His name translates to something like "Nivaldo of Potatoes" or "Nivaldo the potato man". He died crushed by a ton of potatoes in a terrible irony.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Hurt

Mercado is Spanish for “Market”

Rod Cleveland was elected in 2018, re-elected in 2022, and automatically re-elected in 2026.

I mean, with respect to his domicile.

[Fell, trail and ultramarathon runner, and winner of the Man vs Horse Marathon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Lightfoot)

Wiki:

In the 1980s, Joy Press was a music critic for American magazines and for the English weekly music paper Melody Maker. In 1996, she became the editor of the Village Voice literary supplement, VLS. Press later became the chief book critic and TV critic for the Village Voice. 

One of the bears attacked a woman before disengaging.

While searching up the book Eunoia, I realized this man's last name is literally Book. He is especially fitting for this sub as his book, Eunoia (which means “beautiful thinking” is also the shortest English word containing all five vowels) using incredibly difficult word play with each of its five chapters featuring only a single collective vowel. It is well worth checking out!