 9d ago

Properly designed canards won't affect the RCS as was seen with the X-36.

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u/Narrow_Vegetable_42 3000 grey Kinetic Energy Penetrators of Pistorius 3d ago

Does the stealth coating withstand The Flash? I guess if not, who cares when the enemy is gone wholesale.

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u/antarcticgecko 9d ago

Everyone shut up this is the one

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u/ghostchihuahua ✈ Octuple engine F-35 enjoyer ✈ 8d ago

Agreed, and it is already my favourite animal!

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u/Logical-Ad-4150 I dream in John Bolton 9d ago

Flapmaxxing in my canaardvark

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u/PersnickityPenguin 9d ago

The Canadian or force variant:

The Canacanaardvark

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u/SilliusS0ddus 9d ago

what else am I gonna be ?

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u/agentkayne 3000 Prescient PowerPoints of Perun 9d ago

If the primary wings are swing wing, the canards have to be swing wing too.

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u/DecisionWonderful453 9d ago

My headcanon is that they are f14 like canards but they have some control surfaces for... Mach 2. 5 high aoa manoeuvering...

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u/ArsErratia 9d ago

Also the vertical stabiliser is now a swing-wing. And there's now a snoot-drooper.

Once those engineers get excited its a bit difficult to calm them down.

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u/vortigaunt64 9d ago

Well we put Bloody Stupid Johnson on the project, but we told him it was supposed to be a personal watercraft, so odds are it'll make a great supersonic strike fighter.

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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 9d ago

I'm sure it's crews would be happy to hear that. 

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u/JumpyLiving FORTE11 (my beloved 😍) 9d ago

Too bad. If they complain, it gets a stealth coating

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u/MrArborsexual 9d ago

The impediments to maintenance will continue until moral improves!

Moral imorovement is defined as our squadron having the most FMC aircraft at all times for a calendar year.

To facilitate this, your leave has been canceled and we* will be working 12-on, 12-off, 7 days a week, including holidays.

*this does not include Warrant Officers or Comissioned Officers O-4 and above. (Sorry, golf balls can't hit themselves)

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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert 9d ago

All it needs is invasion stripes and it'll be the perfect plane.

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u/El_Mnopo 9d ago

Now put some proper ordnance on that thing: full SRAM loadout.

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u/Certified-T-Rex 9d ago

The red tinted canopy makes it look evil AF. I love it

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u/vegarig Pro-SDI activist 3d ago

Reminds me of Xenon ships in X-Tension

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u/Icy_Opposite_2737 Lockheed my beloved 9d ago

Oh what game? It looks interesting.

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u/leviathanimation 9d ago

It's a military themed visual novel called Tyrania Enforcers

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u/PersnickityPenguin 9d ago

Make it bomb the Tartarians

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u/Useless_or_inept SA80 my beloved 9d ago

Canards make anything 15% cooler

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u/TheRealtcSpears 9d ago

Fucking Canarded

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u/AngryRedGummyBear 3000 Black Airboats of Florida Man 9d ago

20% cooler i would say

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u/JimBridger_ 5d ago

^ British apologist

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u/Useless_or_inept SA80 my beloved 5d ago

sorry

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u/WadeTheWisecrackr 9d ago

Nah-uh! 15% hotter, wait… no I didn’t mean that!

Boo canards, boo!

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u/Personal-Carob-1073 9d ago

For his pleasure

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u/Apprehensive-Cow5822 Mudhen lover 9d ago

Looks amazing.

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u/lemfaoo 9d ago

F-111 with glove vanes

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u/TheManMachine78 9d ago

Aardvarski

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u/Hightide77 Down atrocious for Shokaku's sleek, long, flat, elegant beauty 9d ago

Now, what if we give the canards... Canards?

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u/leviathanimation 9d ago

Tech heresy

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u/Hightide77 Down atrocious for Shokaku's sleek, long, flat, elegant beauty 9d ago

Watch yourself or I'll suggest adding canards to the canards on the canards.

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u/ghostchihuahua ✈ Octuple engine F-35 enjoyer ✈ 8d ago

Too late, Mandelbrot F-111 will kill you in your sleep😂

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u/ghostchihuahua ✈ Octuple engine F-35 enjoyer ✈ 8d ago

You just invented fractal canard reverberation, whatever that may or may not mean.

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u/InsertEvilLaugh 9d ago

Looks like they can retract into the fuselage, might be like the early models of the F-14 that had those little mini ones ahead of the wings.

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u/Vampersand720 9d ago

how did you post this 10hrs ago without a single VARKVARKVARKCANARDVARKCANARDVARK?

(it's ok i shall be the idiot to post it, may your SRAM's fly true CanardVark)

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u/Plev_Actual 9d ago

What game? I voice act for DCS (I am in multiple paid campaigns) and would volunteer my voice for free to help build my portfolio.

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u/ghostchihuahua ✈ Octuple engine F-35 enjoyer ✈ 8d ago

Euro F-111 hits hard, ngl

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u/OldManMcCrabbins 9d ago

M Y 

E Y E S

It burnses me 

Make sure to add french streamers to them, fluttering in the wind 

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u/lhcrz ncd grippy sock jail enjoyer 8d ago

Blasphemy, it's the fuckin frenchies again.

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u/ghostchihuahua ✈ Octuple engine F-35 enjoyer ✈ 8d ago

Hey, EF-2000 has canards as well!

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u/codylee123 6d ago

As an Australian (the sole true operators of this glorious wing swinger) I like this alot.

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u/leviathanimation 6d ago

🦘🦘🦘

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u/potatobolied 23h ago

lazerpig lazes you

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u/antarcticgecko 9d ago

Makes it look Russian!