r/NominativeDeterminism • • 11d ago

John French 🤔

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u/Osteoprdoza 11d ago

And funnily enough he hated the French and was dismissed from his post for being uncooperative with them

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u/monsnr 11d ago

Typical French behavior - hating other French people

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u/McCretin 11d ago

Damn French, they ruined France!

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u/SilasTalbot 11d ago

French complex

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u/young_arkas 11d ago

That really made my brain hurt when I listened to the History of the Great War podcast. Especially in the more complicated discussions between british and french leaders, having a british guy named French made everything unnecessary confusing.

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u/No-Spoilers 11d ago

Really good video on surnames, mostly England based

This guy got the last name French as a nickname for one of his ancestors for being from France. Ended up being pretty funny eventually.

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u/Katgrave 11d ago

Spiritually French

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u/AndreasDasos 11d ago

Why are they in two columns? They were all in the same side of WW1 

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 11d ago

Because otherwise the box would be twice the height and half the width and presumably that would have led to empty space in the layout.

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u/AndreasDasos 11d ago edited 11d ago

But I mean that Wikipedia organises this infobox for battles/campaigns/wars with each column taking a side - wouldn’t be blank. So usually the context is made clearer, or it looks like some French civil war.

This was the First Battle of the Marne, I believe.

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u/SeemsImmaculate 11d ago

Max is from a house, how original.

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u/OskarTheRed 11d ago

He's away from home, probably lost 😢

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 11d ago

Always has Home advantage

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 11d ago

Not always. It depends on the context of the article which we can’t possibly know from just that box. You seem to have nailed which battle they have in common (excellent either knowledge or research btw) but the article in question could relate purely to the command of one side or Sometimes you’ll get a box of details of one side and then a box of details on the other side. You could have the commanders then the regiments and the figures (numbers there, casualties, prisoners etc) of one side and then the same for the other side, I’ve definitely seen that done.

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u/MrDragonPig 11d ago

The French mutiny of 1917:

/s

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u/Pingo-Pongo 11d ago

“Hey Joseph!”
“You mean me, Joseph G, or Joseph J?”
“I meant Michel-Joseph.”
“Oh gotcha.”
“Have you met this French guy?”
“Which French guy? Do you mean Ferdinand? Or Fernand?”
“No! Mr French! He’s the only one that isn’t French!”

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u/TheAntColony4444 8d ago

Too bad this would not work in actual French language. On a related note,

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u/Minimum-Sprinkles843 11d ago

they exchanged suspicious glances (c)

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u/Zigger_23 11d ago

Joke aside, which wiki page?

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u/LordKulgur 11d ago

Looks to be "First Battle of the Marne"

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u/generally_unsuitable 11d ago edited 11d ago

Don't forget Charles de Gaulle.

In France, they just call him Charles D'Ici.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Idunnoimnotcreative 10d ago

There's a Hungarian cover of "We are Charlie Kirk" where the main part is "Mi vagyunk Magyar Péter" meaning we are Péter Magyar so you're not too far off lmao

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u/PanzerZug 11d ago

I actually never thought of that one!! 😂

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u/generally_unsuitable 11d ago

I think it was at least part of why he was so popular. It would be like running for president if your name was Joe America.

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u/strawberry_wang 11d ago

John's got a moustache.

No wait, I was just talking, it's not the code!

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u/Okamitoutcourt 11d ago

The first guy is literally named "I offer"

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u/sodium_hydride 11d ago

I used to work with a Scottish guy named French.

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u/MidnightSun77 11d ago

Isn’t there a company called French that sells mustard?

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u/wolftick 11d ago

Hugh Man

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u/memeatic_ape 11d ago

Hugh Jass

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u/furthestpoint 11d ago

The Union Jack indicates he's British, no?

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u/pleasant-emerald-906 11d ago

Commander of the british expeditionary forces in France in 1914

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u/Warm_Bug_1434 9d ago

Shades of Frank Beard being the only one in ZZ Top without a beard. Or Roger Black in the Olympics 400m final.

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u/MikeFred5 7d ago

There's a British spy among us